- who tried to erase me was my magic grandfather "Glossaryck the crazy" - I ... I think I fell asleep and I guess I accidentally went through the spell of my "MAMAJANNA" - I was attacked by a strange mestizo woman "MEWMANA-MONSTRUO" I did not know her - I am attacked by the "MOTHER OF SUN" in my future, she is Evil - the person who wanted to erase me was ... my biological mother "Brittney Wong"
Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?"
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Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot. "
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them.
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Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you dumb dumb mister: Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler. " Me: "Wow…well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room. " (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker.
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon. "
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about…(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)…the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him.
Brothers of Metal - Theft of the Hammer (Emblas Saga, 2020)
Песня, основанная на одном из скандинавских мифов, в котором великан по имени Трюмр, захотев заполучить себе в жёны богиню Фрейю, решил украсть небезызвестный молот Мьёлльнир у столь же небезызвестного бога Тора. Для того же, чтобы вернуть молот законному владельцу, асами было принято решение нарядить в свадебное платье самого Тора и отправить его под видом Фрейи и в сопровождении Локи, переодетого служанкой, в замок Трюмра и застать великана врасплох.
He woke up in fear and doubt Hammerless and mad "Give it back at once you thief Or I'll go tell my dad!" Giant slayer, Jotun bane Mjölnir is its name It was stolen and defiled Held as hostage in the giant's games
"From this fall off a 50 ft waterfall, I sustained 10 broken ribs, a collapsed lung, a fractured scapula, and some deep wounds. I got airlifted out and later had surgery to plate my ribs. I found out there had been others before me who fell from the same spot and died, and I know that God saved my life that day. I am now playing beach volleyball professionally, pain-free and with a strengthened faith in God's eternal grace. It is also now my goal to glorify God with how I play volleyball."
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