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Новостьзумерыграмматиказнаки препинанияне нужныкликбейт

«То, как ты пишешь — выдаёт твой возраст»

Зумеры подхватили новую шизу и теперь утверждают, что только старики соблюдают грамматику, пользуются знаками препинания, пишут полные сообщения и используют большие буквы.

Именно функция «автопрописных» букв в начале предложения, наравне с появлением первых морщин, является явным признаком старения, по мнению зумеров.

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Published Jan. 9, 2024
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Распространи среди друзей-пенсионеров, пусть будут в тренде.

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Зумеры изобрели безграмотность.

STRELOK222111

10.01.2024, 18:49

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Naga Siren and Nami

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You be my carry,
I'll be your support.
I'm peeling them for you,
Can't take us apart.
Protect you from skill shots,
Wherever you are,
I promise.

They can't outplay us,
You're Chaox at heart.
I'm warding down lane,
So we know where they are.
No jungler in sight, so we'll push to their tow'r.
Together, so overpowered.

The opponents base,
Is nearly close to dead.
I'll stall this game,
So our love will never end.
Let's queue again.

"Ace in the Hole" aimed,
We're both almost dead,
I'll FLASH in to save you,
And hit me instead.
I'll do anything for you,
To keep you ahead.
You know I've got you.

Don't worry about Taric or their Vayne,
Just make your way back to me,
And I'll keep you safe.

To the early game,
And the mid game,
And the late game,
Till we win our game.

Вождь

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Педоистерия

Новости сегодня так себе, дорогие товарищи. Вся наша инфраструктура отказывает уже в двух местах из-за контента, находящегося в серой зоне, в особенности - рисованных лолей. Под инфраструктурой следует понимать сторонние сервисы, ответственные за функционирование реактора. И проблемы в этот раз совсем не со стороны России и ее Роскомпозора, в отказ идут вполне себе западные компании.

Интернеты полны паладинов, и какой-то американский паладин пожаловался на одну нашу картиночку. Как выглядело общение с саппортом в таком случае:

Паладин: I believe that a website using your service may contain depictions of child abuse. It was from an image tag on the website.

Они: Please check the complaint below and remove the Child Porn/underage illegal content within 12 hours and reply to this email at the earliest.

Мы: The page contains no depiction of child abuse since these are not pictures of real children, only unrealistic drawings in the hentai genre.

Они: Child porn in any form is illegal. Please remove the URL within 12 hours or we will have no choice but to suspend your account.

Мы: Please provide clarification: according to which country's law is the content considered as illegal and therefore prohibited by your company?

According to Wikipedia, the US federal law considers fictional child pornography (like hentai pictures in question) legal unless obscene. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_child_pornography

Они: We do not support underage content.

Не, их можно понять - они частная компания, и не хотят связываться с этими паладинами, которые. могут написать в визу и мастеркард о том, что их картами оплачивают контору, которая работает с детской порнографией. Ведь такое уже было с порнохабом, когда журнашлюхи написали, что где-то там есть ЦП.

Когда они пришли за порнхабом, за него никто не вступился. Картиночки и видосики все тихонечно смотрят, но начать публичную кампанию в их защиту - это никто не хочет. Вот так и получается, что моралфаги ведут успешное наступление.

Вот еще одни нам пишут:

I'm writing to inform you that your account has been temporarily suspended. Per our guidelines, we have zero tolerance for the glorification of sexual violence, and this includes depictions of sexualized minors.

То есть картиночки с лолями, от которых ни один реальный ребенок не пострадал, фантазии больных и не очень художников - это "восхваление сексуального насилия". Не могу согласиться с такой позицией, но меня тут не спрашивали.

И ведь эти конторы - еще самые адекватные из нами опробованных - остальные еще хуже.

Что будем делать?

Вернее, что придется сделать, чтобы сохранить функциональность реактора. Мы убираем с joyreactor такой контент, как ecchi, лоликон и шотакон хентай. Картиночки до конца недели попробуем подержать на pornreactor, потом в начале недели мы их и там скроем. Надо переосмыслить нашу инфраструктуру, потому что что будет дальше? Признают порно с цветными конями одновременно детским и зоо-порно и откажутся хостить такой контент, как сейчас запретили рисованых лолей? Возможно, дальше только TOR.

Сохраните важные для вас картиночки этого жанра к себе на жесткий диск, если они у вас вдруг есть.

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Хуже долбоеба, может быть только инициативный долбоёб.

Armcael

20.05.2021, 12:39

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Seek_and_Destroy

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Summon Your Scromon

Elza Highmoor of Elmwood College only tames cute and beautiful Scromons like her.

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Smouldering

The new theory has shook the entire Soulogy Academia: 'the remnant soul still remains inside the bones.'
It was proven that the soul of the deads can never return to the land of the livings,so the matter of 'what makes the undeads become alive again' was always in controversy.
Now the new theory that presented an innovative answer for the problemis expected to revive the human experiment on Eldrian City since the arrest of Headhunter.

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Gudrun the Snakehead

Gudrun the Snakehead owned the golden hair of the goddess.
She didn't choose the path of the queen to sharpen the swords for men,but the road of the warrior to fight bear and wolf.
She feeds the blood. To her sword, and to her hairs.
She abandoned the path of queen, but she takes men for herself.

Dragon Breaker

In the Age of Space Discovery, there were warriors called the Dragon Breakers among the Vikings of the Northern Galaxies.
They ride on small attack ships, and destroy the enemy's hull with a sword and their strong body.

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Shieldmaiden

Grelod Stoneskinned was the true shieldmaiden.
For 157 years of her fighting,
No weapons ever made it to her skin.
No love could ever make it to her heart either.

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Maskfly

Bloodthirst Butterfly that stares and scares its natural enemies has perched on Sir Georg's nose.

Bursted Out

Too many tattoos. They will explode.
Morgan Wallas the Bane of July proves that.
It's a miracle that his body has maintained its form.
His mind is far beyond that of humanity, for it still exists in our realm.
However it's only a past tense since he already went crazy.
The magic that has escaped and overgrew his skin brought chaos to Eldrian City.
We can never know if it was his own will or the will of the oppressed magic.

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How to Tame Your Scromons

Scromons were the friends of humanity all over the world, and we have sealed them in many different ways possible.
Scroll is uncomfortable by its weight and size,
but you can add more info with plenty of space, a good place for Scromons to live.
Bujeok (asian paper talisman) makes you summon and seal Scromons easier and faster, but it provides a cramped and uncomfortable space for Scromons, making them hard to grow and evolve.
Disk, which is the new sealing tool made by data, had huge capacity despite its small size but also had bugs that can create horrible disasters.
These tools were part of magic. That means there's no superiority and inferiority between them, but only advantages and disadvantages.
The monsters were named after their sealing items, and that gave them many names in history.
Slatemon, Bone Beasts, Scroll-Mon, Talismon, Parchmon, Kipumon, Diskmon, and etc.
But now we just call them Scromons.

Blazing Heart

Sir Gunleif never cries.
The fire comes out from his eyes.
He's always burning with fury.

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Corpse Tactics

"Your mission is not breaking the walls, nor killing the king.

That city can not be torn down by the power of men, not even dead ones.

You must hide until we flood the city.

Then you have to swim in the water that sank the food storage and the house of healing."

Loyal Staff

It was the custom of the Ramboerg Dynasty to keep the king's wisest adviser closest.

Ressa the Handless

If you have captured the wizards, do not cut off their hands.
Their magic doesn't come out from hands, but from predestined fate and their spirit that transcends humanity.
No one can stop their spell unless their life was taken.
Cut off their heads.
Forget the story of Rogbær the Headless.