Force Your Way

Крутой дед

К автомобилю ветерана подошли вооруженные пистолетами Билли Дикерсон и Перри Ричардсон и попытались совершить ограбление. Но в ответ мужчина выхватил свое оружие и открыл огонь по преступникам. Дикерсон, получив пулю в голову, скончался на месте, а Ричардсона с ранениями в руку и грудь доставили в больницу.

«Они просто не ожидали того, что этот джентльмен был готов взять дело в свои руки. Они-то думали, что владеют ситуацией. А жертва оказалась более подготовленной к такой встрече» – заявил прокурор округа Том Гиббонс. (Дедушка был на войне, дедушка умеет убивать - eButcher)

По словам прокурора, у вооруженного гражданина было разрешение на скрытое ношение оружия, выданное штатом Миссури, откуда он и был родом.

«Самооборона – это неотъемлемое право свободного общества, а право на ношение и владение оружием прописано во Второй поправке. Это простой гражданин, который смог защитить себя, свою подругу, а также остановил преступников, которые, по нашим данным, совершили более 20 ограблений в прошлом году, а предпоследнее – за час до роковой встречи», – продолжил прокурор.

А вот Ричардсону грозит обвинение в убийстве. По законам штата Иллинойс, если во время совершения преступления один из преступников погибает, то выжившим нарушителям правопорядка придется отвечать за эту смерть, даже если они не жали на спусковой крючок. Максимальное наказание за убийство составляет 20-60 лет, и Ричардсон, скорее всего, получит полный срок.

Lust

As the massive demon sat down in front of you, there was some expectation on your side to be viciously mauled and cannibalized at the same time. But none of that happened to your surprise. As you took a second look, you realized that this hellspawn was actually female (the big pierced mammaries gave it away) and obviously in heat. Describing her as “moist” was not really an adequate way to capture this highly sexually charged lust monster. “How am I going to do this” was the last thing going through your mind as she forced a slobbering french kiss on you…

Старик против Зла - 2:0

Dire Wolf

We all know about the Warhound and the Rapier classes of Scout Titan for those of us that have read the Black Library books or Adeptus Titanicus campaign books.  But have you ever heard of the Dire Wolf?  Today changes that.

Unlike its kin, this Scout Titan is designed to not only find the enemy forces, but actually take the fight to them if the situation requires it.

It's chunky, stubby, and cute in its own way.  This Titan isn't near as sleek and lithe as its Warhound cousin, but it's also an up-gunned beast in comparison.  Twin ardex defensor mega-bolters are mounted in the arms, while the carapace hardpoint has the option of taking a neutron laser or a volcano cannon.  This puppy has some bite!

And yes, Audax players, you finally get something other than the tried and true Warhound.  You'll have some harder hitting weaponry to add to your arsenal.  However, all Legios can take this new little brawler and we can't wait to see it hit the field.  What are your thoughts on the new Titan?

May the Force be with you

Seems like a japanese magazine promoting the first Zelda game thought Link was a cute redhead girl , maybe because the way the sprite looks ingame. I'm glad they did it tho XD

Would hate to waste a good head!

"I don't care what you think that would serve for" the Brethren Knight Cleves said in a stern tone to a bunch of disappointed orc mercenaries. "You are NOT going to take any head -or anything else- that will rot and give away our position miles away only from it's stench and the flies. I don't care if it's for a bounty, trophy, part of your culture. I don't want to see ANY head, ears, hands, fingers or anything else. Are we clear?!"

"But how are we going to get paid?!" protested an Ozcura, waving the freshly cut head of a fallen enemy. 

Cleves sighed. "Just show the treasurer -Brother Dithmar- and he will keep a tally for once we are back in Castle Kreuzfeldt" the warrior-monk said. "And don't take too much loot, either" this generated a wave of protests, as it was part of their benefit. "No complains!" Cleves said. "We are deep in enemy territory, and we still have a long way to go. So we can't get overburdened. Take preference for food, because anything else we will have to carry all the way to the Demonlands and back"

There was general disappointment among the Orcpeliers -the orc mercenaries under service of the Order of the Holy Sword of Nortender-, but they understood the logic behind it.

"I don't know. I would hate to waste a good head!" said Magdalena, as she tossed the head of a vanquished enemy on a burlap sack her sister Hortence was holding. 

"Hello, fellow Orcpeliers!" said another grey orc near them.

They turned around, not recognising her from the garrison of Kreuzfeldt... or any of the other Orcpelier forces that where gathered as auxiliary infantry for this deep raid into the enemy lands, to support the heavy cavalry of the Order and the mounted infantry. But she had the right sort of gear, and a hastily pinned yellow cross of Nortender on her clothes. 

The third ozcura looked quite nervous... as if she had fought in the losing Dark Legion force and quickly slapped the symbol of the Order, rather than try to run or surrender -well knowing that in such a deep raid into the Demonlands, the order couldn't really spare time and manpower with prisoners.

The two sisters looked at each other, knowing well what happened. They knew the order didn't recruited on the battlefield deserters... but they where so far away from the lands of the Order, and in this battle they had already lost several of their comrades... who would tell the knights? Unlike them, they could appreciate an intelligent ozcura with an instinct for survival. 

"Hello... fellow Orcpelier" the twin sisters finally said to the relief of the new recruit.