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Несколько юморных обзоров о такой захватывающей игре Banished.

So I got vis game in the hope that I would be able to build a balanced city and survive at least one winter, how wrong I was,
I died like 16 times in a row, then I discovered plums, I traded everything I had for one plumb seed and the plumb boom began. I found that if I devoted my entire town to

My entire village burned down, leaving two teenage boys alive and no-one else. I had a very successful economy so they survived on their own for many years in the burnt out husk of what was once a thriving merchant town by living off my extensive stockpile of most resources. Unable to have

>Play long enough to get 110 people
>Outbreak of influenza
>No big deal, have physician
>Winter comes early
>Crops die before harvesting
>Uh-oh
>Physician keeps dying of starvation
>By the next summer, before crops can be harvested, 75% of town dead >Why God.

Everything seems fine. Winter rolls around. Food stocks are well beyond surplus, everyone... Okay, most people are wearing clothes, people all seem healthy.
A group of nomads come to your town hall upon seeing your vast reserves of resources and food.
You allow them to join your settlement, what



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So I got vis game in the hope that I would be able to build a balanced city and survive at least one winter, how wrong I was, I died like 16 times in a row, then I discovered plums, I traded everything I had for one plumb seed and the plumb boom began. I found that if I devoted my entire town to be a plumb nation so to speak, nothing could stop me. I dedicated all my time to plumb manufacturing. I set up a trading post and traded my vast abundance of plumbs for clothing and materials. After my brief time on this game I really feel I discovered the true value of plumbs in todays society and will never take them for granted again. For example for 10 years in a row I found my population to be stagnant and it hovered around the 66 citisen mark (not including children) for these 10 years. My solution to this was simple, I set up plumb farms all across the coast, from what I can gather with my basic understanding of immigration, traders come into my city on canoes and see the plumbs, they then return to their families after trading their iron and coal for my nations plumbs, they tell their families tales of he great plumb nation, then they tell friends and co-workers. This all led to the great population inflation of 18AD. After 10 years of 66 citisens I grew to 88, many historians argue this was due to a better education system and advancements in stone houses and such. But these people are heretics and should be shakled and plumbed to death. Of course the real reason was due to plumb based immigration. Unfortunately the great mine collapse of 18AD saw the death of 15 good miners, so this countered the growth, I decided to close all mines and quarries and focus solely on plumbs and the occasional gatherer for berries. All in all I would give plumb simulator 2014 a 9/10 would deffo play again.
My entire village burned down, leaving two teenage boys alive and no-one else. I had a very successful economy so they survived on their own for many years in the burnt out husk of what was once a thriving merchant town by living off my extensive stockpile of most resources. Unable to have children for obvious reasons, they slowly grew old, and in late winter of Year 108, they both died at the ripe old ages of 72 and 73 respectively. 11/10 would play again.
>Play long enough to get 110 people >Outbreak of influenza >No big deal, have physician >Winter comes early >Crops die before harvesting >Uh-oh >Physician keeps dying of starvation >By the next summer, before crops can be harvested, 75% of town dead >Why God. 10/10
Everything seems fine. Winter rolls around. Food stocks are well beyond surplus, everyone... Okay, most people are wearing clothes, people all seem healthy. A group of nomads come to your town hall upon seeing your vast reserves of resources and food. You allow them to join your settlement, what could be the harm in adding some more workers? A little bit rolls by seemingly fine, but suddenly you have no food reserves and the planting of new crops have just started! People are starving in the streets. Nobody has any food in their homes. Then you notice that fuel reserves have dwindled while you were trying to solve your food shortage problem! People are now huddling in their homes with their families freezing to death and you can't stop it! Then an outbreak of Influenza comes through, your town's only physician died of starvation not too long ago. All hell has broken loose and your citizens are dieing too rapidly for you to do anything about it. You watch in horror. Everything you knew has crumbled before you. A sprawling settlement is suddenly eerily empty after only about a year or two of commotion. Everyone is dead. You didn't get the 0 population nomads mod. You turn off your computer and go weep in the corner of the room after the mass extinction that just happened due to your negligence. 12/10.1 love this game.
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игра реально супер!
реально — не супер. очень на любителя. Мне понравилась, но рекомендовать бы не стал.
Я прочитал, но там реально не особо интересные истории...
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