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It only took a second and it all fell down
You turn your back for a moment and you´re back on the ground
You´re lost and everyone around you got old
Nothing quite like the sense of losing control

You can spend a lifetime believing and pretending
But you´re really just another step closer to the end
You spent a lifetime amending, atoning, condescending
You got the biggest soul but is it really neverending?
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Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago

Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players

Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"

Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?"

OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif

Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot. "

Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them.

NaniTheFuck.mp3

Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"

Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you dumb dumb mister: Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler. " Me: "Wow…well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.

Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room. " (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker. 
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon. "

Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"

I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about…(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)…the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"

Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)

I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night.

Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him.

I am the dumb dumb mister.
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He searched and slayed the people who will harm him some day.
He called himself the true avenger.
Since he's killing more and more over the world as years go by,
the blood on his axe and tear on his eyes never dry.
The world is made of magic
I can see them
I can hear them
For the song is so beautiful
The world is a beautiful place
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The shield started to spin with the wind noise.
Black Dragon of Nightmare! You must be the monster who imprisoned the princess.
Now, let my shield blade cut your evil flame!
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I will be back and reward you, riding on a four-horses with nine eyes carriage.
The giant believed his promise and waited until he turned into stone.
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Even I, who always used magic as a bait, didn't know that.
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You wouldn't imagine how much I laughed when I realized that.
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The new human with supreme spirit and power was born.
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The styles always get old, you know.
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He stored the natural phenomenon inside the framework of words, and fired them in battle.
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