you never will be mine

This War Of Mine

2016 забирает лучших, RIP WAT-бабуля

Конец эпохи

Ну и как это не запостить без того самого монолога

OK. That's what I'll do. I'll tell you a story. Can you hear them? All these people who lived in fear of you and your judgement. All these people whose ancestors devoted themselves...sacrificed themselves to you. Can you hear them singing? Oh you like to think you're a God! But you're not a God! You're just a parasite eating out of jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them! And the memory of love and loss and birth and death and joy and sorrow so...so...come on then. Take mine. Take my memories. I hope you've got a big appetite. Because I have lived a long life. And I have seen a few things. I walked away from the last great Time War, I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out. Moment by moment until nothing remained, no time, no space, just me! I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man! And I have watched universes freeze and creations burn! I have seen things you wouldn't believe! I have lost things you will never understand! And I know things! Secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken! Knowledge that would make parasite Gods blaze! So come on then! Take it! Take it all baby! Have it! You have it all!

"A drinking contest but one person is clearly out of their league and refuses to give up" Reminder that Elves are the ultimate superior fantasy race. Anything that Dwarves can do, Elves can do better, whether it's mining, smithing, or drinking.

Аннотация от автора:

I've been doing this Pokemon tabletop rpg with some friends of mine, and at one point the dm accidentally copied one of the Cutieflys we encountered, so we joked that they were twins, and then this basically happened. We did catch both of them though, so they're still together!