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Their Stories

"Hey young man. This is not the closest way to the Bulgewater County. You better choose the west road of the Wisteria Crossroad."
"Oh look at this thick skin. Everybody's waiting for their turn and now you want to get buried in such nice place far far away?
Hey, you better go to my grave plot. It's much closer and so beautifu..."
"I heard your goddamned hometown story for hundreds of times that my ossicles almost worn out, ma'am.
Why don't we just shut up for this painful journey? You can have some talks with the devils after burial."
"Your sister's pelvis was so huge that even three baby skulls could go through the hole."
"That bastard is talking shit again. I heard he was mental and still barking like a dog even after brain fluid dried out."
"My jaw! Where is my jaw! I can't eat without my jaw!"
"His jaw was gone sucking dragon dick."
"This rude boy is ignoring me again! I told you Bulgewater County is not this way..."
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They Talk Too Much

"I told you not to go this way."
"Hey lad. Your fighting stance is awkward as hell."
"Your mama's tit was so huge that her ribs were bent."
"He's so nice as always. Drop me off here."
"We're dead! We're all dead. All because of that stupid gravekeeper!"
"Where is my jaw?"
"When I was young, I found no monsters as ugly as this one."
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They Still Talk

"Amazing, lad! Transforming our remains into spirit form, what a magic!"
"If I didn't know you, i would have thought that you were trying to kill us all! I know this sort of sorcery, and they use this spell to destroy the undeads."
"Your mama's spine is so bent that you can use it in math class as protractor."
"Good to be together as always. It's hard to find nice lad like this fellow these days."
"Where is my jaw? I can't find my jaw!"
"Huh! You call this a magic! Back in my days..."
"Hey young man, do you even hear me?"
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Take Them Please

"Mortal. I ask you to yield one of those heads."
"I can't."
"You cherish life of the deads more than yours? How touching."
"No really. I can't."
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Put Your Hand on My Shoulder

"Hey young lad. You're just passing by that poor giant's body and you call yourself a gravekeeper?"
"Knock it off you bloody dotard."
"Haha! We heard you talking back to our word! Today's a special day!"
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The Protectors

I hear dead people.
And they never fxxking shut up.
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Dead Men Tell A Lot of Tales

"That's a mighty fine necromancy, summoning the dead severed arm!"
"And he didn't raise us from dead with such skill."
"Where is my jaw."
"If we knew he could do that we would've never apologized him."
"I mean, it's pretty absurd to blame us for dragging monster's attention by our chatter. It's monster that cut off his arm, not us."
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Manga Style Necromancy

"Fight with me."
"Wait, we never agreed that."
"I will never forget you."
"I said we never agreed that."
"SOUL CRUSHER."
"You motherf-."
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"Your Move, Old Man."

"Look at that ruddy bastard grabbing old man's head."
"Where is my jaw."
"Back in my days, even rudest of all showed respect to the elders.
Kids these days ignore the aged men and their wisdom.
Back in my days, no one would've allowed this to happen.
The kings had to get off their horse to salute me on the road."
"When yer mom rolled on the pen with the pigs."
"Where is my fxxking jaw, you bloody ruffians."
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Necro-man

Even though the sword is broken dead, I can call its soul back.
Arm is the most basic type of shield.
My revived arm will be a shield.
This is my necromancy.
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Starved Pistol of Diliworth

Starved Pistol of Diliworth.
One of the haunted relics made by infamous weapon inventor Godin Elwiv of Eldrian two centuries ago.
The soul of people who were killed by him is stored inside.
Danger Rank High. Never touch.
P.S. My dear pupil who never ever read nor listen to my words.
I leave this postscript for I thought you would've ignore that warning.
At least don't fire this pistol twice.
The chance of it taking user's soul increases geometrically on the second fire.
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Hellblade

"Old man. Sword."
"Arfwgerraworf"
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You Must Fly

"Damn, I'm terribly sorry lady.
This is what my necromancy do.
Look at my arm. Revived in strange form of my true nature.
I guess your soul looks like a fish, swimming freely in the air.
At least you can fly instead of having normal leg oh what the hell am I talking about. I'm really...
Oh... Uh... I guess you like it.
Thank you."
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One is Gone

My masters, all six of them, told me not to talk to the deads.
The deads never come back to life. That's undeniable truth. The truth that people left behind want to deny so much.
The soul of the dead leaves this world over the curtain of our realm forever.
What we call ghost is just an embodiment of remaining thought, emotion, or memory of the deads.
That's why they cannot talk normally, always want though need nothing, and stick to something obstinately.
It is difficult to remove them peacefully unless you follow certain rules and process originated from the deceased.
The deads are not the ones you knew.
Now I can understand why they taught me that over and over again.
It is obvious how I'll react to the false hallucination of my masters when they pass away.
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Dear God it took me longer than I imagined, but it's here. The ultimate guide on which pony works where and for whom etc. Includes some characters from the comics (you should read them, really).

CANON FiM CHARACTERS AND THEIR ROLES IN

EQUESTRIA DIVIDED

HOUSE MOON AND STAR

Archmagister Twilight Sparkle – de facto leader of the house, leader of the Canterlot Arcanists, patron of the Twin Guilds (Sun and Moon guilds)

Prince Shining Armor – de jure leader of the house, commander of M&S military forces

Princess Cadence - head of the Church of the Celestial Sisters, spiritual leader of the house, creator of the Anti-Slavery Act

Magister Lemon Hearts – overseer of the Canterlot slave domes, supporter of the Anti-Slavery Act

Grand Inquisitor Trixie Lulamoon - leader of the Celestial Inquisition, overseer of the Hoofington quarantine operations

Inquisition Officer Snips - Trixie's lieutenant, currently assigned to Sun Guild

Inquisition Officer Snails - Trixie's lieutenant, currently assigned to Moon Guild

Ghost of Starswirl the Bearded - advisor to the Archmagister, a spirit shackled to the mortal realm

Magister Amethyst Star - grandmistress of the Sun Guild, overseer of the Sun Guild's slave domes

Warmage Orion - commander of the military arm of the Sun Guild

Magister Minuette - grandmistress of the Moon Guild, overseer of the Moon Guild's slave domes

Warmage Comet Tail - commander of the military arm of the Moon Guild

Madame Royal Ribbon – head of the Canterlot unicorn nobility, overseer of M&S trade and diplomatic affairs

Mistress Twinkleshine – leader of M&S Bureau of Intelligence and Information

Governor Jet Set - governor of Stalliongrad

Governor Upper Crust - governor of Struttgart, overseer of Struttgart sun batteries

Scroll Master Written Script – archivist and keeper of the Canterlot Library

Spike the Dragon - a weapon of mass destruction hidden beneath Canterlot, shackled and drugged

Hayseed Turnip Truck – former earth pony slave, given the status of second-class citizen by Princess Cadence, now works for her maintaing the building of the Church of the Celestial Sisters in Canterlot

HOUSE EARTHBORN

Supreme Commander Applejack - head of the house, commander of Earthborn military forces

Elder Matron Granny Smith - head of the Earth Council, advisor to the Supreme Commander, spiritual leader of the house

High General Big Macintosh - commander of the Earthborn land forces, founder and leader of the Juggernaut Corps, creator of the „Devastating Force” doctrine

Master Engineer Applebloom - founder of the Engineer Guild, patron of the Forges of Appleloosa, head inventor

Councilmare Apple Rose – current leader of the Apple Clan and its representative in the Earth Council

General Braeburn - commander of the Frontier Defence Force, founder and leader of the Appleloosan Rangers

General Lightning Dust - commander of the Pegasi Auxiliary Corps, founder and leader of the Lightning's Finest, creator of the „Lightning Assault” doctrine

Chief Strongheart - leader of the Thunderhoof buffalo tribe, head shaman of the tribe

Governor Silverstar - governor of Appleloosa

Councilmare Cloudy Quartz – Pie Clan representative in the Earth Council, matron of the clan

Governor Ingenous Rock – governor of Fillydelphia, leader of the Pie Clan, patron of the Fillydelphian Gem Mines, overseer of the Earthborn mining operations

Chief Archeologist Marble Pie – overseer of the Earthborn archeologic operations

Gem Scientist Limestone Pie – founder and head scholar of the Gem Research Institute of Fillydelphia

Councilcolt Mosely Orange – Orange Clan representative in the Earth Council, leader of the Orange Clan, chief of Earthborn diplomatic affairs

Madame Orange – governor of Colterado, overseer of Earthborn trade, informal leader of Earthborn Spy Agency

Babs Seed – member of the Orange Clan, spy for the house currently stationed in Manehattan

Madame Cherry Jubilee – leader of the Cherry Clan, patron of the Gardens of Appleloosa, Cherry Clan representative in the Earth Council, governor of Dodge Junction, overseer of Earthborn food production

Chief Logistician Cherry Berry – chief logistician of the house and the Cherry Clan, founder of the Earthborn Balloon Corps

Fort Commander Caramel – commander of the Northern Earth Bastion

Fort Commander Apple Cobbler – commander of the Southern Earth Bastion

Wing Commander Cloud Kicker – commander of Appleloosan Pegasi Division

Wather Commander Wild Flower – overseer of the Earthborn weather management teams

Forgemaster Mjolna – leader of the Fillydelphian branch of the Engineer Guild, inventor of the firespitter

HOUSE STORMWING

Force Commander Supreme Rainbow Dash – head of the house, commander of Stormwing military forces, commander/governor of the Flying City Cloudsdale

Force Commander Spitfire – commander/governor of the Flying City Las Pegasus, founder of the Wind Rider Squadrons, overseer of the Stormwing's Training Program, chief logistician

Force Commander Soarin – commander/governor of the Flying City Windsoar, founder and leader of Stormwing's Charioteer Squadrons, chief tactician

Wing Commander Fleetfoot – commander of the Dragonpoint Outpost, overseer of the Dragonpoint mines, founder of the Weather Masters Guild, leader of the guild's military branch (Stormbringers)

Wing Commander Rapid Fire – commander of Stormwing forces stationed in Trottingham

Scoutmaster Scootaloo – leader of the elite Wing Rider Scouting Squad, personal protege of Rainbow Dash

Wingscout Rumble – second in command of Scootaloo's Scouting Squad

Weather Master Raindrops – head of the research branch of the Weather Masters Guild, inventor of the discharger

Weather Master Rainbowshine – leader of Stormwing's weather teams

Master Guardian Thunderlane – head of the Honorguard, a military force tasked with punishing those who don't uphold the values of honor and loyalty, creator of the Order 313

Commander Snowflake – leader of the Heavy Lancers

Wingscout Featherweight – member of Scootaloo's Scouting Squad

Commander Gilda of the Griffin Kingdoms – leader of the Greyfeathers Expeditionary Force, governor of the Greyfeathers Encampment

Mrs. Harshwhinny – governor of Trottingham under Stormwing's protectorate

Commander Noteworthy – commander of the Ground Guard Watchtower

Overseer Golden Harvest – creator of the concept of „mobile farms”, overseer of the house's food production and distribution

HOUSE WHITEGOLD

Mistress Rarity – leader of the house, head of the Society of Canterlot Nobles and Equestrian Trade Union, patron of the Gem Wizards of the Arcane District, chief of diplomatic affairs

Lady Sweetie Belle – patron of the Artisan District, famous singer and performer, a Sapphire Siren-in-training

General Fancy Pants – commander of the Whitegold military and police forces, overseer of the mercenary business of the house, patron of the Wall, self-appointed patron of the Undercity

Mistress Diamond Tiara – patron of the Merchant District, overseer of Whitegold's trade

Lady Fleur De Lis – patron of the District of Delights, owner of the „Pink Lady Lodge” which doubles as a spy hub, overseer of the Whitegold spy network

Mistress Sapphire Shores – famous diva and fashionista, secretly the master of voice magic, founder and leader of the Sapphire Sirens Troupe, owner of the „Crystal Shell Concert Hall”

Commander Flash Sentry – leader of the Praetorponies and the elite Ivory Guard

Sir Gustave Le Grand – wealthy merchant, owner of the „Goldenbeak Restaurant”, has strong connections to griffon mercenary companies from the north

Aloe and Lotus – twin sisters of unparalleled beauty, managers of the „Pink Lady Lodge”, interrogators and smoothtalkers

Soundmaster Vinyl Scratch – member of the Arcane District's Mage's Guild, inventor of the Voice Magic Amplifier and the Sound Cannon

Lady Octavia – member of the Artisan District, master cellist and performer, secretly the leader of the Nighthooves

Commander Sassaflash – commander of the Whitegold Militia in the Undercity

Madame Photo Finish – photographer and journalist, head of the Whitegold Bureau of Propaganda

Madame Lyrica Lilac – wealthy noble and owner of the Whitegold Gem Mines

Sir Hoity Toity – wealthy merchant and a fashionista, owner of several mercenary companies

Warchief Rover the Rabid– leader of the diamond dog mercenaries working for Whitegold

CULT OF LAUGHTER

The Laughing Mare – mysterious god-like entity, residing in the Astral Plane and worshipped by the Cult

Corpse of Pinkie Pie – used by the Laughing Mare as an anchor to the mortal realm, honorary 7th Prophet of the Laughing Mare

High Prophet Cranky Doodle – the 1st Prophet, spiritual leader of the Cult, „Speaker to the Mare”, „Master Necromancer” and the „Grand Priest of the Laughing Mare”

Prophet Derpy – the 2nd Prophet, messenger of the Cult, „the Bearer of Good News”, „the Mad Prophet”, and the „Harbinger of Laughter”

Prophet Lyra Heartstrings – the 3rd Prophet, mistress of psychological warfare, „the Joyous Bard”, „the Singer of the End Times”, designer of the Macabre Music Machine

Prophet Surprise – the 4th Prophet, former Wonderbolt, „the Winged Euphoria”, „the Sky's Laugh”, founder and leader of the Cult's Euphories

Prophet Screwball – the 5th Prophet, „the Astral Speaker”, „the Possesed”, „the Demonologist”

Prophet Pokey Pierce – the 6th Prophet, „the Keeper of Keys”, „the Dancing Lunatic”, rumored founder of the order of Jesters of Baltimare

Mayor Mare – overseer of the Cult's smuggling operations and logistics

Ms. Peachbottom – the Cult's infamous „Mistress of Ceremony”, instigator of several cult uprisings, „the Smilling Seductress”

Berry Punch – owner of the „Berry's Cellar”, leader of the Fillydelphia cell of the Cult

Donut Joe – owner of the „Donut Lodge” in Stalliongrad, leader of the Stalliongrad cell

Allie Way – owner of the „Fun'n'Games Club” in Manehattan's District of Delights, leader of the Manehattan cell

Pound and Pumpkin Cake – orphaned twins blessed with extraordinary powers, which may prove instrumental to the Cult's plan

Carrot and Cup Cake – married couple, long dead parents of the Cake twins, now reanimated and used as bodyguards for the twins (without their knowledge)

Gummy – Pinkie's grown up and mutated alligator, guardian of Pinkie Pie's Sarcophagus

EVERFREE TRIBES

Lady Fluttershy – supreme leader of the tribes, „Speaker to the Forest”, „the Beastmaster”, „the Mother of Us All”, leader of the Gathering of Druids

The Everfree Liege – a mysterious entity seemingly controlling the forest itself, communicates directly only with Fluttershy

Zecora of the Exiled Tribe – spiritual and political leader of the Exiled Tribe of zebras, head druid of the Everfree Tribes, world-renowned alchemist

Warlord Iron Will – leader of the Iron Bulls, supreme leader of the united Everfree warbands, chief beast tamer and a personal bodyguard to Lady Fluttershy

Granddruidess Roseluck – member of the Gathering of Druids, caretaker of the Tree Top Towers community, „Guardian of the Froggy Bottom Bog”, „Mother of Shamblers”

Granddruidess Lily Valley – member of the Gathering of Druids, caretaker of the Royal Castle Ruins community, „the Floral Architect”, creator of the first Death Blossom

Granddruidess Daisy – member of the Gathering of Druids, caretaker of the Everfree Grotto community, „Calmer of the Forest”, „Messenger of the Lady”

Tribe Leader Cloudchaser – leader of the Nature's Fury tribe, highly-functioning wraith, leader of the tribe's warbands, „the Shrieking Terror”

Tribe Shaman Flitter – shaman of the Nature's Fury tribe, highly-functioning wraith, spiritual leader of the tribe, „the Lady of Orgies”, „She Who Mates with Beasts”

Tribe Leader Flax Seed – leader of the Wild Roses tribe, highly skilled druid, alchemist and potionmaker, highly-functioning thorner

Tribe Wisemare Wheat Grass – wisemare of the Wild Roses Tribe, highly skilled druid and healer, philosopher of nature and a pacifist

Tribe Leader Mr. Greenhooves – leader of Her Watchful Eyes tribe, a wisepony and a druid

Tribe Scout Star Hunter – head scout of Her Watchful Eyes tribe, leader of the tribe's warbands and scouting parties

Tribe Leader Mulia Mild – leader of Children of the Forest tribe, skilled diplomat and trader

Tribe Leader Mane Goodall – leader of the Bear Tooth tribe, former veterinarian, renowned beast tamer and caretaker, „the Mistress of Manticores”

Tribe Warchief Blossomforth – leader of the Bear Tooth tribe's warbands, highly-functioning wraith, „the Caller of Beasts”

Tribe Leader Lucky Clover – leader of the Old Oaks tribe, „Brother to Ents”, „the Treeskin”, head druid of the tribe, highly-functioning thorner

CHARACTERS UNAFFILIATED WITH ANY OF THE MAIN FACTIONS

Members of Redheart's Refuge

Nurse Redheart – founder and leader of the refuge, maintains the supplies and logistics for the refuge

Doctor Stable – worker at Redheart's Refuge,

Nurse Snowheart – worker at Redheart's Refuge,

Nurse Sweetheart – worker at Redheart's Refuge

Cheerilee – affiliated with the refuge, runs an education and history centre for the refugees and a small orphanage

Junebug – helps with maintaining supplies for the refuge

Members of the Flim Flam Folly

Flim Flam Brothers – founders and leaders of the Folly, inventors and traders who sell their designs and inventions to the highest bidder

Engineer Quick Fix – protege of the brothers, skilled craftsmare and engineer

Captain Wild Fire – leads a small band of mercenaries paid to protect the Folly

Others

Sunset Shimmer – a notorious mercenary, usually working for either M&S or Whitegold in exchange for gold, artifacts or old documents, pursues her own agenda

Pipsqueak the Pirate – leader of a small rag-tag group of rebels, usually engaging bandits and stealing supplies from the main factions

Silverspeed – skilled marksmare, works with Pipsqueak

Sea Swirl – skilled sailor and tracker, works with Pipsqueak

Screw Loose – low functioning wraith, somehow escaped the Everfree forest and joined Pipsqueak's group

Dr. Whooves – traveller, scholar and investigator, his goals are unknown but seem to have something to do with the disappearance of the Princesses

Hoops and Dumb Bell – bandit leaders, operating somewhere in the Whitetail Woods

Magister Lemony Gem – leads a group of rogue unicorn mages who fled M&S territory, their goal is to find the location of the legendary Starswirl's Laboratory

Meadow Song – bard travelling from town to town, singing uplifting tunes about times before the war

NOTABLE CHARACTERS WHICH ARE DEAD OR THEIR STATUS IS UNKNOWN

Twilight's Parents – killed by pegasi rebels during the infamous „Bloody Debate” in Canterlot

Carrot and Cup Cake – died in flooding of Ponyville

Dinky Doo – died in flooding of Ponyville

Matilda Donkey – died in flooding of Ponyville

Rarity's Parents – status unknown, last seen leaving Ponyville before Stormwing's flood, never reached Manehattan

Prince Blueblood – after marrying Rarity, died in an unfortunate accident which left her a widow and a de-facto leader of both the Society of Canterlot Nobles and Equestrian Trade Union

Chief Thunderhooves – died of old age

Sir Filthy Rich – killed in one of the Cult's uprisings in Manehattan, orphaned Diamond Tiara

Silver Spoon – kidnapped during the same uprising, current whereabouts unknown

Twist – died in the flooding of Ponyville

Councilcolt Apple Strudel – died of old age/disease (real cause unknown)

Half Baked Apple – killed in an Everfree raid on Iron Spire Village

Shoeshine – died during the battle of New Ponyville

MandoPony – burned at the stake by the Celestial Inquisition during the Hoofington Crisis

Mistress Sweetcream Scoops – assasinated during her „performance” at the „Pink Lady Lodge” after being exposed as Earthborn spy

Logistician Cherry Spices – member of the Earthborn Cherry Clan, assasinated by a Nighthoof

Lady Tealove – died in Capeville, during one of Earthborn „terror bombardment” routines

Diamond Rose – victim of Stormwing's Order 313

Tempeh and Tofu – both died defending the Wild Roses camp against Earthborn invasion force
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