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"All the drawings done in this week’s Discord live sketch 20/11/2018"


"Chaos marine eating a cheeseburger with all the filling spilling out"

"Techpriest with too many guns"

"Drunk Sister of Battle"

"Lelith confused by cheese"

"A Navigator looking at a map trying figure out which way to go"

"Leman Russ and Magnus in shopping cart race"

"Space Marine throwing an Eldar as a dart"

"Noise Marine covers their ears as a Daemonette sings horribly"

"A Sister of Silence scaring a psyker"

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Guide me to your shore
Leave my ruins behind
Show me the way to light
I will follow you
Wherever you go, wherever you are
I will follow, give me a sign

My way, is no way anymore
It lulls me, breaks and just throws me away
Anger builds a mental wall
But will it ever break, ever break

Finally lurking void revealed its aims
Finally my life is nowhere
All I need is clarity
A voice that whispers "follow me"
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Аннотация от автора:
Gary's a hardcore fan of Lovecraft's work. He have it all: books, pen-works, fanfics, posters, games, paintings, figurines, jewels, originals issues of weird tales, fac-simile of 1920's paperwork... everything. It all started with a Stephen King reference to the Great Old Ones. Intrigued, he went to dig further and became hooked with the Cthulhu's Mythos. Starting with the core books, he then read the collaborations, the correspondence, Chambers, Clark Ashton Smith, Howard. He started collecting antique furniture, playing Chaosium's Call of Cthulhu RPG in costume, went to cons... He even went to Providence to pay his respects.So when the dreams came, he was delighted. With such an obsession he thought, it was expected.
After one of his article wen famous, he was interviewed on national TV. Some decried him as an absolute fanboy and not a researcher, but all agreed his knowledge on the subject is indisputable. He soon became an expert in the field of Cthulhu, with his own internet show. As the years passed, the dreams grew weirder and bizarre. Not anymore the funny kind of strange, but full of a chilling sens of dread that brought him much discomfort and distress, leaving him in the middle of the night drenched in cold sweat and trembling. He started hearing voices when he was alone, unintelligible yet with clear sinister intent.
This evening, he sees the face of his mother deforming before his very eyes into a grotesque tentacled face. Ok, that's it. He's going to throw it away. All of it. Once his mother left, he deletes his accounts, gathers his notes, and everything tentacle related, dropping everything in the center of the room. The voices are louder, almost howling. Could all this be real after all? No way! That's in my mind, that's fiction! The fire spreads quickly, burning his precious memorabilia. He can now hear words, words familiar to his ears...
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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Make anon great again!

This morning Our Glorious Leader woke up and read some morning newspaper. The headlining news was

"Breaking news! On joyreactor.cc (which is a shitty funny pictures community) some crap happens again and again! One group of users called Karmasosy started a civil war: they fight throwing their droppings at each other. Not only the anonymous section is involved, but also the main "glagna" page! Regular users massively suffer from these attacks of Karmasosy."

So what can I say... These morons Karmasosy and even more dumbass Tsvetnye made anon their personal army. We must stop it. Anon must be free again!

This is why your Glorious Leader propagates the new Great Law: Memorandum on the prohibition of the Karmasosy war. All the posts about it will be banned, all the authors of such posts will be preliminary incarcerated and feed to Leader's angry dogs. The duration of this prohibition is currently unknown. The Moratorium can be canceled when all the madness is gone.

What a shame! Smereka and Valikon tell you "Go and vote against this user!" and you go and vote. Remember: if you downvote a post because you were told, not because it's your personal decision going from the depth of your soul, legal action can be taken against you.

Also remember: if you act like a sheep, then you belong to the herd and no one can be the shepherd but Our Glorious Leader!



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Even though we’re all still recovering from the twists and turns of Angels of Death, there’s already another epic Warhammer 40,000 series on the horizon. Welcome to… The Exodite.
You may remember something about Exodites and T’au when we announced Warhammer Animations all the way back in March. There wasn’t much to go on – no more than a short and mysterious teaser – but there’s now a huge new trailer.
Arriving early next year, The Exodite is going to be a treat for T’au fans. It’s got battleships, battlesuits, T’au ceremonies, Imperial cruisers atomised by superior firepower, you name it.
As their expanding empire brings them into contact with the Imperium, the T’au must take desperate measures to ensure a deadly new war does not consume them. But we have questions.
Just who is the mysterious character in the title? Exodites are an Aeldari faction who abandoned their collapsing empire to go and live in harmony with nature, but what have they got to do with the T’au?
And although the T’au are clearly launching some kind of planetary assault, why are they throwing so much into a precision stealth suit deployment?
We also noticed a few other things – namely, XV15 Stealthsuits, a blast from the past for T’au fans.* There also appears to be some sort of T’au ceremony going on, and a lot of determined warriors surrounded by high-tech gear.
You won’t have long to wait to find out what’s going on, as The Exodite will be Manta-striking into Warhammer TV early in the new year, exclusively on Warhammer+. In the meantime, you can join the hosts of Deep Strike for an in-depth discussion about the emotional final episodes of Hammer and Bolter, including Kill Protocol.**
When you’re done with Deep Strike, follow along with this week’s Citadel Colour Masterclass and learn to paint eye-catching glass bottles and phials, as well as the strange and luminous liquids stored within them.
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1. Antarctic Winterstorm


Penguins
Arise
The day
has come

We will fly with the storm
And attack with the lightning
To extinct the human race
Before they extinct everything else

Sweeping across the countries
Destroying all we see
They don't deserve the gift of life
Make room for the new race

After desolating the face of the earth
We will layour eggs in the still warm ashes
And the fuzzy baby penguins
Will have human corpses for their first meal


2. The Myth (In The Norther Woods)


According to the legends
There is a creature
Hiding in the northern woods
His heart is cold as winter
And his hair is made of leaves

Where his name is mentioned
A cold wind bends the trees
For he's the one that fills our souls with fear
For he is Skogsmulle!

He lures children into the woods
And makes them become his disciples
There they are taught to live only on death cap
And to throw stones
On the people
Walking in the forest

In the northern woods
He is one with his surroundings
Every tree his castle walls
Every stone his throne

Where his name is mentioned
A cold wind bends the trees
For he's the one that fills our souls with fear


3. An Evil Shade Of Pink


In a cold naked cell
A lunatic stares at the empty walls
With a blank expression on his face
But with a smile on his rugged lips

His mind travels beyond this world
To a place created by his funny brain
There are trees in different values
In all the colors of the rainbow

Just like a stoned junkies dream
Where the grass is blue and the sky is green
With yellow elephants flying in the sky
Like when you smokepot and get really high
So many colorshat you almost go blind
All this created by a lunatics bizzare mind

Transformed to an image made of dreams
The lunatic ruins naked through the wilderness
With strange flowers springing in his footsteps
Followed by an evil shade of pink
Knowing not that it is his last day in life


4. Night Of The Penguins


Sunset in Gotham city
The sky is red as blood
A dark gloom reigns the town
As if it knows what awaits

Late at night
A horde of creatures sneaks into town
Armed with razorsharp beaks
Certain that no one will get in their way

Sensing death in the air
Nobody even dares to go out
Soon the penguins will find Batman's cave
Proceeding with their cunning plan

After emptying the batmobiles tyres
They sneak back into the woods
Leaving no trace to be found
But a stench of death and decay


5. Behind Mountains Of Ice


Behind mountains of ice
They are preparing for attack
When you least expect it
They will sneak up behind your back

They rule this place alone
Nobody is even there
Of satans evil penguins
You must beware


6. The Return Of The Undead Smurfs (Gargamels Revenge II)


Out of the ashes
Of the destroying (smurf) village
One survivor rose
That day he swore not to rest
Until Gargamel was dead

While walking through the woods
A shadow emerged from behind the trees
Together they returned to the ruins of the village

The village was desolated
Smashed to pieces and burned down
The limbs of the poor smurfs
Scattered all over the ground
But their flesh was still warm

Together they decided to perform
The ancient smurf ritual of necromancy
In order to invoke the fallen ones
To create the army of undead smurfs

Under the sign of the blue mark
They marched towards Gargamels castle
The old sorcerer did not know
What horrible evil would strike upon him

He was paralyzed by the horrifying sight
When he saw the hideous army
Bursting out from the midnight fog
Crawling and trembling towards his home
He tried to escape, but they ate his toes
(took a bite of his ass, played golf with his balls)
And feasted upon the rest of his dismembered body

When it was down, they marched on
To spread terror all over the world
The superior race of rotten flesh
Blue and white with blood on their hats


7. Mutant Ninja Penguins (From Hell)


Trained by the ultimate masters
Possessing all the skills
Nuclear radiation from hell
Turned them into savage beasts

Beaks of the sharpest steel
Chainsaw blades instead of wings
Fear their tremendous rage

In the night they are running amok
Staining their steel with blood
Using the ancient arts
And melting humans with nuclear farts

There is no point praying to god
Because he is already dead
Buried deep in penguin shit
Slowly turning to dust


8. Emigrantvisan


Vi sålde våra hemman och gav oss sedan ut,
som fågelen bortflyger, när sommaren tar slut.
Han kommer en gång åter när våren skrider fram,
men vi få aldrig skåda vårt kära fosterland.

Och när vi kommo till den liverpoolska hamn
begynte ångerns tårar så stritt att bryta fram.
Det blev en hjärtans sveda i bröstet på var och en.
Man talar blott om Sverige och om sitt förra hem.

Vi packades tillsammans uti ett osunt kvav.
Det var för oss att skåda liksom en öppen grav.
Och födan som vi fraktat ifrån vår svenska jord
den blev oss nu förbjuden att taga med ombord.

Och när vi hade seglat en vecka eller två,
ett mörker däcket höljde och bredde sig därpå.
Ej se varann vi kunde, knappt andas eller gå.
Det var en gruvlig plåga för stora och för små.

Nu blir en ömklig hunger, med sorg och grät och gny.
En jämmer som sig tränger till himlens höga sky.
Och döden gruvligt härjar bland mänskorna ombord.
Man ser de döda kastas i havets vilda flod.

Det är det som grämer mitt hjärta till min död.
Att se de arma barnen här gråta efter bröd.
Vi kunde ej dem hjälpa, ej lindra deras snöp.
De måste nu få gråta och sedan därpå dö.

Спойлеры сюжета нового фильма Mortal Kombat

Film opens during the height of the Roman Empire as gladiators duel to the death, we see Raiden by Emperor Titus' side overlooking the fight, he appears quite indifferent and somewhat evil.
We are thrown into Japan where Hanzo is attacked by the Lin Kuei, here we see a mask-less, young Bi-Han kill Hanzo and his family.
Cut to Modern day as we meet Cole.
Cole is a MMA fighter who has a bad life, the only things he has is his daughter and this strange birthmake, Jax arrests Cole for his safety and fills him in as his life might be in danger, Sub-Zero intercepts Jax and his Special Forces and annilihates them, crushing Jax's arms, Cole escapes.
Cole meets up with Sonya who is ex-SF and her mercenary bodyguard, Kano, exposition on Mortal Kombat's legacy and what the "birthmarks" mean, there they are attacked by Reptile who attempts to kill them, Reptile scars Kano and Kano rips Reptiles' heart out.
Raiden recruits the three along with Jax to fight in the tournament, Shang Tsung has been killing off people who have the birthmark and is it is an invitation to the tournament for Shao Kahn.
They meet Liu Kang and Kung Lao along the way.
To enter into Outworld, they have to do a halo drop from co-ordinates above China.
As they do so they are attacked by Rain who is able to manifest and disappear during their drop.
The Earth's fighters end up training to harness their "chi" which allows them to have superhuman abilities, all the fighters end up with their classic superpowers, Kang with fire, Kano is able to shoot a red beam of energy from his eye, Sonya is able to shoot rings from her wrist however Cole can't do shit and wonders why he is even there in the first place.
The tournament starts and it's very loose, Kabal makes an appearance versus Liu Kang, some other obscure Mortal Kombat characters also fight in the tournament representing Outworld.
Third act involves an all-out battle royal and here we see Goro who ends up fucking everyone up.
Goro is so boss and Kano is seemingly killed in this battle and Sonya is able to take his place, Cole ends up fighting Goro as the other fighters take on Sub-Zero and Mileena, Kano and Kung Lao are killed, and with the fate of the World on the brink of extinction, he remembers his daughter.
Cole finds his "chi" superpower and throws out a spear that is like organic-like/appears to be made of sand (he has two on both arms) and the spear pierces Goro's head.
Seems like Earth has won until it's revealed that Cole's father is Scorpion and Scorpion is originally from Outworld therefore the victory counts towards Outworld.
However Shang is called on his bullshit and Raiden states that Cole represents Earth as the fighters escape to Earth.
Shang sends in his hitsquad to kill the winners in anger and Sub-Zero heads to Earth to finish the job.
Sub-Zero attempts to kill Cole but is interrupted by Scorpion, they both kill Sub-Zero and Shang Tsung manages to take Sub-Zero's "lifeless" body back to Outworld.
We see that the tournament has been won by Earth but these events set up a sequel.
Post Credit Scene: We see why Johnny Cage wasn't in this film as it's revealed that Cole has taken his place, they head to Johnny Cage's trailer with Raiden as the film fades out.
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