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Would hate to waste a good head!
"I don't care what you think that would serve for" the Brethren Knight Cleves said in a stern tone to a bunch of disappointed orc mercenaries. "You are NOT going to take any head -or anything else- that will rot and give away our position miles away only from it's stench and the flies. I don't care if it's for a bounty, trophy, part of your culture. I don't want to see ANY head, ears, hands, fingers or anything else. Are we clear?!"
"But how are we going to get paid?!" protested an Ozcura, waving the freshly cut head of a fallen enemy. 
Cleves sighed. "Just show the treasurer -Brother Dithmar- and he will keep a tally for once we are back in Castle Kreuzfeldt" the warrior-monk said. "And don't take too much loot, either" this generated a wave of protests, as it was part of their benefit. "No complains!" Cleves said. "We are deep in enemy territory, and we still have a long way to go. So we can't get overburdened. Take preference for food, because anything else we will have to carry all the way to the Demonlands and back"
There was general disappointment among the Orcpeliers -the orc mercenaries under service of the Order of the Holy Sword of Nortender-, but they understood the logic behind it.
"I don't know. I would hate to waste a good head!" said Magdalena, as she tossed the head of a vanquished enemy on a burlap sack her sister Hortence was holding. 
"Hello, fellow Orcpeliers!" said another grey orc near them.
They turned around, not recognising her from the garrison of Kreuzfeldt... or any of the other Orcpelier forces that where gathered as auxiliary infantry for this deep raid into the enemy lands, to support the heavy cavalry of the Order and the mounted infantry. But she had the right sort of gear, and a hastily pinned yellow cross of Nortender on her clothes. 
The third ozcura looked quite nervous... as if she had fought in the losing Dark Legion force and quickly slapped the symbol of the Order, rather than try to run or surrender -well knowing that in such a deep raid into the Demonlands, the order couldn't really spare time and manpower with prisoners.
The two sisters looked at each other, knowing well what happened. They knew the order didn't recruited on the battlefield deserters... but they where so far away from the lands of the Order, and in this battle they had already lost several of their comrades... who would tell the knights? Unlike them, they could appreciate an intelligent ozcura with an instinct for survival. 
"Hello... fellow Orcpelier" the twin sisters finally said to the relief of the new recruit. 

A slave to fate

What is Oblivion?
- "Do you know why we are rooted to the ground? Why do things go down?" "Is it gravity? Is it sorcery?"
- "Yes" said the scientist
- "Aye" said the sorcerer
- "Tis neither, we are rooted to the ground because our bodies naturally head towards Oblivion. Fate does not control gravity, he controls where all things would inevitably end up, no one can resist the pull of Oblivion." the cleric answered
- "Preposterous" the scientist proclaimed
- "I heard if you died by falling, you'll end up to Oblivion... Like your body dies but your soul keeps falling down forever." the sorcerer asked
- "Tis a theory that should remain such, so don't go out and try to fly too close to the sun lest you'll fall forever."
Комментарий автора
FrostNova: Tell me about her, Doctor.
Doctor: She told me she's had a difficult life. Her power of emotional absorption destroys people. And any person she touched would grow Originium faster.
Doctor: What saved her mind was her desire to help the infected. She wandered about, gaining followers. Eventually, she accepted without question her place: A demon king.
FrostNova: A violin... What that hers?
Doctor: Yes. She couldn't play anymore. All the minds she touched ruined her sense of rhythm. So she told me to keep it, asking me to forgive her for her decision.
Doctor: Then I invited her to Rhodes Island. She laughed. She told me of a dream while she was unconscious. We were walking on a beach, hand in hand. She fussed over her beach wear, hoping I would like it. She said it never made sense for someone she just met... but this life never made sense either. Why hold back?

2006

Кровавая ната 30 лет готовилась зохватить и расчленить Россию, но мы их опередили на 6 часов

Неважно сколько украинцев умрет. Лишь бы у соседа корова сдохла.

Посол Украины в Великобритании Вадим Пристайко
....«Мы на войне уже почти год, — сказал Пристайко. «Мы теряем людей направо и налево. Мы не афишируем, сколько из пропавших — военные или гражданские, но вы можете себе представить, что цифры огромны, неудобоваримы. А города, некоторые из них полностью разрушены»....
Но это хуйня, втрат немае как обычно. Вот самый сок:
"The West now has a unique chance," Prystaiko said. "There are not many nations in the world who would allow themselves to sacrifice so many lives, territories and decades of development for the purpose of defeating the archenemy."
...«У Запада теперь есть уникальный шанс», — сказал Пристайко. «В мире не так много наций, которые позволили бы себе пожертвовать столькими жизнями, территориями и десятилетиями развития ради победы над заклятым врагом»...
Вот так. Киев официально предлагает белому бване своих граждан в роли мяса умирающего за интересы запада.
ковер на наше "вас никто рожать не просил, государство вам ничего не должно"
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