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песня песня под гитару Комиксы Akeema Вася не гей freak hospital Безруков народное творчество Мужская логика 

Выступление группы учеников на школьном концерте в честь дня святого Валентина


из продолжения данного комикса: http://joyreactor.cc/post/339557

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Вел ля-ёерёзл!!! A ьё r-ъол иге 0нып~сок!!! Велля-&ерёзл!!! ^лп-^лне-сьотк-сюгок,!!! Вел ля $е.рёзл!!! Хогь-лнзнутъ рлзок!!! 6¡4i¡> 4¿éü,песня,песня под гитару,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы,Akeema,Вася не гей,freak hospital,Безруков,народное творчество,Мужская логика

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Фильмы Ghost Busters Simpsons South Park RoboCop Комиксы back to the future star wars Pulp Fiction family guy ...Comic Books фэндомы Night in the museum On the waterfront Silence of lambs Citizen Cane The Prisoner Channel 13 Seinfield Freaks Pirates of the Carribean School of Rock Богу тегов Space Odyssey Wonka Sesame Street 2001 Knight Rider Rainbow godfather 

Мне всего 19 лет! Какого хрена!!! (Фулл-ХД кстати)




1,2,1,2,3,4

We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!

We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!


(We-we) we came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I was testing you - and you passed,

Dental plan! Lisa needs braces,

Be required to fart on a regular basis,

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse,

Channel 13 - Eyewitness news!

Robocop, who is he?

Dead or alive you're coming with me.


In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head.


I'm telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me,

Why does everything I whip leave me?

My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy,

Fava beans and a nice Chianti,

You can count on Slippery Pete,

Suicide will be nice and neat!

I didn't build the Panama canal,

Open the pod bay doors please, HAL,


These aren't the droids you're looking for,

These aren't the droids we're looking for,

I am not a number I am a free man!

Rosebud.

To The Idiotmobile!

Right away Michael,

I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered.


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

You don't understand I coulda had class,

Round and tasty on a bun,

Ooh Zippy look what you've done!

Finally! Cast off those lines!

No, I've been nervous lots of times,

Red Rum! What's the matter honey?

Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money!


We came, saw, we kicked it's ass,

Writing checks your body can't cash,

I was elected to lead, not read,

I feel the need - the need for speed,

Watch out for snakes, a good man's loafer,

HQ - my hat looks like a muffin - over,

My god it's full of stars,

There was no driver in the car..


In the car (repeat)


Well you see I'm in hot pursuit!


There are only two things I love in this world - everybody and television!

#The Simpsons

#Run With Us!

Ugh - you must be shrooming,

Wait for me Moomin!

Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy,

I want to go to there.


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

An oil tycoon - like a.. moustache,

Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed,

I don't give a shit, close enough,

Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat,

Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat,

What'd she say? I think she bought it,

Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!

C'mon let's take a drive! A drive?

Number 5 is alive!

It's only a laugh, no harm done,

Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum,

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller,

It's 2 degrees cooler,

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long,

Six words in the whole song.


We-we-we accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

We accept her, we accept her!

You are number 6 5 4 3 2

I am not a number, I am a free man


We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

Give me my 20,000 in cash,

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I think you woke up the dead with that blast

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

I think fast, I talk fast,

We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass,

Lois, this is not my Batman glass,
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Zootopia фэндомы Nick Wilde Zootopia characters Judy Hopps Zootopia comics много текста Zootopia Fright Night thephantombeyond 

Need to think, how do I get out of this situation?,Zootopia,Зверополис, Зоотопия,фэндомы,Nick Wilde,nick wilde, Ник Уайлд,Zootopia characters,Judy Hopps,Джуди Хопс,Zootopia comics,много текста,Zootopia Fright Night,thephantombeyond

4 0М6!! THATS SO CUTE AND ADORBALE!!!,Zootopia,Зверополис, Зоотопия,фэндомы,Nick Wilde,nick wilde, Ник Уайлд,Zootopia characters,Judy Hopps,Джуди Хопс,Zootopia comics,много текста,Zootopia Fright Night,thephantombeyond

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But I have a better trick up my sleeve. Your eyes have already adjusted to the dark right? I played around too,Zootopia,Зверополис, Зоотопия,фэндомы,Nick Wilde,nick wilde, Ник Уайлд,Zootopia characters,Judy Hopps,Джуди Хопс,Zootopia comics,много текста,Zootopia Fright Night,thephantombeyond

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cant shoot her even if I wanted to. or when did this happened? I dont remember. are we even doing here? Is this even real? 1 / ^ ( 1 \\[ 4"* 'L, Jr Vj J \ л \ Рп г 0,Zootopia,Зверополис, Зоотопия,фэндомы,Nick Wilde,nick wilde, Ник Уайлд,Zootopia characters,Judy Hopps,Джуди

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————–Zootopia Special: Fright Night————–

Nick wakes up after getting tranquilized. He’s surprised that he woke up inside the police car. He was cuffed at the back. Outside was dark probably night time and what appears to be the Rainforest District, and the car was parked in front of a large decrepit mansion overgrown by vines. Nick felt his head ache and heard a familiar voice.

Judy“Are you ok now Nick?”

Nick sees the scarlet eyes of the vampire rabbit on the driver’s seat.

Nick“Ok carrots what did you do?”

Judy“What I just placed you back there.”

Nick“Cuffed? So you bit me!? Am I gonna turn into a vampire!?”

Judy“Nick calm down.”

Nick“I can’t calm down!! I do not wanna live as a vampire!!”

Judy“NICK!! CALM DOWN OR I’LL TAZER YOU!!!”

Nick sat down checking his neck for any bite marks. 

Bogo: “Is he finally awake?”

Nick looks over the windshield and see a buffalo on fire. It was Bogo but on fire!

Judy“Yeah he’s up but I think the hallucinogenic is still in affect.”

Nick“Hallucinogenic?”

Judy“You don’t remember getting gassed?”

Judy explains that someone was creating hallucinogenics or fear toxins and intoxicated other animals. They were tasked today to arrest the criminal inside the building where he was holding up. The guy calls himself Scarecrow, even though it was just an animal in a costume. They did manage to get him but not after getting gassed. Alex and Nick were the only ones affected since their gas mask became faulty. 

Nick“Ok I remember now.”

Judy“So you see me as a vampire?”

Nick“Yeah and chief as a flaming buffalo. So um, can you un-cuff me? it’s starting to get uncomfortable back here.”

Bogo“Well as long as you can tell that it’s just the hallucinogenic making everything appear different then you’ll be fine to walk out. Try anything and I’ll put you back here.”

Nick“Yeah, its just that everyone outside seems to appear…different.”

He looks outside the window and sees that everyone are monsters. That is some powerful hallucinogenic. Well as long as Nick doesn’t freak out or run away then its fine. He just need to keep his cool. Then a whistling wolf with a very large set of teeth came to greet them.

Alex“Hey Nick you finally better?”

Nick: “Uh by the way I see you right now? No, no I’m not.”

Alex“Well at least you’re not freaking out like Geno over there.”

Alex pointed out at the ambulance parked out where Geno is lying strapped on the cart, yelling out : “ALL OF YOU ARE ALIENS!! THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!! SOMEONE HELP!!”. They placed a nuzzle on his mouth to prevent him from bitting and screaming. Nick seriously doesn’t want that to happen to him.

Alex“Man, I hope my partner is going to be ok.”

Judy“Don’t worry, maybe he’ll snap out of it tomorrow.”

Alex“I hope so.”

Nick: “I’m just glad I’m not in the same position as him right now.”

Judy“That’s rude! Say sorry!”

Nick“Ah! Sorry Alex!”

Alex: “Nah its ok I don’t want to be in the same position as him either. Hey how about this? Let’s record him yelling stuff and when he snaps out of it, we’ll show him the video.”

Nick“You are not that least bit concerned about your partner huh?”

Alex“As long as he’s kicking and screaming then he’s fine.”

They both laughed at their antics. Judy frowned on how Alex treats his partner. 

Nick“So where is our Scarecrow?”

Bogo“He just got arrested, before you and Alex started to go nuts.”

Judy“You ran like crazy inside spouting strange things, while I was trying to dart you.”

Alex“Same here, I was looking for Geno that entire time.”

Judy“We had an ambulance called in after we got the both of you.”

Nick“So why was I in the back of the car?”

Judy“I was planning to take you to the hospital but I wondered if putting you to sleep was enough to get you back to normal.”

Nick“Well I’m not one hundred percent alright, I’m still seeing things but I guess I can manage.”

Bogo“Judy take your partner to the hospital, Alex stick with Geno. As for the time being I’m going back to the station.”

Nick“Oh yeah, why did you trip me?”

Judy“What do you mean?”

Nick“You tripped me back there when I was running, what gives?”

Judy“Oh that, you ran into a small coat rack and you rolled on the floor face planting on the wall then I rushed in and asked if your nose broke.”

Nick doesn’t know whether or not he should believe her, but given the situation there’s no way to prove it.

Nick“And that thing when you made an adorable face?”

Judy“I thought I could get you to come with me if did that.”

Nick“After asking me to drink my blood?”

Judy“Well you called me a vampire bunny, I thought I should play along and make myself look cute as a vampire.”

Nick“One thing, vampires don’t do that.”

Judy“Yeah they do.”

Nick“You clearly need to watch some horror movies with me.”

Judy“Uh no.”

—————————–

Everyone left the scene. Judy followed the ambulance in front, she notices Nick looking really terrible. 

Judy“Are you ok Nick?”

Nick“Well……….no.”

Judy“Do you need something?”

Nick: “……..no.”

Judy“Do I scare you?”

Nick“What? No”

Judy“Oh is it you’re afraid of vampires Nick?”

Nick“Ha no. I’m just having a massive headache right now. And besides, you look rather cute with those red eyes.”

Judy: “Red eyes? Nick my eyes are purple.”

Nick“I know, but with the hallucinogenic everything looks different.”

Judy“So what can you see?”

Nick“That everyone is a monster.”

Judy“No I meant me.”

Nick“Oh well for one you have red eyes, long eyelashes, and some fangs peaking out of you lips. You look quite the seductress.”

Judy blushed on his remark and decided to play it off, “Well at least for today I’ve become a predator, and I will drink your blood muhahahahahaha.”

Nick“Hahaha, don’t push your luck cottontailand keep an eye on the road.”

Judy“So to you I’m now a predator, it feels very strange but I kinda like the idea now. Fear me for I’am the vampire bunny muhahahaha!” Judy playfully waving her hand on Nick’s shoulder as he tries to wave it off.

Nick: “Hehe, you may have turned into a predator my sweet cottontail but remember that you are still my prey.”

Nick looked at Judy with a scary smile. Judy got creeped out.

Nick: “Ha! You should look at your face!”

Judy: “Don’t scare me like that!” She hits him on the shoulder.

Nick: “Keep an eye on the road then!”

Judy continues to drive, but she didn’t want the conversation to end.

Judy“Were close to the hospital.”

Nick“Great, I don’t want to keep seeing this spectacle all the time. Well except you, I kinda like seeing you as vampire.”

Judy“If I ever do become one, then I’ll get you first.”

Nick“Fine by me. I let you drink my blood if you ever need to, just don’t turn me into one.”

Judy“I don’t think that’s how it works.”

Nick“Then you should watch some horror movies with me then.”

Judy“Again, no.”

Nick“Haha, if you ever got gassed a few hours ago, I don’t think you’ll last seeing what I’m seeing.”

Judy: “So outside the window, you can see everyone as monsters?”

Nick: “Yeah……and I can also see myself on the reflection.”

Judy“What do you see? And by that I mean your reflection?”

Nick“I don’t think you want to know.”

Judy pulls up at the parking lot and got inside the hospital with Alex and Geno who is still strapped in struggling to get free. The nurses told the other two to go to another section of the hall. While Nick and Judy went into the opposite side. Heading into one of the empty rooms.

The doctor arrived and checked on Nick. She appeared something horrible to Nick’s eyes since he’s making a disgusted face. What could he be seeing the doctor as? She said the hallucinogenic will wear off in a couple of hours so there is no need to worry. 

Judy“Well I’m glad there’s no bad side effect.”

Nick“Me too.”

Judy“I’ll be out and get us something to eat ok?”

Nick“Sure, I’ll just wait here.”

Judy approached him and gave him a hug, “I’m glad you’re ok.”

Nick: “Thanks Judy.”

Judy leaves the room while Nick is in bed staring at the window seeing all kinds of strange things. Then his eyes adjusted looking at his reflection by the window. 

Nick: “How ironic, I became the thing I was scared off when I was a kid. ”

What he sees is something that he was used to be afraid off. The one thing that scared him when he was a kid now appears as his reflection staring back at him. 


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eldercactus Комиксы перевел сам tinder свидание 

Я так рада, что сходила с тобой на свидание! 1/1 должна сказать, ты выглядишь прямо как на своих фотографиях в Т1^ег] elAer,eldercactus,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы,перевел сам,tinder,свидание

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namiharu Futaba Sakura Persona 5 Persona Shin Megami Tensei Игры game art 

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гифки news mexico глобальное потепление глобальное мать его потепление 

Наводнение затопило город Гвадалахара, Мексика

Место: Гвадалахара, Мексика

Наводнение затопило город прошлой ночью.

В этом не было бы ничего особенного, кроме того факта, что мы видим на гифке

... ЛЕД ...

и температура на улице около 30°

слой льда был до пяти футов (двих метров)

 

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xkcd Комиксы перевел сам 

нашо ьремя ускорить эту гигантскую МАШИНУ ДО УЖАСАЮЩЕЙ СКОРОСТИ И УПГИЬЛЯТЬ ЕЮ СЬОИМИ РУКАМИ, ТАК КАК МНЕ ДОЗЬОАЕНО ЭТО ДЕЛАТЬ, ПОТОМУ ЧТО Я ПРОШЁЛ 20 МИНУТНЫЙ ТЕСТ Ь СРЕДНЕЙ ШКОЛЕ. РОЖДЕНИЕ ПУ1ЯЕТ МЕНЯ.,xkcd,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы,перевел сам


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Tarnished Elden Ring Игры Ranni the Witch Fia (Elden Ring) iota tou Игровой комикс 

Tarnished,Elden Ring,Игры,Ranni the Witch,Fia (Elden Ring),iota tou,Игровой комикс

Tarnished,Elden Ring,Игры,Ranni the Witch,Fia (Elden Ring),iota tou,Игровой комикс

Tarnished,Elden Ring,Игры,Ranni the Witch,Fia (Elden Ring),iota tou,Игровой комикс

Thou... hast something to hide, don't thou?,Tarnished,Elden Ring,Игры,Ranni the Witch,Fia (Elden Ring),iota tou,Игровой комикс

Tarnished,Elden Ring,Игры,Ranni the Witch,Fia (Elden Ring),iota tou,Игровой комикс

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Toriel Undertale персонажи Undertale фэндомы Sans Flowey Frisk сделал сам длиннопост Undertale music 

THE FATES OF UNDERTALE

Вышло тут одно видео... оно полно СПОЙЛЕРОВ! Я вас предупредила. Как-то само собой начеркалось под впечатлением от увиденного. Что, если бы они реально к Фриск с этой песней подошли? Думаю, у неё открылись бы глаза. Определённо.

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We three fates of Undertale
Beckon you to play!
Spare our lives, or harvest our souls!
It's up to you either way!

"Hey bud, you okay? No need to freak out or anything. It's just singing."

"And murder. I mean, music."

"Poor dear! We're here to help you!"

"Help me what?"

"Play Undertale!"

Use your love instead of your strength,
to make your foes your friends!
Every drop of innocent blood
will change how the story ends!

Though our king desires your soul,
a Pacifist will see-
It only takes a thoughtful Act
to set all monsters free!

"But, like, no pressure or anything."

"Yeah, REAL freedom's not letting some goatmom tell you how to play."

"Ex-CUSE ME?"

"Hey, if anybody's got a bone to pick, I'm sure this kid's full of them."

"That's not very funny..."

"Yeah, I get that a lot."

Still, you seem nice.
You may slip once or twice,
Who am I to judge or blame?

But I guess I'll keep track
Just to give you some flack
at the end of the game!

Talk or use silence!
Try murderous violence!
-I'm kidding, that's a crime.

And just so you know,
if you kill off my bro,
then you'll have a bad time!

FLOWEY:
Golly, gee! That sounds really great!
But let's try this instead:
Let's become the angel of death,
and MAKE EVERY MONSTER DEAD!

Kill them all! Destroy every beast!
Each woman, child and man!
Genocide's my only goal!
Destruction is my plan!

TORIEL: (simultaneously)
No! He's trying to use you, so
Don't let Flowey confuse you! I
Know he aims to seduce you and
ruin Undertale!

Stay determined! They'll guide you a-
-Stray! Know that you'll be lied to! You're
Brave -- I can see it inside you! I
Pray you never fail!

SANS: (simultaneous)
Look, I'm kind of a bonehead,
Not the brainiest guy... But
Even goofballs like me can
Read between the lines.

If you want to get dunked on,
I can give you a hand~
But where's the fun in a neutral run
if you're not friends with Sans?

FLOWEY: (simultaneously)
It's kill... or be killed!
That's how you play the game!
It's kill... or be killed!
Either way, it ends the same!

Everyone you loved...
Everyone you knew...
Everyone will die...
And they'll die because of you!

"None of this makes any sense to me..."

We three fates of Undertale
Don't know what you'll do!
Every path will impact us all,

For better or worse...
A blessing or curse...
Benign or adverse...

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