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faid in the tomb beneath there lies a book of Vaft Power. bra^e^reemen ^x^lore’t after ^artaking^f A Lamentations of the Flame Princess Adventure Time: 1615 A.D. Place: Somewhere in England / VILLAGE PRIEST CCATHOLIC) TELLS PARTY THE POOR IS OFF LIMITS BY ROYAL PECREE. MEANWHILE, PALTON SNEAKS IN BACK OF CHURCH ANP FINPS GAPING PIT OF SLIME. The Paths by Colour The Party (upon entering) d The Party Flame Princess (after split) d (escaping) d The Others (after split) □ The God □ наг «w«asj PRIEST APOLOGIZES FOR NOT MENTIONING THE PIT ANP EXPLAINS ГГ6 USEP FOR PUMPING MENNONÎTES ANP SPANIARPS. PARTY INSISTS ON EXPLORING ANYWAY. FEARGHAS CALMS JIMMY'S FEARS BY CASTING UPON HIM HIS MOST POWERFUL SPELL, THE MYSTIC “LIGHT." WHILE THE REST OF THE PARTY ARE EATING EACHOTHER, FLAME PRINCESS TOURNIQUETS HER WOUNPS WITH A SCROLL OF PHANTASMAL FORCB, HIPES, ANP SUSTAINS HERSELF WITH BLUE PUNGEON SLIME. AN ILL-FATEP ATTBMPT TO BSCAPB THROUGH A STEAM PIPE TRIGGERS A STEAM EXPLOSION ANP ATTRACTS THE GOP. AS SOON AS THE ENTIRE PARTY IS IN THE PIT, PRIEST CUTS THE ROPE. CONFIRMING PARTY'S ANTI-PAPIST SENTIMENTS. THE SOUNP OF PRIEST ANP VILLAGERS SINGING "COME, HOLY GHOST, OUR SOULS INSPIRE" ATTRACTS THE GOP. ROBERT, WHO PISLIKES COFFEE CAKE, EATS STRANGE CAVE FRUIT, STARTING AN UNEARTHLY PROCESS WHICH SLOWLY CHANGES HIM INTO A PLANT. MUSKETS ANP “TURN UNPEAPS" FAIL TO STOP THE GOP. PEMONOLOGIST MELISSA CASTS "SUMMON" ANP CON JURES A FORMLESS MASS OF SEAWEEP WITH BISCUITS FOR HANPS, WHICH CONFUSES THE GOP LONG ENOUGH FOR THE PARTY TO RETREAT. PARTY OUTRUNS GOP ANP TAKES A BREATHER. JIMMY PISCOVERS A ROMAN COIN CACHE BUT 8ARNABY MAKES TOO MUCH NOISE EXPLAINING PROPER TREASURE-LIFTING TECHNIQUE. SEEING THE GOP FINALLY LEAVE, ALICE WAITS UNTIL FEARGHAS, MELISSA ANP ROBERT ARE EATING LINKBOY HAGGIS ANP THROWS MAGIC MIRROR SHARP ACROSS THE CWASM. FOLLOWING ALICE'S INSTRUCTIONS, PALTON BREAKS THE GEM, FREEING HIMSELF FROM THE MIRROR ANP FETCHES A LAPPER 50 ALICE CAN JOIN HIM ON THE OTHER SIPE. LIAM FINPS CURSEP STATUE WHICH MAKES HIM UNABLE TO MAKE PECI5I0NS WITHOUT CONSULTING HIÔ COMRAPES. HE CONTEMPLATES A FUTURE CAREER IN MANAGEMENT._____________ ON THE WAY OUT, ALICE ANP PALTON RUN INTO THE FLA/ЛЕ PRINCESS, WHO AT FIR6T TAKES THEM > FLAME PRINCESS COMES UP WITH A "TRAIL OF GUNPOWPER" TRAP TO BLOW THE GOP TO SMITHEREENS. THE PLAN GOES AWRY WHEN LIAM, WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THE GUNFOWPER BARREL, IS UNABLE TO PECIPE WHEN TO STEP AWAY FROM THE LIT FUSE. FOR A STEAM-INPUCEP HALLUCINATION. CURSEP SCROLL SUMMONS THE NOISE OF THE AFRICAN PLAINS. THE GOP CRAWLS TOWARPS THE ENTICING SOUNP OF LOUPSPEAKER-PECIBEL ELEPHANTS ANP PIKPIKS. THE PARTY NEVER FINPS THE GREATEST TREASURE PALTON ATTEMPTS TO STEAL MAG\C GEM ANP ENPS UP TRAPPEP IN MIRROR'S REFLECTION. SMASHING THE MIRROR MERELY LEAVES PALTON ANP GEM TRAPPEP IN TINY SHARP. THE GUNPOWPER EXPLOSION COLLAPSES THE ROOF, SEPARATING THE PARTY ANP PUTTING OUT THEIR TORCHES. THE GOP CRAWLS OVER TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS. PWYLL RUNS TOO FAST POWN THE STAIRS ANP TWISTS HIS ANKLE. FLAMB PRINCESS RUNS INTO A PEAP ENP, WHERE THE GOP BEGINS TO CONSUME HER. AFTER EATING SCARCELY EVEN TWO LIMBS, HOWEVER, IT IS PISTRACTEP BY THE SOUNP OF PWYLL PRAYING TO ST. AUGUSTINE FEARGHAS' GROUP, THE ONLY ONE WITH LIGHT, AVOIPS BLUNPERS BUT FINPS THEMSELVES TRAPPEP AT THE EPGE OF A CHASM. MELISSA SUMMONS A GIANT FLOATING EYEBALL WITH PREHENSILE TONGUES, WHICH CARRIES THEM ACROSS ON TONGUEBACK. THE GOP EATS PWYLL, ALONG WfTH HIS BX OSS ¡BUS RELICS OF ST. JEROME, WHOSE TASTE SUMMONS UP FORGOTTEN MEMORIES OF GOOP TIMES IN THE PATRISTIC ERA. TRAPPEP BY THE GOP WAITING ON THE OTHER SIPE OF THE CHASM, THE PARTY SPENPS THEIR TIME LOOTING, LIKE IN "PAWN OF THE PEAP" IF THE MALL WERE A STH CENTURY MONASTIC CAVE FILLEP WITH CURSEP ARTIFACTS. FEARGHAS ACCIPENTALLY ACTIVATES CURSEP RING OF STARVATION, WHICH SPOILS ALL THE PARTY'S FOOP. ROBERT BEGINS TO GROW FRUIT FROM HIS ARMPITS. MELISSA TESTS A MYSTERIOUS MAG\C NEEPLE BY PRICKING ALICE WITH IT WHILE SHE SLEEPS. TEN PAYS LATER, STILL TRAPPEP ANP STARVING CEXCEPT FOR PALTON IN MIRROR SPACE), THE PARTY PRAWS LOTS TO PETERMINE WHO TO EAT. JIMMY LOSES ANP IS ROASTEP OVER HIS OWN TORCH. PISTRAUGHT BY THE SIN OF CANNIBALISM ALICE ASKS FOR HELP FROM THE MAG\C TOAP IN THE JAR, WHICH BESTOWS ON HER ITS WISPOM ANP FACIAL FEATURES, TEACHING HER THE SECRETS OF ALL LABYRINTHS. THE HEROES FINALLY REACH THE EXIT ANP BUST THEIR WAY THROUGH THE POOR ON THE HILLSIPE, KILLING CULTIST SHEPHERP. FLA/ЛЕ PRINCESS ANP ALICE IMMEPIATELY RUN UP THE HILL ANP BURN POWN THE CHURCH, BUT SPECIALIST STAYS BEHINP TO GET ONE MORE TREASURE, ANP IS CAUGHT WHEN TUNNEL CAVES IN. FOR TWO C0MEL4 AND UNBtfN5H'D VIRAÔ05 ANNOYEP AT BEING ABANPONEP BY CTASTY-LOOKING) ALICE, MELISSA ANP FEARGHAS VOW TO BSCAPB. MELISSA ATTEMPTS TO SUMMON ANOTHER MONSTER WITH 8RIPGE-CR0SSING ABILITIES, BUT SINCE EACH SUMMONING IS EXTREMELY RANPOM SHE INSTEAP SUMMONS A MAN-EATING FOG, A FUNGUS WITH VALUABLE INNARPS, A RAPROACTIVE BRAIN COVEREP IN NEON MAGGOTS, ETC. FEARGHAS SUGGESTS USING A HUMAN SACRIFICE TO SUMMON A MORE POWERFUL MONSTER. SEEING WHERE THIS IS GOING, 8ARNA8Y ATTEMPTS TO KILL HIMSELF BY JUMPING INTO THE CHASM, ONLY TO LANP ON THE SOUISHY 80PIES OF THE RAVENOUS MINI-GOPS BELOW. MELISSA GETS FEARGHAS' HELP PRAWING THAUMATURGICAL CIRCLES, THEN SACRIFICES HIM. THE SUMMONING GOES TOO FAR ANP SUNPERS THE BARRIERS OF REALITY, UNLEASHING A CONTINUOUS STREAM OF UNCONTROLLEP TENTACLEP, AMORPHOUS ANP MANY-GENITALEP MONSTERS WHICH KILL EVERYTHING IN THE TUNNELS, EVEN THE GOP. AS THE MONSTERS RIP APART ROBERT, MELISSA GRABS HIS HANP ANP JUMPS INTO THE MAGIC SANPALWOOP BOX, WHICH TELEPORTS THEM BOTH THE CITY OF STARS ON THE MOON. MELISSA PISCOVERS THAT HER FOOP SUPPLY WILL LAST INPEFINITELY WfTH SUNLIGHT ANP WATERING. ALICE ANP FLAME PRINCESS MANAGE TO ESCAPE MANHUNT FOR CHURCH BURNERS. шш *&жжт Я» l’I II
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