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Summon Your Scromon
Elza Highmoor of Elmwood College only tames cute and beautiful Scromons like her.
Smouldering
The new theory has shook the entire Soulogy Academia: 'the remnant soul still remains inside the bones.'
It was proven that the soul of the deads can never return to the land of the livings,so the matter of 'what makes the undeads become alive again' was always in controversy.
Now the new theory that presented an innovative answer for the problemis expected to revive the human experiment on Eldrian City since the arrest of Headhunter.
Gudrun the Snakehead
Gudrun the Snakehead owned the golden hair of the goddess.
She didn't choose the path of the queen to sharpen the swords for men,but the road of the warrior to fight bear and wolf.
She feeds the blood. To her sword, and to her hairs.
She abandoned the path of queen, but she takes men for herself.
Dragon Breaker
In the Age of Space Discovery, there were warriors called the Dragon Breakers among the Vikings of the Northern Galaxies.
They ride on small attack ships, and destroy the enemy's hull with a sword and their strong body.
Shieldmaiden
Grelod Stoneskinned was the true shieldmaiden.
For 157 years of her fighting,
No weapons ever made it to her skin.
No love could ever make it to her heart either.
Maskfly
Bloodthirst Butterfly that stares and scares its natural enemies has perched on Sir Georg's nose.
Bursted Out
Too many tattoos. They will explode.
Morgan Wallas the Bane of July proves that.
It's a miracle that his body has maintained its form.
His mind is far beyond that of humanity, for it still exists in our realm.
However it's only a past tense since he already went crazy.
The magic that has escaped and overgrew his skin brought chaos to Eldrian City.
We can never know if it was his own will or the will of the oppressed magic.
How to Tame Your Scromons
Scromons were the friends of humanity all over the world, and we have sealed them in many different ways possible.
Scroll is uncomfortable by its weight and size,
but you can add more info with plenty of space, a good place for Scromons to live.
Bujeok (asian paper talisman) makes you summon and seal Scromons easier and faster, but it provides a cramped and uncomfortable space for Scromons, making them hard to grow and evolve.
Disk, which is the new sealing tool made by data, had huge capacity despite its small size but also had bugs that can create horrible disasters.
These tools were part of magic. That means there's no superiority and inferiority between them, but only advantages and disadvantages.
The monsters were named after their sealing items, and that gave them many names in history.
Slatemon, Bone Beasts, Scroll-Mon, Talismon, Parchmon, Kipumon, Diskmon, and etc.
But now we just call them Scromons.
Blazing Heart
Sir Gunleif never cries.
The fire comes out from his eyes.
He's always burning with fury.
The fire comes out from his eyes.
He's always burning with fury.
Corpse Tactics
"Your mission is not breaking the walls, nor killing the king.
That city can not be torn down by the power of men, not even dead ones.
You must hide until we flood the city.
Then you have to swim in the water that sank the food storage and the house of healing."
Loyal Staff
It was the custom of the Ramboerg Dynasty to keep the king's wisest adviser closest.
Ressa the Handless
If you have captured the wizards, do not cut off their hands.
Their magic doesn't come out from hands, but from predestined fate and their spirit that transcends humanity.
No one can stop their spell unless their life was taken.
Cut off their heads.
Forget the story of Rogbær the Headless.
anon русский рок
Анон, поясни за русский рок, как вообще, такое говно можно слушать? Пойдём по порядку.
Шевчук (ДДТ) — алкаш, пишущий свои отрыжки сквозь стекло бутылки. Там мозг уже во спирту весь, но народ, чтит эту группу как легенды русского рока. Типа сам Юра детдомовский и как бы близок к нашему босому и необразованному люду.
Кинчев (Алиса) — наркоман (героин), вроде бы и ничего в этом нет, вон западный Кобейн смог через героин в музыку, но у нас у русских особый путь. Костя взял и скатился в ПГМ и бросил ширку, благодаря Господу нашему — Яхве. И посыпались песни об славянском нашем народе и из последнего замечательное "Эй хохлы, вас опять наебали".
Мамонов (Звуки Му) — этот товарищ, был всегда приятен лику моему, как тролль, актёр и песенник, но и он скатился к Костику Кинчеву в пресловутое ПГМ. Хотя его Люляки-Баб (после которых я с его творчеством и познакомился) и Крым до сих доставляют.
Михалок (Ляпис ТруЪбецкой) — писал себе белоРусский товарищ шутошные-потешные песенки был пухляшом-няшей с бородкой, но тут возьми да приключусь с ним хуй-пойми какое-то просветление, и наш белорусский зайчик стал солнышком крутиться на турнике и угарел по политике. В итоге распустил группу.
Башлачёв — ну тут трагедия, чувак на постоянном депрессняке слегка пригубил травки и вышел в окно. Слабак.
БГ (Аквариум) — ничего кроме образа некоего гуру, познавшего якобы просветление в себе не несёт, с блаженным ебалом корчит из себя Раджниша Ошо с гитарой.
Бутусов (Наутилус Помпилиус) — любимая группа брата, претендующая на глубокий философскай подтекст, но по сути — мусор, т.к. глубины там никакой нет — подводная лодка даже не спускалась на воду.
Чайф — тут, собственно, и сказать нечего, просто хуйня, ничем не выдающаяся.
Пост-скрептум:
Витю Цоя, намеренно не вписал, потому, что он пришёл к свою логическому завершению как рок-стар и не скатился. Сажал алюминиевые огурцы, писал песни и картины, пока не встретил автобус. Хотя можно представить, что, если бы он его не встретил, то познал бы Дзен (всё-таки он кореец и фанат Брюса Ли).
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