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You are inside the house of a militia captain. He looks at you, and then turns his attention away from you. and he falls backwards. He is dead. You are surprised by the strength of your fist. This is not real. You walk down the stairs, and you see that the room is filled with people. They are

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 During a particularly icy blizzard, you hear a strange knocking at your door. You open it to find an old man with a long white beard and pointed ei standing there. ~~ Theo!5 man looksatyou expectantly. "What dofbu want?” “Randir, I need to know if you can help me”. He nods slowly. “Yes, I can”. He pauses. > ask what he wants in return “No, it isn’t. It’s just a nice way of saying > ask why he came to my f Elvish sighs. “I was looking for something very important.' I But I couldn't find it anywhere. \So I decided to look for it here”. > ask what he is looking for that is so important ^Elvish sighs again. “It’s a secret. Avery powerful or say “Well you won’t find it here.1 Elfish frowns. “Of course not. That place is cursed. , I'm sorry but I have no choice but to leave and go somewl > put Elvish in a chokehold and interrogate him You hold up your hand. “Elvish, please calm down. We’ll get to the point sc Elvish shakes his head. “No! No. no, no! Please! Just let me tell you what I want!” J ^ ■ - ~~ mS Elvish stares at you with an expression of despair. < “This,., this is a secret! What do you think? Do you think anyone would believe me? They’d laugh at me, they’d mock me, they’d even kill re > Shoot lightning at elvish’s eyeballs You fire a beam of light from your finger at Elvish’s eyes. “If you’re going to keep lying to me, then I’ll have to kill you myself". > engage in wizard battle with Elvish You begin to cast spells at Elvish. You are surprised by how well you are doing, You feel like you could defeat any wizard in a duel. This is really good. > freeze elvish at legs You freeze Elvish at the feet. You feel Elvish’s body shiver as he tries to stand up. You continue to stare into his eyes Elvish opens his mouth to speak, but stops. He takes a deep breath before speaking. “I am looking for the most powerful spell there is. Something that will destroy all life on this world. > ask why he would need a'spell like that incinerate Elvish

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You are inside the house of a militia captain. He looks at you, and then turns his attention away from you. and he falls backwards. He is dead. You are surprised by the strength of your fist. This is not real. You walk down the stairs, and you see that the room is filled with people. They are all wearing uniforms. You shout loudly: "I am the Captain!" Everyone listens to you. Then, you sit down on the chair in the middle of the room, and everyone sits down as well "We are all militia men," you say. "Now, we shall discuss how we shall fight the Blight". > say "you may speak" He looks at you and raises his hand. > pick one of the guys who is raising his hand You choose a guy who is raising his hand. ». J/W _ m LEhCtiti T* I ViH u AS) You say: "I am the leader here. I will lead us to victory". The guy smiles, and nods. You walk towards the door. The guys behind you nod their heads
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