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Silly Wizard – A Glint Of Silver / Wha'll Be King But Cherlie?
Silly Wizard – The Queen Of Argyll
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Their Stories
"Hey young man. This is not the closest way to the Bulgewater County. You better choose the west road of the Wisteria Crossroad."
"Oh look at this thick skin. Everybody's waiting for their turn and now you want to get buried in such nice place far far away?
Hey, you better go to my grave plot. It's much closer and so beautifu..."
"I heard your goddamned hometown story for hundreds of times that my ossicles almost worn out, ma'am.
Why don't we just shut up for this painful journey? You can have some talks with the devils after burial."
"Your sister's pelvis was so huge that even three baby skulls could go through the hole."
"That bastard is talking shit again. I heard he was mental and still barking like a dog even after brain fluid dried out."
"My jaw! Where is my jaw! I can't eat without my jaw!"
"His jaw was gone sucking dragon dick."
"This rude boy is ignoring me again! I told you Bulgewater County is not this way..."
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They Talk Too Much
"I told you not to go this way."
"Hey lad. Your fighting stance is awkward as hell."
"Your mama's tit was so huge that her ribs were bent."
"He's so nice as always. Drop me off here."
"We're dead! We're all dead. All because of that stupid gravekeeper!"
"Where is my jaw?"
"When I was young, I found no monsters as ugly as this one."
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They Still Talk
"Amazing, lad! Transforming our remains into spirit form, what a magic!"
"If I didn't know you, i would have thought that you were trying to kill us all! I know this sort of sorcery, and they use this spell to destroy the undeads."
"Your mama's spine is so bent that you can use it in math class as protractor."
"Good to be together as always. It's hard to find nice lad like this fellow these days."
"Where is my jaw? I can't find my jaw!"
"Huh! You call this a magic! Back in my days..."
"Hey young man, do you even hear me?"
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Take Them Please
"Mortal. I ask you to yield one of those heads."
"I can't."
"You cherish life of the deads more than yours? How touching."
"No really. I can't."
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Put Your Hand on My Shoulder
"Knock it off you bloody dotard."
"Haha! We heard you talking back to our word! Today's a special day!"
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The Protectors
I hear dead people.
And they never fxxking shut up.
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Dead Men Tell A Lot of Tales
"That's a mighty fine necromancy, summoning the dead severed arm!"
"And he didn't raise us from dead with such skill."
"Where is my jaw."
"If we knew he could do that we would've never apologized him."
"I mean, it's pretty absurd to blame us for dragging monster's attention by our chatter. It's monster that cut off his arm, not us."
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Manga Style Necromancy
"Fight with me."
"Wait, we never agreed that."
"I will never forget you."
"I said we never agreed that."
"SOUL CRUSHER."
"You motherf-."
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"Your Move, Old Man."
"Look at that ruddy bastard grabbing old man's head."
"Where is my jaw."
"Back in my days, even rudest of all showed respect to the elders.
Kids these days ignore the aged men and their wisdom.
Back in my days, no one would've allowed this to happen.
The kings had to get off their horse to salute me on the road."
"When yer mom rolled on the pen with the pigs."
"Where is my fxxking jaw, you bloody ruffians."
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Necro-man
Even though the sword is broken dead, I can call its soul back.
Arm is the most basic type of shield.
My revived arm will be a shield.
This is my necromancy.
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Starved Pistol of Diliworth
Starved Pistol of Diliworth.
One of the haunted relics made by infamous weapon inventor Godin Elwiv of Eldrian two centuries ago.
The soul of people who were killed by him is stored inside.
Danger Rank High. Never touch.
P.S. My dear pupil who never ever read nor listen to my words.
I leave this postscript for I thought you would've ignore that warning.
At least don't fire this pistol twice.
The chance of it taking user's soul increases geometrically on the second fire.
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Hellblade
"Old man. Sword."
"Arfwgerraworf"
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You Must Fly
"Damn, I'm terribly sorry lady.
This is what my necromancy do.
Look at my arm. Revived in strange form of my true nature.
I guess your soul looks like a fish, swimming freely in the air.
At least you can fly instead of having normal leg oh what the hell am I talking about. I'm really...
Oh... Uh... I guess you like it.
Thank you."
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One is Gone
My masters, all six of them, told me not to talk to the deads.
The deads never come back to life. That's undeniable truth. The truth that people left behind want to deny so much.
The soul of the dead leaves this world over the curtain of our realm forever.
What we call ghost is just an embodiment of remaining thought, emotion, or memory of the deads.
That's why they cannot talk normally, always want though need nothing, and stick to something obstinately.
It is difficult to remove them peacefully unless you follow certain rules and process originated from the deceased.
The deads are not the ones you knew.
Now I can understand why they taught me that over and over again.
It is obvious how I'll react to the false hallucination of my masters when they pass away.
песочница попытка наебать чуть не повёлся.
Некая Precious Dime захотела общения.Думал что ответ на один из тех попыток переписок на иностранных сайтах.Но вовремя осекся.
[21:00:35] *** Пользователь precious dime хочет внести вас в свой список контактов Skypehey are u there? ***
[21:00:47] *** R4D3_N отправил контактные данные precious dime. ***
[21:00:52] precious dime: hey
[21:01:03] R4D3_N: hey
[21:01:18] R4D3_N: who are you?
[21:01:26] precious dime: hi my real name is Amanda.. :)
[21:01:42] R4D3_N: My real name is Nickolay
[21:01:46] R4D3_N: Николай
[21:02:14] precious dime: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to talk today? Where are you located?
[21:02:52] R4D3_N: I m live in Ivanovo.It is in Russia
[21:03:10] precious dime: Let me ask you a quest?
[21:03:21] R4D3_N: yeah
[21:03:54] precious dime: Do you like big booty chicks with big juggs? lol but for real because thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
[21:06:26] R4D3_N: Yeah,I like that very much) But why you ask me about it?
[21:06:59] precious dime: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to look at me i'll show you my Whooty....
[21:07:19] R4D3_N: and one question where you take my Skype?
[21:07:48] precious dime: haha Whooty is a White Girl that has a BOOTY! i want to show u mine...
[21:09:17] R4D3_N: I know what's mean whooty)) let's go if you want
[21:09:31] R4D3_N: but I have no cam
[21:09:40] R4D3_N: send me photos
[21:09:50] precious dime: Hold on a sec i am going to connect in my cam for you honey..
[21:12:40] R4D3_N: Can you answer one small question dear
[21:12:45] R4D3_N: ?
[21:13:16] precious dime: ok go to http://goo.gl/2xTywA and we can go 1 on 1 chat. all you have to do is click Accept Invite on the lower left!
[21:14:37] R4D3_N: it's a type of virus.I m not stupid for this enough.
[21:14:48] R4D3_N: gtfo
[21:15:11] precious dime: No worries babe its absolutely free to join this site all you have to do is register
[21:15:25] R4D3_N: yeah yeah yeah
[21:15:53] precious dime: fill out your cc info for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for you now
[21:16:56] R4D3_N: you cant send me the photos in Skype
[21:17:01] R4D3_N: why,
[21:17:02] R4D3_N: ?
[21:17:43] precious dime: honey I am soo Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to Cum inside! i'll hit my ass till its nice and red for u!!!
[21:18:43] R4D3_N: (chuckle) it's not work
[21:19:52] R4D3_N: jerk in loneliness
[21:20:19] precious dime: Your such a good boy, i'm going to show you what good boys get.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
[21:22:03] R4D3_N: I know what that's "site" mean. You send me photos right now or goodbye,sweety)
[21:22:27] precious dime: i'll be waiting for you! Click http://goo.gl/2xTywA and Signup!
[21:22:35] R4D3_N: 1
[21:23:15] R4D3_N: 3 try left
[21:23:28] R4D3_N: try again
[21:24:17] R4D3_N: ohh my dear you are only the bot
[21:25:28] R4D3_N: goodbye,dear) good luck to tryin' on another dumb)
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STRELOK22211106.05.202310:38ссылка это скорее для камер видеонаблюдения
DemonSeveN06.05.202310:40ссылка
Да даже вечно открытый рот и отсутствие движения лица мгновенно триггерит людей, что это не человек, а что-то подобное.