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Black Myth Wukong Sweet Baby Inc смешные картинки В свете последних событий Игры 

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Immortal_Emperor Immortal_Emperor21.08.202416:43ссылка
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Вышла китайская игра про царя обезьян, без повестки и прочей уни, и ожидаемо порвала индустрию с 2кк онлайна
hapeppypeppy hapeppypeppy21.08.202416:45ссылка
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А люди там есть?

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Есть немного, но китайцев больше
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Комиксы длиннопост Kasia Babis 

Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы,длиннопост,Kasia Babis

я исполню СЛАДОСТРАСТНЫЙ ТАН6Ц, кГОТОРЫй Я учил целый гоа только лишь ДЛ9 ТОГО, ЧТОБЫ произвести на теь епечдтление.,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы,длиннопост,Kasia Babis

Я ИАСОБиРАЛ крдсиеые камушкы и другие штучки КОТОРЫ6, 1СА1С я слышал, могут те&е ПОНРАВЫТЬСа,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы,длиннопост,Kasia Babis

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#Metal фэндомы Heavy Metal Wh Other Warhammer 40000 wh music Noise Marine Slaanesh Chaos (Wh 40000) 

NOISE MARINES

(Well I'm)

Pulling on my metal boots

Stepping out with you

Loose your rythm and you loose your roots huh

Baby you know it's true

Here come the Noise Marines

Wanna see my guitar bleed

Stepping out with you

Satisfaction guaranteed

Baby you know it's true

Life is just a lot of noise

Stepping out with you

You want metal we're the boys

Baby you know it's true

Oh yeah

Here come the Noise Marines

Metal jeans and an attitude

Shake it up baby

Baby baby blue got a crush on you

Move aside we're coming through

We're so loud you wanna die

Shake it up baby don't be shy

We're so loud you wanna die

go forth and amplify

Here come the Noise Marines

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Derpy minor my little pony фэндомы mlp art Dr Whooves mlp шиппинг Pastel-Charms 

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Nightmare Moon minor my little pony фэндомы Queen Chrysalis mlp art mlp shipping kaemantis 

Leave My Love-Bug Alone!

Moony's all like "Hey ugmo! Get your crummy judgemental eyeballs off my woman!"  And Chryssi's all like "Dammit I don't need you to protect me oh god I love you so much baby, so much..."

by MustLoveFrogs

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пидоры помогите музыка рок-музыка 

Ищу музыкальные треки

Обычно великий гугл помогает в таких случаях и я иду к нему по таким вопросам, но в этот раз он меня подвел и я спешу к силе, которая по способностях находить вещи круче гугла и спецслужб вместе взятых.

1. Трек на отрезке 1:49-1:50 данного ролика


2. Трек, который я слышал по радио дохера лет назад, но теперь он у меня застрял в голове уже неделю, а точнее очень маленький его отрезок. Звучит примерно так:
Играет подбрая рок музыка и текст примерно такой
oh she's a lady she's my lady ooh. Вместо lady может быть и baby. Тут уже не помню.
КУПОН НА 1 помощь,пидоры помогите,реактор помоги,музыка,рок-музыка
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rock Prog Rock Hard Rock перевел сам песни рифма музыка 

rock,Prog Rock,Hard Rock,перевел сам,песни,рифма,музыка


Перевод, который можно пропеть. Большинство ударений, рифм и количество слогов сохранены.


Magnum - The Lights Burned Out


Оригинал:

The lights burned out
And with it it's taken my eyes
Seems so hard…
It's taken me by surprise
And, oh, baby
All that you said must be lies


I cease to feel
The wind and the rain on my face
Sometimes I'm sure
But then I'm confused in my haste
And, oh, baby
Standing but taking no space


But I don't cry easy
No, I don't cry at all
You don't believe me
And I think that's my only downfall


What am I gonna do about you, baby?
What am I gonna do without you now?
What am I gonna do about you, baby?
What am I gonna do without you now?
What am I gonna do without you now?


You had my love
Wild as an ocean could call
I was the fool
And you were the winner, take all
And, oh, baby
It's so much to me, yet so small


What am I going to do about you, baby?

What am I gonna do without you now?
What am I gonna do about you, baby?
What am I gonna do without you now?
What am I gonna do without you now?


What am I gonna do about you, baby?
What am I gonna do without you now?
What am I gonna do about you, baby, baby, baby?
What am I gonna do without you now?
Come on and tell me
What am I gonna do without you now?
What am I gonna do without you now?

Перевод:

Весь свет погас,

Без глаз оставляя меня

Тяжело…

Врасплох снова застан я.

И, ох, детка…

Всё, что я знал – ложь твоя.


Не чувствую

Я ветер с дождём на лице.

Хоть не всегда,

Но в спешке теряюсь в конце.

И, ох, детка…

Пусто во мне в мертвеце.


Но почти не плачу…

Нет, не плачу совсем.

Ты мне не веришь.

И один стану я вдруг никем.


Что мне с тобой прикажешь делать, детка?

Что же мне теперь делать без тебя?

Что мне с тобой прикажешь делать, детка?

Что же мне теперь делать без тебя?

Что же мне теперь делать без тебя?


Взяла любовь,

Страсть, словно звал океан.

Я был глупцом,

А ты – победитель-тиран.

И, ох, детка…

Мне больно, но нет на мне ран.


Что мне с тобой прикажешь делать, детка?

Что же мне теперь делать без тебя?

Что мне с тобой прикажешь делать, детка?

Что же мне теперь делать без тебя?

Что же мне теперь делать без тебя?


Что мне с тобой прикажешь делать, детка?

Что же мне теперь делать без тебя?

Что мне с тобой прикажешь делать, детка, детка, детка?

Что же мне теперь делать без тебя?

Давай, скажи мне.

Что же мне теперь делать без тебя?

Что же мне теперь делать без тебя?




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A. Shipwright artist Fantasy art некромант Traditional art длинопост 

Their Stories

A.SHlPWWGrtT,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Hey young man. This is not the closest way to the Bulgewater County. You better choose the west road of the Wisteria Crossroad."
"Oh look at this thick skin. Everybody's waiting for their turn and now you want to get buried in such nice place far far away?
Hey, you better go to my grave plot. It's much closer and so beautifu..."
"I heard your goddamned hometown story for hundreds of times that my ossicles almost worn out, ma'am.
Why don't we just shut up for this painful journey? You can have some talks with the devils after burial."
"Your sister's pelvis was so huge that even three baby skulls could go through the hole."
"That bastard is talking shit again. I heard he was mental and still barking like a dog even after brain fluid dried out."
"My jaw! Where is my jaw! I can't eat without my jaw!"
"His jaw was gone sucking dragon dick."
"This rude boy is ignoring me again! I told you Bulgewater County is not this way..."

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They Talk Too Much

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"I told you not to go this way."
"Hey lad. Your fighting stance is awkward as hell."
"Your mama's tit was so huge that her ribs were bent."
"He's so nice as always. Drop me off here."
"We're dead! We're all dead. All because of that stupid gravekeeper!"
"Where is my jaw?"
"When I was young, I found no monsters as ugly as this one."

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They Still Talk

A. Sb'pwrigbl,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Amazing, lad! Transforming our remains into spirit form, what a magic!"
"If I didn't know you, i would have thought that you were trying to kill us all! I know this sort of sorcery, and they use this spell to destroy the undeads."
"Your mama's spine is so bent that you can use it in math class as protractor."
"Good to be together as always. It's hard to find nice lad like this fellow these days."
"Where is my jaw? I can't find my jaw!"
"Huh! You call this a magic! Back in my days..."
"Hey young man, do you even hear me?"

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Take Them Please

 i щ А ’ V ИР*?2/ \'ЯШ JW г к Я И *- о i,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Mortal. I ask you to yield one of those heads."
"I can't."
"You cherish life of the deads more than yours? How touching."
"No really. I can't."

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Put Your Hand on My Shoulder

‘Ä.Sfyip^rvicrtt,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Hey young lad. You're just passing by that poor giant's body and you call yourself a gravekeeper?"
"Knock it off you bloody dotard."
"Haha! We heard you talking back to our word! Today's a special day!"

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The Protectors

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

I hear dead people.
And they never fxxking shut up.

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Dead Men Tell A Lot of Tales

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"That's a mighty fine necromancy, summoning the dead severed arm!"
"And he didn't raise us from dead with such skill."
"Where is my jaw."
"If we knew he could do that we would've never apologized him."
"I mean, it's pretty absurd to blame us for dragging monster's attention by our chatter. It's monster that cut off his arm, not us."

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Manga Style Necromancy

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Fight with me."
"Wait, we never agreed that."
"I will never forget you."
"I said we never agreed that."
"SOUL CRUSHER."
"You motherf-."

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"Your Move, Old Man."

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Look at that ruddy bastard grabbing old man's head."
"Where is my jaw."
"Back in my days, even rudest of all showed respect to the elders.
Kids these days ignore the aged men and their wisdom.
Back in my days, no one would've allowed this to happen.
The kings had to get off their horse to salute me on the road."
"When yer mom rolled on the pen with the pigs."
"Where is my fxxking jaw, you bloody ruffians."

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Necro-man

^hipiuriqW-,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

Even though the sword is broken dead, I can call its soul back.
Arm is the most basic type of shield.
My revived arm will be a shield.
This is my necromancy.

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Starved Pistol of Diliworth

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

Starved Pistol of Diliworth.
One of the haunted relics made by infamous weapon inventor Godin Elwiv of Eldrian two centuries ago.
The soul of people who were killed by him is stored inside.
Danger Rank High. Never touch.
P.S. My dear pupil who never ever read nor listen to my words.
I leave this postscript for I thought you would've ignore that warning.
At least don't fire this pistol twice.
The chance of it taking user's soul increases geometrically on the second fire.

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Hellblade

A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Old man. Sword."
"Arfwgerraworf"

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You Must Fly

ASkowriaht,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Damn, I'm terribly sorry lady.
This is what my necromancy do.
Look at my arm. Revived in strange form of my true nature.
I guess your soul looks like a fish, swimming freely in the air.
At least you can fly instead of having normal leg oh what the hell am I talking about. I'm really...
Oh... Uh... I guess you like it.
Thank you."

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One is Gone

A.SVïipw!ôW qQqQq,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

My masters, all six of them, told me not to talk to the deads.
The deads never come back to life. That's undeniable truth. The truth that people left behind want to deny so much.
The soul of the dead leaves this world over the curtain of our realm forever.
What we call ghost is just an embodiment of remaining thought, emotion, or memory of the deads.
That's why they cannot talk normally, always want though need nothing, and stick to something obstinately.
It is difficult to remove them peacefully unless you follow certain rules and process originated from the deceased.
The deads are not the ones you knew.
Now I can understand why they taught me that over and over again.
It is obvious how I'll react to the false hallucination of my masters when they pass away.

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