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1/7 &HOWER HO&E BUy ON AMAZON. CONTROL- FLOW. MULTIPLE NOZZLES». ENEMA BULB- PACK IT FOR TRIPS». EAS»y TO REFILL, CLEAN, ANP HIPE. FLEET ENEMA- PUMP IRRITATING LIQUIP FIRST! FILL WITH WARM WATER. ENEMA BAG OLP SCHOOL. CLAS»S»y HIPSTER. GLOW ANP METHOPICAL. Ki'jWL HERMIONE THE HEMORRHOIP SAyS= TRAPPEP IN A HOTEL ROOM WITH NO TOOLS»? LOCATE A VENPING MACHINE, WATER BOTTLES, WORK GREAT! PO NOT S.CREW IT IN, BE GENTLE. JUST LEAN IT AGAINST yoUR ASS ANP SQUEEZE. RE-FRE-SHING!
3/7 AND NEXT COMES THE MESSY PART...
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5/7 / i/а.ч: 71 к t IF YOU ARE DOING) A FUUL HAVE SOME WORK TO DO.. WATER HAS SOME COLOR , DO IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN. IF THE WATER IS NOT CLEAR, I HOW MANY TIMES, you TRy, yoi WENT PAST THE SIGMOID, AND TWO CHOICES: 1) PROCEED TO A FULL CLEANING, THIS CAN TAKE AN EXTRA HOUR. 2) STOP. TELL yOUR BUTT BUDDy THERE'S, A LOT MORE BE EVACUATED. IT USUALLY TAKES 5 OR SO FULL, COMPLETE FLUSHES UNTIL THE WATER COMES OUT CLEAN AND УОЦ ARE EMPTY BUT IT DEPENDS ON THE DAY AND THE PERSON. you NEED TO INDUCE CRAMPS TO PUSH THE WATER BACK OUT. THERE ARE EASY TRICKS TO MAKE SURE YOU GET IT ALL... -coimm С0ЖЛ1.
6/7 THERE ARE SEVERAL YOGA POSES THAT HELP WITH RELEASING WATER: Switch poses, move around, shake that belly until water comes out. try adding MORE WATER AS YOU CHANGE POSES, AND REMEMBER THE ANATOMY OF YOUR PIPING.
7/7 IF YOU LEAVE THE SHOWER AND SET DEAFENING INTESTINAL GROWLS, YOU ARE NOT DONE. USE THIS CHECKLIST TO FIGURE OUT IF you ARE TRULy CLEAN AND EMPTy: WATER SMELLS' IF IT STINKS, THAT MEANS THERE'S MORE TRAPPED INSIDE. PERHAPS A LOT MORE, you ARE NOT DONE yET. MUCOSA: you MIGHT SEE CLEAN WATER WITH TRACES OF INTESTINAL LINING (LOOKS LIKE SNOT, SLIMy AND ICKX IT'S NOT SHIT, DOESN'T SMELL). IT COULD INDICATE yoU'VE REACHED THE END. LAST FART: AIR FLOATS, SOMETIMES THE LAST THING TO COME OUT IS A FART, BUT NOT ALWAyS, IT COULD JUST BE A REGULAR FART. DON'T TRUST IT IF IT SMELLS. EMPTINESS: THERE'S A PARTICULAR FEELING OF EMPTINESS AND A WEIRD CRAMPING WHEN yOU ARE TOTALLy CLEAN. LEARN TO IDENTIFy IT, THIS SKILL WILL IMPROVE WITH PRACTICE. CLEAN WATER: IF A TON OF WATER COMES OUT AFTER A WHILE OF BEING STUCK, AND IT'S TOTALLy CLEAR, IT COULD SIGNAL THAT you ARE DONE. ,т нтт m ншотсю PIGITAL BCALE WEIGH yoURSELF BEFORE GETTING THE SHOWER. IF yOU WEIGH MORE WHEN you COME OUT, yoU'LL THERE'S WATER STILL INSIDE. EAT FIBER yoUR DIET WILL DETERMINE HOW EASy IT IS TO CLEAN. FIBER CLEANi yoUR GUT, METAMUCIL IS A GOOD SUPPLEMENT TO TRy. EVERY ВОРУ IB PIFFERENT REMEMBER TO APAPT THIB GUIPE TO WHAT YOUR ВОРУ TELLB YOU. YOU MIGHT NEEP MORE TIME OR WATER, OR LEBB, YOU WILL LEARN WITH TIME ANP PRACTICE. THAT'B IT! PLAY BAFE ANP HAVE FUN! ANP FOR HEAVEN'B BAKE, BOAP UP ANP RINBE REALLY WELL AFTER YOU ARE PONE! M 00 amnwcc cerscm buttscx.1
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