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31 августа состоится первое заседание суда по делу Элизабет Холмс

Холмс - печально известная основатель и генеральный директор стартапа Theranos. Революция, которую она намеревалась совершить в анализах крови, сравнима по масштабам только с грандиозным фейлом, постигшим в итоге стартап.

Когда-то самая известная молодая селф-мейд миллиардерша в мире, 37-летняя Элизабет Холмс теперь обвиняется в десяти случаях мошенничества и двух случаях сговора с целью мошенничества. Ей грозит до 20 лет тюрьмы.

История Холмс привлекла очень много внимания и уже легла в основу книги-расследования, документального фильма, а также находящихся в разработке сериала и фильма.

В 19 лет Холмс ушла из Стэнфорда и основала Теранос с целью создать портативное устройство, которое могло бы по одной крохотной капле крови сделать анализ на сотни заболеваний. Вдохновляясь продуктами Эппл, Холмс переманила оттуда дизайнеров для создания внешнего вида машины под названием Эдисон.

Элизабет без устали раздавала интервью и охмуряла инвесторов. Многие известные личности очень хорошо вложились в стартап. 

Еще до готовности Эдисона к релизу Холмс заявляла, что он будет способен распознавать сотни  смертельных заболеваний на самых ранних стадиях, так что "ни с кем не придется прощаться слишком рано"

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Когда аппараты начали поставляться в крупнейшую сеть аптек Wallgreen stores, чтобы посетители могли ими пользоваться, и появились планы использования Эдисона военными прямо во время боевых действий на поле боя, стоимость компании достигла 9 миллиардов, а Холмс украсила обложки Fortune, Bloomberg, Forbes и других, а журнал Тайм включил ее в сотню самых влиятельных людей.

В то же время у самих аппаратов Эдисон были большие проблемы - они давали неверные результаты анализов. Многие пациенты получили результаты, которые указывали на наличие у них серьезных проблем: рак, ВИЧ, выкидыши...

Чтобы хоть как-то скрыть такие косяки, Теранос заказывали анализ образцов у сторонних лабораторий. Холмс тиранила своих подчиненных, угрожала всем, кто решится открыть рот, штаб-кватиру компании постоянно патрулировали ее адвокаты. Но ничего не помогло, все всплыло наружу, было запущено расследование, и Элизабет Холмс повторила свой головокружительный взлет, только в обратную сторону.

Пока трудно сказать, что именно и на каком этапе пошло не так. Лично я верю, что по крайней мере вначале Холмс сама верила в то, что делала. И, видимо, это будет одной из линий ее защиты - только будут настаивать, что верила до самого конца.

Вообще, очаровательно шизанутая мадам. Один видок этих почти не мигающими глаз чего стоит. 

Она фанатично следовала дресс-коду своего кумира Джобса. Она, по всей видимости, всегда сознательно занижала свой голос, т. к. считала, что так производит лучшее впечатление на слушателей. Можете сами послушать любое ее интервью. Звучит и правда оче странно.

Возможно, Холмс довела до самоубийства одного из своих главных ученых, который принял горсть обезболивающих незадолго до встречи с ней.

Еще одной линией защиты, по слухам, может стать психическое заболевание в результате какой-то там травмы.

Суд должен продлиться три месяца. Проходить все будет в Сан-Хосе, в Калифорнии.

Сегодня три года, как трагически погиб Билли Херрингтон. Спи спокойно, Аники

Why are we still here? Just to ♂SUCTION♂? Every night, I can feel my ♂ASS♂...  And my ♂COCK♂... Even my ♂FINGER♂... The body I've lost... the ♂SLAVES♂ I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you, ♂BOY♂? I'm gonna make them give back our ♂DUNGEON♂!

Попробуй мои шары.

Art by KikiRDCZ

Something about these:
1) CheesePie! <3 I really wanted to finish this one but well.. No time.. Like for almost all of these.
2) Older Twilight. Obviously? 
3) Anthro chibi Mane6. It's kinda old (the 2nd oldest from these) but I still like this chibi design and idk how to do it anymore, I wil have to practice xD
4) Dash. I was inspired by song named "So what" (obviously) by P!nk... Cuz idk, I just like P!nk xD
5) Pinkamena. It was jsut practicing with tablet.
6) Amary (my main Oc) in my fav clothes to wear (shoes only before I will get high knee sneakers this Christmas xD).. Cuz why not?xD
7) Anthro Twily.. I didn't even finish coloring xD But it was just practice.
8) ......... Meh... I was bored, okay? (this didn't actually happen tho.. Thanx godness) .... Also Amary's dress are my dress and Blazing's shirt is obviously Eichy's.
9) I just practiced with poses. This is actually no one *shrugs*
10) Pic with Mane 6, Spike and 4 vilains: Nightmare Moon, King Sombra, Discord (I sucked at drawing him in past xD) and Chrysalis. It was ispired by song "The End Is Where We Begin" by Thousand Foot Krutch (here: 

Their Stories

"Hey young man. This is not the closest way to the Bulgewater County. You better choose the west road of the Wisteria Crossroad."
"Oh look at this thick skin. Everybody's waiting for their turn and now you want to get buried in such nice place far far away?
Hey, you better go to my grave plot. It's much closer and so beautifu..."
"I heard your goddamned hometown story for hundreds of times that my ossicles almost worn out, ma'am.
Why don't we just shut up for this painful journey? You can have some talks with the devils after burial."
"Your sister's pelvis was so huge that even three baby skulls could go through the hole."
"That bastard is talking shit again. I heard he was mental and still barking like a dog even after brain fluid dried out."
"My jaw! Where is my jaw! I can't eat without my jaw!"
"His jaw was gone sucking dragon dick."
"This rude boy is ignoring me again! I told you Bulgewater County is not this way..."

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They Talk Too Much

"I told you not to go this way."
"Hey lad. Your fighting stance is awkward as hell."
"Your mama's tit was so huge that her ribs were bent."
"He's so nice as always. Drop me off here."
"We're dead! We're all dead. All because of that stupid gravekeeper!"
"Where is my jaw?"
"When I was young, I found no monsters as ugly as this one."

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They Still Talk

"Amazing, lad! Transforming our remains into spirit form, what a magic!"
"If I didn't know you, i would have thought that you were trying to kill us all! I know this sort of sorcery, and they use this spell to destroy the undeads."
"Your mama's spine is so bent that you can use it in math class as protractor."
"Good to be together as always. It's hard to find nice lad like this fellow these days."
"Where is my jaw? I can't find my jaw!"
"Huh! You call this a magic! Back in my days..."
"Hey young man, do you even hear me?"

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Take Them Please

"Mortal. I ask you to yield one of those heads."
"I can't."
"You cherish life of the deads more than yours? How touching."
"No really. I can't."

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Put Your Hand on My Shoulder

"Hey young lad. You're just passing by that poor giant's body and you call yourself a gravekeeper?"
"Knock it off you bloody dotard."
"Haha! We heard you talking back to our word! Today's a special day!"

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The Protectors

I hear dead people.
And they never fxxking shut up.

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Dead Men Tell A Lot of Tales

"That's a mighty fine necromancy, summoning the dead severed arm!"
"And he didn't raise us from dead with such skill."
"Where is my jaw."
"If we knew he could do that we would've never apologized him."
"I mean, it's pretty absurd to blame us for dragging monster's attention by our chatter. It's monster that cut off his arm, not us."

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Manga Style Necromancy

"Fight with me."
"Wait, we never agreed that."
"I will never forget you."
"I said we never agreed that."
"SOUL CRUSHER."
"You motherf-."

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"Your Move, Old Man."

"Look at that ruddy bastard grabbing old man's head."
"Where is my jaw."
"Back in my days, even rudest of all showed respect to the elders.
Kids these days ignore the aged men and their wisdom.
Back in my days, no one would've allowed this to happen.
The kings had to get off their horse to salute me on the road."
"When yer mom rolled on the pen with the pigs."
"Where is my fxxking jaw, you bloody ruffians."

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Necro-man

Even though the sword is broken dead, I can call its soul back.
Arm is the most basic type of shield.
My revived arm will be a shield.
This is my necromancy.

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Starved Pistol of Diliworth

Starved Pistol of Diliworth.
One of the haunted relics made by infamous weapon inventor Godin Elwiv of Eldrian two centuries ago.
The soul of people who were killed by him is stored inside.
Danger Rank High. Never touch.
P.S. My dear pupil who never ever read nor listen to my words.
I leave this postscript for I thought you would've ignore that warning.
At least don't fire this pistol twice.
The chance of it taking user's soul increases geometrically on the second fire.

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Hellblade

"Old man. Sword."
"Arfwgerraworf"

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You Must Fly

"Damn, I'm terribly sorry lady.
This is what my necromancy do.
Look at my arm. Revived in strange form of my true nature.
I guess your soul looks like a fish, swimming freely in the air.
At least you can fly instead of having normal leg oh what the hell am I talking about. I'm really...
Oh... Uh... I guess you like it.
Thank you."

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One is Gone

My masters, all six of them, told me not to talk to the deads.
The deads never come back to life. That's undeniable truth. The truth that people left behind want to deny so much.
The soul of the dead leaves this world over the curtain of our realm forever.
What we call ghost is just an embodiment of remaining thought, emotion, or memory of the deads.
That's why they cannot talk normally, always want though need nothing, and stick to something obstinately.
It is difficult to remove them peacefully unless you follow certain rules and process originated from the deceased.
The deads are not the ones you knew.
Now I can understand why they taught me that over and over again.
It is obvious how I'll react to the false hallucination of my masters when they pass away.

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