why dont you

Достал ТУТ т.к. этот Сурс не работает (Все попытки найти автора оказались тщетными)

Оригинал: http://heckifiknowcomics.com/post/154091813134/just-take-my-knickers-off-right-now-why-dont-you

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Анон, помоги. Пару лет назад была реклама кошачьего лакомства, сделанная под ретро аля музыкальный клип в стиле 70х, или 80х, где кот вместе с другими кошками исполнял песню. Он пел в микрофон, одна кошка играла на клавишах, другая (мейн кун) на барабанах. Песня была про то, как его хозяйка-модница покупала себе дорогие тряпки, а ему ничего не купила. В конце клипа она всё же купила ему лакомство, какие-то подушечки типа dreamies, только название другое. Помню слова песни, "don't you think about me", "you buy everything but nothing for me", но по таким запросам гугол даже близко ничего не находит.

Dont touch that!

Некая Precious Dime захотела общения.Думал что ответ на один из тех попыток переписок на иностранных сайтах.Но вовремя осекся.

[21:00:35] *** Пользователь precious dime хочет внести вас в свой список контактов Skype

hey are u there? ***
[21:00:47] *** R4D3_N отправил контактные данные precious dime. ***
[21:00:52] precious dime: hey
[21:01:03] R4D3_N: hey
[21:01:18] R4D3_N: who are you?
[21:01:26] precious dime: hi my real name is Amanda.. :)
[21:01:42] R4D3_N: My real name is Nickolay
[21:01:46] R4D3_N: Николай
[21:02:14] precious dime: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to talk today? Where are you located?
[21:02:52] R4D3_N: I m live in Ivanovo.It is in Russia
[21:03:10] precious dime: Let me ask you a quest?
[21:03:21] R4D3_N: yeah
[21:03:54] precious dime: Do you like big booty chicks with big juggs? lol but for real because thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
[21:06:26] R4D3_N: Yeah,I like that very much) But why you ask me about it?
[21:06:59] precious dime: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to look at me i'll show you my Whooty....
[21:07:19] R4D3_N: and one question where you take my Skype?
[21:07:48] precious dime: haha Whooty is a White Girl that has a BOOTY! i want to show u mine...
[21:09:17] R4D3_N: I know what's mean whooty)) let's go if you want
[21:09:31] R4D3_N: but I have no cam
[21:09:40] R4D3_N: send me photos
[21:09:50] precious dime: Hold on a sec i am going to connect in my cam for you honey..
[21:12:40] R4D3_N: Can you answer one small question dear
[21:12:45] R4D3_N: ?
[21:13:16] precious dime: ok go to http://goo.gl/2xTywA and we can go 1 on 1 chat. all you have to do is click Accept Invite on the lower left!
[21:14:37] R4D3_N: it's a type of virus.I m not stupid for this enough.
[21:14:48] R4D3_N: gtfo
[21:15:11] precious dime: No worries babe its absolutely free to join this site all you have to do is register
[21:15:25] R4D3_N: yeah yeah yeah
[21:15:53] precious dime: fill out your cc info for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for you now
[21:16:56] R4D3_N: you cant send me the photos in Skype
[21:17:01] R4D3_N: why,
[21:17:02] R4D3_N: ?
[21:17:43] precious dime: honey I am soo Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to Cum inside! i'll hit my ass till its nice and red for u!!!
[21:18:43] R4D3_N: (chuckle) it's not work
[21:19:52] R4D3_N: jerk in loneliness
[21:20:19] precious dime: Your such a good boy, i'm going to show you what good boys get.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
[21:22:03] R4D3_N: I know what that's "site" mean. You send me photos right now or goodbye,sweety)
[21:22:27] precious dime: i'll be waiting for you! Click http://goo.gl/2xTywA and Signup!
[21:22:35] R4D3_N: 1
[21:23:15] R4D3_N: 3 try left
[21:23:28] R4D3_N: try again
[21:24:17] R4D3_N: ohh my dear you are only the bot
[21:25:28] R4D3_N: goodbye,dear) good luck to tryin' on another dumb)