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Stony the Golem
Stony the Golem, was a jolly greenskin soul,With a big wood mask and a fists of stone, and two eyes made of coal.
Stony the Golem, is a fairytale, they say.
He was made of stone, but the gobboes know he came to life one day.
There must have been some WAAAAAAAAGH magic in that old wooden mask they found,
For when they placed it on his head, he began to stomp around!
Oh, Stony the Golem, was alive as he could be;
and the gobboes say he could charge and kill,
just the same as you and me.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
look at Stony go.
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
over the hills of dead.
Stony the Golem, knew lotz of ummies was that day,
so he said, "Let's run, and we'll have some fun, before I broken now."
Down to the village, with a stunty in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
sayin', "Catch me if you can."
He led them down the streets of town, right to the Sigmar's monk;
and only paused a moment, when he heard him holler, "Stop!"
For Stony the Golem, had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye, sayin' "Don't cry, I'll be back again some day."
rukanishu artist Каляки-Маляки фэндомы скетчи Каляк -Маляк Каляки-эро Аниме арт длиннопост
накопал некоторые безопасные скетчики и рисунки за месяц.
my little pony фэндомы mlp music Aviators
Aviators - Chaos Theory (MLP Song)
Авиаторы наконец-то записали новую песню по MLP.
Текст в комментах.
Annotation: At this point, I've done a Discord song on almost every album. Spirit of Chaos, Monster, Shadows, Crash, The Surface, and now this for the latest album. This song is an Ashes-type origin story, and a dark look into a fictional Discord that became cold and evil due to rejection (the same premise as "Monster").
Warhammer 40000 фэндомы Ultramarines Space Marine Imperium Victor Kevruh Pre-heresy Wh Past Viktor Kevrukh
Space Marine in Thunder Armor
League of Legends фэндомы dodomatsumatsu Yuumi (LoL) Ezreal Yasuo Vayne Master Yi Twisted Fate под катом
" When ADC and JG started fighting in the first 5 minutes in the Ranked Battle, ADC was all AFKed and left me on the BOT lane ''
"Where are you going? Isn't that decided? Don't you want to nerf? Well, it's natural. What do you mean? Ari and Malza are the same. It ’s okay. ”
“JG-kun ...
Do you come to gang only a few times? While JG-kun is farming, we are 3 deaths (solo kills) and we are 2 levels apart. Push or setup? Don't say anything you don't understand, come and help. It ’s like we ’re feeding ”
“Okay, everyone, I ’m a question about why I ’m feeding, but I ’m not sure about the map! I did n’t look at the map, I could n’t get CS, I don't need it! JG, if I only came to Gank once, that's exactly what I want to say. ''
"Yasuo who suddenly scolds his opponent from the top as he wins the game with his friend carrying despite being fed"
DEFEAT
I won!
Think about why you lost, until tomorrow
Then you should see something.
Hora, itadakimasu (LP)
"Honda Fate realized the moment of throwing that he was convinced of winning with a gold card stun, but failed to win and chose blue ''
Guild Girl (Goblin Slayer!) Goblin Slayer! Anime Anime Unsorted
Где там Широ с его фразой? Зовите его!
A. Shipwright artist Fantasy art некромант Traditional art длинопост
Their Stories
"Hey young man. This is not the closest way to the Bulgewater County. You better choose the west road of the Wisteria Crossroad."
"Oh look at this thick skin. Everybody's waiting for their turn and now you want to get buried in such nice place far far away?
Hey, you better go to my grave plot. It's much closer and so beautifu..."
"I heard your goddamned hometown story for hundreds of times that my ossicles almost worn out, ma'am.
Why don't we just shut up for this painful journey? You can have some talks with the devils after burial."
"Your sister's pelvis was so huge that even three baby skulls could go through the hole."
"That bastard is talking shit again. I heard he was mental and still barking like a dog even after brain fluid dried out."
"My jaw! Where is my jaw! I can't eat without my jaw!"
"His jaw was gone sucking dragon dick."
"This rude boy is ignoring me again! I told you Bulgewater County is not this way..."
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They Talk Too Much
"I told you not to go this way."
"Hey lad. Your fighting stance is awkward as hell."
"Your mama's tit was so huge that her ribs were bent."
"He's so nice as always. Drop me off here."
"We're dead! We're all dead. All because of that stupid gravekeeper!"
"Where is my jaw?"
"When I was young, I found no monsters as ugly as this one."
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They Still Talk
"Amazing, lad! Transforming our remains into spirit form, what a magic!"
"If I didn't know you, i would have thought that you were trying to kill us all! I know this sort of sorcery, and they use this spell to destroy the undeads."
"Your mama's spine is so bent that you can use it in math class as protractor."
"Good to be together as always. It's hard to find nice lad like this fellow these days."
"Where is my jaw? I can't find my jaw!"
"Huh! You call this a magic! Back in my days..."
"Hey young man, do you even hear me?"
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Take Them Please
"Mortal. I ask you to yield one of those heads."
"I can't."
"You cherish life of the deads more than yours? How touching."
"No really. I can't."
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Put Your Hand on My Shoulder
"Knock it off you bloody dotard."
"Haha! We heard you talking back to our word! Today's a special day!"
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The Protectors
I hear dead people.
And they never fxxking shut up.
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Dead Men Tell A Lot of Tales
"That's a mighty fine necromancy, summoning the dead severed arm!"
"And he didn't raise us from dead with such skill."
"Where is my jaw."
"If we knew he could do that we would've never apologized him."
"I mean, it's pretty absurd to blame us for dragging monster's attention by our chatter. It's monster that cut off his arm, not us."
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Manga Style Necromancy
"Fight with me."
"Wait, we never agreed that."
"I will never forget you."
"I said we never agreed that."
"SOUL CRUSHER."
"You motherf-."
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"Your Move, Old Man."
"Look at that ruddy bastard grabbing old man's head."
"Where is my jaw."
"Back in my days, even rudest of all showed respect to the elders.
Kids these days ignore the aged men and their wisdom.
Back in my days, no one would've allowed this to happen.
The kings had to get off their horse to salute me on the road."
"When yer mom rolled on the pen with the pigs."
"Where is my fxxking jaw, you bloody ruffians."
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Necro-man
Even though the sword is broken dead, I can call its soul back.
Arm is the most basic type of shield.
My revived arm will be a shield.
This is my necromancy.
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Starved Pistol of Diliworth
Starved Pistol of Diliworth.
One of the haunted relics made by infamous weapon inventor Godin Elwiv of Eldrian two centuries ago.
The soul of people who were killed by him is stored inside.
Danger Rank High. Never touch.
P.S. My dear pupil who never ever read nor listen to my words.
I leave this postscript for I thought you would've ignore that warning.
At least don't fire this pistol twice.
The chance of it taking user's soul increases geometrically on the second fire.
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Hellblade
"Old man. Sword."
"Arfwgerraworf"
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You Must Fly
"Damn, I'm terribly sorry lady.
This is what my necromancy do.
Look at my arm. Revived in strange form of my true nature.
I guess your soul looks like a fish, swimming freely in the air.
At least you can fly instead of having normal leg oh what the hell am I talking about. I'm really...
Oh... Uh... I guess you like it.
Thank you."
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One is Gone
My masters, all six of them, told me not to talk to the deads.
The deads never come back to life. That's undeniable truth. The truth that people left behind want to deny so much.
The soul of the dead leaves this world over the curtain of our realm forever.
What we call ghost is just an embodiment of remaining thought, emotion, or memory of the deads.
That's why they cannot talk normally, always want though need nothing, and stick to something obstinately.
It is difficult to remove them peacefully unless you follow certain rules and process originated from the deceased.
The deads are not the ones you knew.
Now I can understand why they taught me that over and over again.
It is obvious how I'll react to the false hallucination of my masters when they pass away.
