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Summon Your Scromon

Elza Highmoor of Elmwood College only tames cute and beautiful Scromons like her.

Smouldering

The new theory has shook the entire Soulogy Academia: 'the remnant soul still remains inside the bones.'
It was proven that the soul of the deads can never return to the land of the livings,so the matter of 'what makes the undeads become alive again' was always in controversy.
Now the new theory that presented an innovative answer for the problemis expected to revive the human experiment on Eldrian City since the arrest of Headhunter.

Gudrun the Snakehead

Gudrun the Snakehead owned the golden hair of the goddess.
She didn't choose the path of the queen to sharpen the swords for men,but the road of the warrior to fight bear and wolf.
She feeds the blood. To her sword, and to her hairs.
She abandoned the path of queen, but she takes men for herself.

Dragon Breaker

In the Age of Space Discovery, there were warriors called the Dragon Breakers among the Vikings of the Northern Galaxies.
They ride on small attack ships, and destroy the enemy's hull with a sword and their strong body.

Shieldmaiden

Grelod Stoneskinned was the true shieldmaiden.
For 157 years of her fighting,
No weapons ever made it to her skin.
No love could ever make it to her heart either.

Maskfly

Bloodthirst Butterfly that stares and scares its natural enemies has perched on Sir Georg's nose.

Bursted Out

Too many tattoos. They will explode.
Morgan Wallas the Bane of July proves that.
It's a miracle that his body has maintained its form.
His mind is far beyond that of humanity, for it still exists in our realm.
However it's only a past tense since he already went crazy.
The magic that has escaped and overgrew his skin brought chaos to Eldrian City.
We can never know if it was his own will or the will of the oppressed magic.

How to Tame Your Scromons

Scromons were the friends of humanity all over the world, and we have sealed them in many different ways possible.
Scroll is uncomfortable by its weight and size,
but you can add more info with plenty of space, a good place for Scromons to live.
Bujeok (asian paper talisman) makes you summon and seal Scromons easier and faster, but it provides a cramped and uncomfortable space for Scromons, making them hard to grow and evolve.
Disk, which is the new sealing tool made by data, had huge capacity despite its small size but also had bugs that can create horrible disasters.
These tools were part of magic. That means there's no superiority and inferiority between them, but only advantages and disadvantages.
The monsters were named after their sealing items, and that gave them many names in history.
Slatemon, Bone Beasts, Scroll-Mon, Talismon, Parchmon, Kipumon, Diskmon, and etc.
But now we just call them Scromons.

Blazing Heart

Sir Gunleif never cries.
The fire comes out from his eyes.
He's always burning with fury.

Corpse Tactics

"Your mission is not breaking the walls, nor killing the king.

That city can not be torn down by the power of men, not even dead ones.

You must hide until we flood the city.

Then you have to swim in the water that sank the food storage and the house of healing."

Loyal Staff

It was the custom of the Ramboerg Dynasty to keep the king's wisest adviser closest.

Ressa the Handless

If you have captured the wizards, do not cut off their hands.
Their magic doesn't come out from hands, but from predestined fate and their spirit that transcends humanity.
No one can stop their spell unless their life was taken.
Cut off their heads.
Forget the story of Rogbær the Headless.

Новый Хи-Мен до сих пор отстой.

Вы ни за что не поверите, но Кевин Смит нихуя не исправил во второй половине сезона Хи-Мена. Удивительно, да, опять пиздёж от человека что напиздел, вот неожиданность. Короче, помните единственный нормальный момент в первой половине сезона, а именно Скелетора, что наконец-то победил и стал Повелителем Вселенной? Сразу же, сразу же он отдаёт эту силу своей прислужнице ведьме Эвелин, что мгновенно предаёт его. Но почему он это делает, а потому что 4chan оказался прав и из Скелетора сделали инцела, у которого реально был только один мотив стать Повелителем Вселенной - поебаться. Эвелин банально говорит ему что он теперь слишком крут для неё, секс с ней убьёт её, так что она просит дать силы ей, что бы они могли поебаться. И это работает, Скелетор отдаёт силу Повелителя Вселенной ради ебли, и Эвелин теперь Повелительни_ца вселенной, а Скелетор послан через хуй! Всех, всех мужских персонажей надо отыметь и унизить, что бы никто не ушел не обиженным, шикарно, спасибо.

"Next Generation"