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Мне всего 19 лет! Какого хрена!!! (Фулл-ХД кстати)




1,2,1,2,3,4

We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!

We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!


(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I was testing you - and you passed,

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces,

Be required to fart on a regular basis,

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,

Channel 13 - Eyewitness news!

Robocop, who is he?

Dead or alive you're coming with me.


In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.


I'm telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me,

Why does everything I whip leave me?

My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy,

Fava beans and a nice Chianti,

You can count on Slippery Pete,

Suicide will be nice and neat!

I didn't build the Panama canal,

Open the pod bay doors please, HAL,


These aren't the droids you're looking for,

These aren't the droids we're looking for,

I am not a number I am a free man!

Rosebud.

To The Idiotmobile!

Right away Michael,

I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

You don't understand I coulda had class,

Round and tasty on a bun,

Ooh Zippy look what you've done!

Finally! Cast off those lines!

No, I've been nervous lots of times,

Red Rum! What's the matter honey?

Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!


We came, saw, we kicked it's ass,

Writing checks your body can't cash,

I was elected to lead, not read,

I feel the need - the need for speed,

Watch out for snakes, a good man's loafer,

HQ - my hat looks like a muffin - over,

My god it's full of stars,

There was no driver in the car..


In the car (repeat)


Well you see I'm in hot pursuit!


There are only two things I love in this world - everybody and television!

#The Simpsons

#Run With Us!

Ugh - you must be shrooming,

Wait for me Moomin!

Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy,

I want to go to there.


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

An oil tycoon - like a.. moustache,

Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed,

I don't give a shit, close enough,

Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat,

Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat,

What'd she say? I think she bought it,

Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!

C'mon let's take a drive! A drive?

Number 5 is alive!

It's only a laugh, no harm done,

Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum,

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller,

It's 2 degrees cooler,

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long,

Six words in the whole song.


We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!

You are number 6 5 4 3 2

I am not a number, I am a free man


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

Give me my 20,000 in cash,

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I think you woke up the dead with that blast

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I think fast, I talk fast,

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

Lois, this is not my Batman glass,

Their Stories

"Hey young man. This is not the closest way to the Bulgewater County. You better choose the west road of the Wisteria Crossroad."
"Oh look at this thick skin. Everybody's waiting for their turn and now you want to get buried in such nice place far far away?
Hey, you better go to my grave plot. It's much closer and so beautifu..."
"I heard your goddamned hometown story for hundreds of times that my ossicles almost worn out, ma'am.
Why don't we just shut up for this painful journey? You can have some talks with the devils after burial."
"Your sister's pelvis was so huge that even three baby skulls could go through the hole."
"That bastard is talking shit again. I heard he was mental and still barking like a dog even after brain fluid dried out."
"My jaw! Where is my jaw! I can't eat without my jaw!"
"His jaw was gone sucking dragon dick."
"This rude boy is ignoring me again! I told you Bulgewater County is not this way..."
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They Talk Too Much

"I told you not to go this way."
"Hey lad. Your fighting stance is awkward as hell."
"Your mama's tit was so huge that her ribs were bent."
"He's so nice as always. Drop me off here."
"We're dead! We're all dead. All because of that stupid gravekeeper!"
"Where is my jaw?"
"When I was young, I found no monsters as ugly as this one."
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They Still Talk

"Amazing, lad! Transforming our remains into spirit form, what a magic!"
"If I didn't know you, i would have thought that you were trying to kill us all! I know this sort of sorcery, and they use this spell to destroy the undeads."
"Your mama's spine is so bent that you can use it in math class as protractor."
"Good to be together as always. It's hard to find nice lad like this fellow these days."
"Where is my jaw? I can't find my jaw!"
"Huh! You call this a magic! Back in my days..."
"Hey young man, do you even hear me?"
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Take Them Please

"Mortal. I ask you to yield one of those heads."
"I can't."
"You cherish life of the deads more than yours? How touching."
"No really. I can't."
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Put Your Hand on My Shoulder

"Hey young lad. You're just passing by that poor giant's body and you call yourself a gravekeeper?"
"Knock it off you bloody dotard."
"Haha! We heard you talking back to our word! Today's a special day!"
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The Protectors

I hear dead people.
And they never fxxking shut up.
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Dead Men Tell A Lot of Tales

"That's a mighty fine necromancy, summoning the dead severed arm!"
"And he didn't raise us from dead with such skill."
"Where is my jaw."
"If we knew he could do that we would've never apologized him."
"I mean, it's pretty absurd to blame us for dragging monster's attention by our chatter. It's monster that cut off his arm, not us."
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Manga Style Necromancy

"Fight with me."
"Wait, we never agreed that."
"I will never forget you."
"I said we never agreed that."
"SOUL CRUSHER."
"You motherf-."
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"Your Move, Old Man."

"Look at that ruddy bastard grabbing old man's head."
"Where is my jaw."
"Back in my days, even rudest of all showed respect to the elders.
Kids these days ignore the aged men and their wisdom.
Back in my days, no one would've allowed this to happen.
The kings had to get off their horse to salute me on the road."
"When yer mom rolled on the pen with the pigs."
"Where is my fxxking jaw, you bloody ruffians."
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Necro-man

Even though the sword is broken dead, I can call its soul back.
Arm is the most basic type of shield.
My revived arm will be a shield.
This is my necromancy.
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Starved Pistol of Diliworth

Starved Pistol of Diliworth.
One of the haunted relics made by infamous weapon inventor Godin Elwiv of Eldrian two centuries ago.
The soul of people who were killed by him is stored inside.
Danger Rank High. Never touch.
P.S. My dear pupil who never ever read nor listen to my words.
I leave this postscript for I thought you would've ignore that warning.
At least don't fire this pistol twice.
The chance of it taking user's soul increases geometrically on the second fire.
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Hellblade

"Old man. Sword."
"Arfwgerraworf"
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You Must Fly

"Damn, I'm terribly sorry lady.
This is what my necromancy do.
Look at my arm. Revived in strange form of my true nature.
I guess your soul looks like a fish, swimming freely in the air.
At least you can fly instead of having normal leg oh what the hell am I talking about. I'm really...
Oh... Uh... I guess you like it.
Thank you."
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One is Gone

My masters, all six of them, told me not to talk to the deads.
The deads never come back to life. That's undeniable truth. The truth that people left behind want to deny so much.
The soul of the dead leaves this world over the curtain of our realm forever.
What we call ghost is just an embodiment of remaining thought, emotion, or memory of the deads.
That's why they cannot talk normally, always want though need nothing, and stick to something obstinately.
It is difficult to remove them peacefully unless you follow certain rules and process originated from the deceased.
The deads are not the ones you knew.
Now I can understand why they taught me that over and over again.
It is obvious how I'll react to the false hallucination of my masters when they pass away.
Echoing Thunderdrum is the fiercest armor of the 108 Relics.Howl, stricken shield. Howl with the roar of thunder.Your revenging wave of light will tear off the hundreds.
The boy had the Dragon Eye specialized in seeing his own future.
He searched and slayed the people who will harm him some day.
He called himself the true avenger.
Since he's killing more and more over the world as years go by,
the blood on his axe and tear on his eyes never dry.
The world is made of magic
I can see them
I can hear them
For the song is so beautiful
The world is a beautiful place
When the beauty of the sleeping forest turned into a dragon, the prince equipped his shield on his spear.
The shield started to spin with the wind noise.
Black Dragon of Nightmare! You must be the monster who imprisoned the princess.
Now, let my shield blade cut your evil flame!
When the bridge fell above the giant's head, the king gently asked him to stay standing because people have to cross the bridge.
I will be back and reward you, riding on a four-horses with nine eyes carriage.
The giant believed his promise and waited until he turned into stone.
I heard that our concept of perspective means nothing to magic.
Even I, who always used magic as a bait, didn't know that.
So the destruction of Bleakmoor was actually all because of me!
You wouldn't imagine how much I laughed when I realized that.
She combined the language of the lost age, magic with cyborg surgery to take a leap into the next step of mortal being.
The new human with supreme spirit and power was born.
But she regretted her change barely a year later.
The styles always get old, you know.
The Knight Eldwin found out that all things can be transposed into the words.
That meant the skillful master could dismantle the words to reembody the natural phenomenon.
He stored the natural phenomenon inside the framework of words, and fired them in battle.

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My words

I'm staring into endless void
Of starlight and of hope devoid,
But when I try to break away,
The skies look like this pit, the same.

Upon its gates the trial's held,
And I'm behind defendant's stand.
I prosecute, I judge, object,
But I will not myself defend.

"Not guilty" verdict was my bane,
Like groundhog's day returned again,
And now, not to overextend,
I'll put this fallacy to end.

I'm tired of seeing myself again
Each passing day grows my disdain
But now I'm ready to repent
And discontinue my descent.

Hypocrisy, and lies, and more...
All, that I usually abhor,
Has rooted deeply in my soul,
And undermined my better goal.

I'm not religious, but believe
In greater cause, for which to live
But what I've done and what I thought
Betrayed this dream that I have sought.

The ancient sins of human kin
Have left their marks upon my skin
And I am tainted by mistakes.
No turning back, there's no retake.

It's easier to count those falls,
Of which became I thoughtless thrall,
Than seek rare virtue, being made
By these obese and spoiled hands.

When did it start? When have I let
Become myself a sorry pet
Of Gluttony? Each bite and swig
Have made me closer to a pig
Than human; how could one not
Contempt and execrate such bloat?

And when I've tried to find a way
To purify myself, to stray
From path, which obviously leads
To only furthering the needs
I've yet again been weak, like moth
Before the flame, - I longed for Sloth.

"Tomorrow", - was my best excuse.
Why was I trying to refuse
From doing anything required
If even was not really tired?
Sloth doesn't let me go away
From childhood to this very day.

The time have passed, and then just once
I've won the prize, and in long pounce
Not me, but Pride has took the place
Upon the pedestal's embrace
And even now, then I require
Sentence, it reads back, admires
And wants all others do the same,
And me to thirst for praise and fame.

Another one, who lurks inside,
Is Greed, and comes like raging tide
The urge to have, to bear, to wield...
It's nearly hopeless not to yield.
And when this wave has briefly passed,
You always know - it won't be last.

And next one is, of course, the Lust.
I'd kept it still inside, but must
Confess, that every passing day
It's growing harder to obey
The mind, and not the primal needs.
I've all my life preferred to heed
And now I know, that would be best
To not put others to the test.
Who could have wanted being loved
By man like me? So here I stand
Away from others: to protect
Them from me, and to recollect.
These memories are dust for them;
They worth much more than any gem
For me; a subtle touch,
a look, a whisper is like glass,
Like stone, unflinching; so bypass
It could only sight. So, that is left for me, is dream,
And I suppress this wordless scream
Each time I see another eyes,
And dancing beauty, which there lies.
Because it's like a whip, a blaze,
It's better to avert my gaze
And yet again return to bog,
Where I, quite overtly, belong.
But it won't help - in sleepless cold
These damning eyes, and words untold
Return again, like sparking stars,
Reminding of my prison's bars.

It doesn't help that I'm not blind
And all the hands, which intertwine
Remind me every once and then
That better not to leave my den.
But I cannot, for I'm addict
To some I know; so I restrict
Myself; yet Envy's foiled deck
Is full of trumps, so now my neck
Is in its hands; its hard to breathe,
But I don't have a place to leave.

The only sin I haven't yet
Discovered, is Wrath: his hunting net
I somehow managed to avoid.
And this, once more, makes me annoyed:
If only I have had this flame,
Then, maybe, I could harness, tame
Its power; but, alas, it's false
And I still can't approach my goals.

This trial goes forever on,
And every word hits like a stone,
But I cannot - and won't - object.
I've only verdict to expect.
Each witness testifies and leaves,
then prosecution takes up leads...
How do I want to leave this booth!
But I cannot run from the truth.
Well, prosecution has this one.
And I don't want to spoil the fun
For him... or better said, for us?
I like it too, this big demise,
I both have fear and feeling joy.
In hands of judgement I'm a toy,
But even if my end is nigh,
For me it's honor to comply.

At last, the sentence is now set
I close my eyes, and last regrets
Let go my mind, so weak and frail.
Impatience grows, my Holy Grail
Lays peacefully aside the judge.
The time has come to end this grudge.

I know for sure, what's in the blank,
But these last moments are like ankh -
Symbolic hope, marvelous sign...
But here, in this forgotten shrine
I am alone. So bring it in.
Let's put an end to all my sins.
And be it venom, noose or blade
I'll gladly face my end of fate.

Братишки, я вам новый мемес нашел



Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
itl be an honour
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Balmora

In Gold Coast Cyrodiil born and raised
On the anvil docks I spent most of my days
maxing' out grindin' increasing' my skills
And all shootin some crossbows inside the school
When a couple of guards who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight over a bottle of ale
he said thats it! I've had it! your going to jail


I begged and pleaded with him only kiddin
but he kicked my ass and threw me in prison
but then he came back down and when he leaned right in
he told me you are gonna be released in Morrowind

slave class, back of the ship
eating damp old bread with my new pal jiub
is this what morrowind outlanders are treated like?
Hmmmmm this cant be alright.

But wait I hear they're racist, all, ash and tar
Is this the type of dump that they send this groovy guar?
what will they think
i hope its not horror
they all better watch for the prince of Balmora

Well, the boat landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like santa standing there with my name out
I dont want any damn assecion
I just got here
gotta custom class i aint answering your questions

through the census gave the dude there a holla
he had a steel sword and imperial Templar armor
told me Caius Cosades was a man with honor
But I thought 'ill forget it' - 'Serah to Balmora'

I pulled up to the town about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the strider 'Yo swit smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
Its about to get hotter
when i sit on my throne as the Prince of Balmora
Есть в магии одна хорошая особенность:
Неважно, как работает мир,
Или какие у вселенной законы,
Меня это ебать не обязано.
Оригинал:
One good thing about magic is,
That no matter how the world exists,
Or what the laws of the universe are,
I don't have to fxxking care.

требуется консультация тыжпрограммиста, у меня не едут лыжи по асфальту разбирающегося в работе с мелкомягкими текстовыми файлами.

уважаемые пидоры, падарасы и пидарессы, вечер в ленту, часик в радость. мне нужна ваша помощь в решении непростой задачи.
итак, задача: есть некоторое множество (ориентировочно - несколько тысяч) текстовых документов, по умолчанию - word. в подавляющем большинстве (количество неизвестно) имеются повторяющиеся ошибки в виде слов-паразитов и ошибок в написании. так же - присутствует такая фигня, как межстрочные интервалы "от балды", неверное форматирование страницы и прочее.
так вот, есть ли какой-либо способ массовой борьбы с этой проблемой (кроме "format с" и вливания литра кислоты в недра системника)? в приоритете - массовая замена и исправление/удаление неугодных слов, в идеале - всё вышеперечисленное.
в благодарность от меня - большое буддистское "НИЧЕГО" и маленькое, но очень редкое (а потому - ценное) крокозябровое "спасибо".
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Exhaustion Hits

Jack Noir- no, the Scurrilous Straggler's legs finally buckle beneath him as he continues to try to lead his crew through that goddamned multi-coloured desert. He tries to pick himself up again but his tired legs won't let him this time.

"Quit pushing yourself," says the Desolate Deserter, carrying a Curious Dawdler who had passed out miles ago

The Hapless Brigand goes to help the Straggler off the ground, and he attempts to swat him away, only weakly tapping the other's carapace. "We have to keep going" He says, his words jumbled from his body to tired to even move his lips properly.

"You need to rest." The other scowls, shifting a bit to give the Dawdler a better hold on his back.

"I don't need to rest. Jack Noir never needed to rest, and neither do I."

"Jack Noir is dead," was the last thing he heard before exhaustion took over his body, sending the Scurrilous Straggler into unconsciousness.


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