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A. Shipwright artist Fantasy art некромант Traditional art длинопост 

Their Stories

A.SHlPWWGrtT,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Hey young man. This is not the closest way to the Bulgewater County. You better choose the west road of the Wisteria Crossroad."
"Oh look at this thick skin. Everybody's waiting for their turn and now you want to get buried in such nice place far far away?
Hey, you better go to my grave plot. It's much closer and so beautifu..."
"I heard your goddamned hometown story for hundreds of times that my ossicles almost worn out, ma'am.
Why don't we just shut up for this painful journey? You can have some talks with the devils after burial."
"Your sister's pelvis was so huge that even three baby skulls could go through the hole."
"That bastard is talking shit again. I heard he was mental and still barking like a dog even after brain fluid dried out."
"My jaw! Where is my jaw! I can't eat without my jaw!"
"His jaw was gone sucking dragon dick."
"This rude boy is ignoring me again! I told you Bulgewater County is not this way..."

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They Talk Too Much

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"I told you not to go this way."
"Hey lad. Your fighting stance is awkward as hell."
"Your mama's tit was so huge that her ribs were bent."
"He's so nice as always. Drop me off here."
"We're dead! We're all dead. All because of that stupid gravekeeper!"
"Where is my jaw?"
"When I was young, I found no monsters as ugly as this one."

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They Still Talk

A. Sb'pwrigbl,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Amazing, lad! Transforming our remains into spirit form, what a magic!"
"If I didn't know you, i would have thought that you were trying to kill us all! I know this sort of sorcery, and they use this spell to destroy the undeads."
"Your mama's spine is so bent that you can use it in math class as protractor."
"Good to be together as always. It's hard to find nice lad like this fellow these days."
"Where is my jaw? I can't find my jaw!"
"Huh! You call this a magic! Back in my days..."
"Hey young man, do you even hear me?"

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Take Them Please

 i щ А ’ V ИР*?2/ \'ЯШ JW г к Я И *- о i,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Mortal. I ask you to yield one of those heads."
"I can't."
"You cherish life of the deads more than yours? How touching."
"No really. I can't."

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Put Your Hand on My Shoulder

‘Ä.Sfyip^rvicrtt,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Hey young lad. You're just passing by that poor giant's body and you call yourself a gravekeeper?"
"Knock it off you bloody dotard."
"Haha! We heard you talking back to our word! Today's a special day!"

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The Protectors

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

I hear dead people.
And they never fxxking shut up.

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Dead Men Tell A Lot of Tales

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"That's a mighty fine necromancy, summoning the dead severed arm!"
"And he didn't raise us from dead with such skill."
"Where is my jaw."
"If we knew he could do that we would've never apologized him."
"I mean, it's pretty absurd to blame us for dragging monster's attention by our chatter. It's monster that cut off his arm, not us."

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Manga Style Necromancy

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Fight with me."
"Wait, we never agreed that."
"I will never forget you."
"I said we never agreed that."
"SOUL CRUSHER."
"You motherf-."

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"Your Move, Old Man."

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Look at that ruddy bastard grabbing old man's head."
"Where is my jaw."
"Back in my days, even rudest of all showed respect to the elders.
Kids these days ignore the aged men and their wisdom.
Back in my days, no one would've allowed this to happen.
The kings had to get off their horse to salute me on the road."
"When yer mom rolled on the pen with the pigs."
"Where is my fxxking jaw, you bloody ruffians."

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Necro-man

^hipiuriqW-,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

Even though the sword is broken dead, I can call its soul back.
Arm is the most basic type of shield.
My revived arm will be a shield.
This is my necromancy.

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Starved Pistol of Diliworth

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

Starved Pistol of Diliworth.
One of the haunted relics made by infamous weapon inventor Godin Elwiv of Eldrian two centuries ago.
The soul of people who were killed by him is stored inside.
Danger Rank High. Never touch.
P.S. My dear pupil who never ever read nor listen to my words.
I leave this postscript for I thought you would've ignore that warning.
At least don't fire this pistol twice.
The chance of it taking user's soul increases geometrically on the second fire.

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Hellblade

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Old man. Sword."
"Arfwgerraworf"

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You Must Fly

ASkowriaht,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Damn, I'm terribly sorry lady.
This is what my necromancy do.
Look at my arm. Revived in strange form of my true nature.
I guess your soul looks like a fish, swimming freely in the air.
At least you can fly instead of having normal leg oh what the hell am I talking about. I'm really...
Oh... Uh... I guess you like it.
Thank you."

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One is Gone

A.SVïipw!ôW qQqQq,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

My masters, all six of them, told me not to talk to the deads.
The deads never come back to life. That's undeniable truth. The truth that people left behind want to deny so much.
The soul of the dead leaves this world over the curtain of our realm forever.
What we call ghost is just an embodiment of remaining thought, emotion, or memory of the deads.
That's why they cannot talk normally, always want though need nothing, and stick to something obstinately.
It is difficult to remove them peacefully unless you follow certain rules and process originated from the deceased.
The deads are not the ones you knew.
Now I can understand why they taught me that over and over again.
It is obvious how I'll react to the false hallucination of my masters when they pass away.

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баскетбол NBA 

Баскетболисты «Орландо» и «Торонто» Энтони Блэк и Грэйди Дик обменялись майками сразу после игры в NBA

FINAL 17, 7 _ jr. j'jtf ÎM jSm fW f\ K» 1 A ê м Li,баскетбол,NBA

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Отличный комментарий!

0,1? Как-то мелковат размер для black.
Culexus Culexus19.03.202409:00ссылка
+7.9
Так это в баскетбольных полях.
SoBoJId SoBoJId19.03.202409:01ссылка
+44.1

политика песочница политоты Путин Владимир Владимирович стол Путина 

Самолёт г-на президента

Владимир Цеслер
"Президентский самолёт - приёмная"
политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,песочница политоты,Путин Владимир Владимирович,стол Путина
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неканоничный countryballs countryballs Комиксы политота 


неканоничный countryballs,countryballs,Polandball, ,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы,политота,Приколы про политику и политиков

неканоничный countryballs,countryballs,Polandball, ,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы,политота,Приколы про политику и политиков

неканоничный countryballs,countryballs,Polandball, ,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы,политота,Приколы про политику и политиков


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#Приколы для даунов netflix adaptation универ 

Приколы для даунов,разное,netflix adaptation,универ
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песочница 

песочница
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SiltFafafan SiltFafafan27.02.202206:49ссылка
+35.6
,- подумал про себя капитан полиции Петренко, проведя успешную спецоперацию по поимке на живца орудовавшего уже три месяца на этом маршруте карманника. Вор крал содержимое сумочек, кошельков и карманов только у молодых девушек, которые зачастую были в наушниках, что и помогало всё это время карманника скрываться. К сожалению, в отделении более или менее похожим на живца был только Петренко и наконец 8 месяцев подготовки к спецоперации, десятки часов уроков макияжа, месяцы просмотров "модного приговора" и три недели поездок в автобусе дали свои плоды и он уже предвкушал внеочередное звание майора...
John_Wheels John_Wheels27.02.202208:08ссылка
+62.3

курица живность эрекция гифки 

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ностальгия подборка длиннопост scatman spice girls nirvana survivor Eurythmics классика видео ...La Bouche оригиналы Karma Chameleon Bobby McFerrin Snap! Hammer time Dr. Alban 

Ночная видео-ностальгия! вспоминаем старые добрые 70-90ые

Многие люди любят вспоминать старые добрые клипы из прошлого, решил сделать подборку лучшего, что мы слушали и смотрели в детстве(а кто и не только в детстве)

MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This


Culture Club - Karma Chameleon


Spice Girls - Wannabe


THE SCATMAN - Scatman John HD1080p


Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit


Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger


Snap! - Rhythm is a dancer


Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy


Dr. Alban - It's my life


La Bouche- Be My Lover


Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams


Если вам понравится, буду продолжать пилить такие подборки.
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wh humor Wh Other Warhammer 40000 фэндомы Sanguinius Primarchs Wh r63 Wh Crossover 

Чхпяар^ иопоэумэд,wh humor,Wh Other,Warhammer 40000,wh40k, warhammer 40k, ваха, сорокотысячник,фэндомы,Sanguinius,Primarchs,Wh r63,Wh Crossover
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Оглаф Комиксы мой перевод 

Волшебная пыльца.

ООО/ МОЖЕТ, ЕСЛИ МЫ СОПРИКОСНЁМСЯ ими... _ НЕУЖЕЛИ ВЫ НЕ ПОНЯЛИ - НЕ Я СДЕЛАЛА ВАС ПЛОХИМИ В СЕКСЕ, А Я ПОЯВИЛАСЬ ИМЕННО ИЗ-ЗА ТОГО, ЧТО ВЫ БЫЛИ ПЛОХИ ОНА ЖЕ ПРЕВРАТИЛА МОЮ ВАГИНУ В ВОРОБЬЯ ФЕЯ ПЛОХОГО СЕКСА ПРЕВРАТИЛА МОЙ ЧЛЕН В ПОДСВЕЧНИК ТЕПЕРЬ БУДЕТЕ ТРАХАТЬ ДРУГ ДРУГА И НЕ ИСПОРТИТЕ СЕКС


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