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Один я не понял в чем юмор?
Wild Falcon Wild Falcon18.02.202216:27ссылка
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в этом моменте Леголас говорит Арагорну на эльфийском (чтобы не подрывать мораль), что все эти люди скоро сдохнут. Арагорн клал болт на мораль.
Pyroksyllin Pyroksyllin18.02.202216:29ссылка
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кот Мемы картинка с текстом юмор 

Утро начинается не с кофе

Я каждый день в 6 утра перед работой: *ГРУСТИТ И,кот,Мемы,Мемосы, мемасы, мемосики, мемесы,картинка с текстом,юмор,юмор в картинках
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Киану Ривз Знаменитости картинка с текстом Матрица (фильм) Фильмы 

Если посмотреть матрицу наоборот, можно увидеть, как Киану Ривз слезает с наркотиков и находит стабильную работу в офисе,Киану Ривз,Знаменитости,картинка с текстом,Матрица (фильм),Фильмы
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Только перед этим, он засовывает себе шланг в рот, прикрепляет еще много шлангов и залезает в ванну полную слизи
SshiftT SshiftT 16.10.201721:03 ссылка
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а никто не говорил, что соскочить с наркоты будет просто.
Pinguin Pinguin 16.10.201721:05 ссылка
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twitter Буквы на белом фоне рэп 

гаъи\ gahra @Ра5и1СаЬга Читать V либо рэп о том, что со дна, либо о тачках и хатах, не слышал ещё рэпа типо"да все средне как-то, зарплата 23 тысячи, пришёл с работы,уснул" 1:39-23 авг. 2017 г. 121 РЕТВИТ 690 ОТМЕТОК «НРАВИТСЯ»,twitter,интернет,Буквы на белом фоне,рэп
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текст story Картинка тп batya фейк? фейк смешные картинки 

Некий Роландо Круз решил проверить страничку своей 17-летней дочурки в Facebook и пришел в полный ахуй от стандартного набора любой тпшки, в который входит хуева туча фотографий с использованием фильтра Dog. Batya решил, что еще не поздно перевоспитать девушку, в связи с чем на три дня запер её словно дворнягу в собачьей клетке. До внучки не могла долгое время дозвониться её бабуля, поэтому старушка пошла проведать тянку и обнаружила её всю в слезах на четвереньках в импровизированной конуре. Теперь отцу грозит нихуевый тюремный срок за незаконное лишение свободы.
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котэ Буквы на белом фоне 

Нарисовал кота. Поставили двойку.,котэ,прикольные картинки с кошками,Буквы на белом фоне
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Zootopia фэндомы Nick Wilde Zootopia characters Judy Hopps Zootopia comics много текста Zootopia Fright Night thephantombeyond 

Need to think, how do I get out of this situation?,Zootopia,Зверополис, Зоотопия,фэндомы,Nick Wilde,nick wilde, Ник Уайлд,Zootopia characters,Judy Hopps,Джуди Хопс,Zootopia comics,много текста,Zootopia Fright Night,thephantombeyond

4 0М6!! THATS SO CUTE AND ADORBALE!!!,Zootopia,Зверополис, Зоотопия,фэндомы,Nick Wilde,nick wilde, Ник Уайлд,Zootopia characters,Judy Hopps,Джуди Хопс,Zootopia comics,много текста,Zootopia Fright Night,thephantombeyond

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But I have a better trick up my sleeve. Your eyes have already adjusted to the dark right? I played around too,Zootopia,Зверополис, Зоотопия,фэндомы,Nick Wilde,nick wilde, Ник Уайлд,Zootopia characters,Judy Hopps,Джуди Хопс,Zootopia comics,много текста,Zootopia Fright Night,thephantombeyond

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————–Zootopia Special: Fright Night————–

Nick wakes up after getting tranquilized. He’s surprised that he woke up inside the police car. He was cuffed at the back. Outside was dark probably night time and what appears to be the Rainforest District, and the car was parked in front of a large decrepit mansion overgrown by vines. Nick felt his head ache and heard a familiar voice.

Judy“Are you ok now Nick?”

Nick sees the scarlet eyes of the vampire rabbit on the driver’s seat.

Nick“Ok carrots what did you do?”

Judy“What I just placed you back there.”

Nick“Cuffed? So you bit me!? Am I gonna turn into a vampire!?”

Judy“Nick calm down.”

Nick“I can’t calm down!! I do not wanna live as a vampire!!”

Judy“NICK!! CALM DOWN OR I’LL TAZER YOU!!!”

Nick sat down checking his neck for any bite marks. 

Bogo: “Is he finally awake?”

Nick looks over the windshield and see a buffalo on fire. It was Bogo but on fire!

Judy“Yeah he’s up but I think the hallucinogenic is still in affect.”

Nick“Hallucinogenic?”

Judy“You don’t remember getting gassed?”

Judy explains that someone was creating hallucinogenics or fear toxins and intoxicated other animals. They were tasked today to arrest the criminal inside the building where he was holding up. The guy calls himself Scarecrow, even though it was just an animal in a costume. They did manage to get him but not after getting gassed. Alex and Nick were the only ones affected since their gas mask became faulty. 

Nick“Ok I remember now.”

Judy“So you see me as a vampire?”

Nick“Yeah and chief as a flaming buffalo. So um, can you un-cuff me? it’s starting to get uncomfortable back here.”

Bogo“Well as long as you can tell that it’s just the hallucinogenic making everything appear different then you’ll be fine to walk out. Try anything and I’ll put you back here.”

Nick“Yeah, its just that everyone outside seems to appear…different.”

He looks outside the window and sees that everyone are monsters. That is some powerful hallucinogenic. Well as long as Nick doesn’t freak out or run away then its fine. He just need to keep his cool. Then a whistling wolf with a very large set of teeth came to greet them.

Alex“Hey Nick you finally better?”

Nick: “Uh by the way I see you right now? No, no I’m not.”

Alex“Well at least you’re not freaking out like Geno over there.”

Alex pointed out at the ambulance parked out where Geno is lying strapped on the cart, yelling out : “ALL OF YOU ARE ALIENS!! THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!! SOMEONE HELP!!”. They placed a nuzzle on his mouth to prevent him from bitting and screaming. Nick seriously doesn’t want that to happen to him.

Alex“Man, I hope my partner is going to be ok.”

Judy“Don’t worry, maybe he’ll snap out of it tomorrow.”

Alex“I hope so.”

Nick: “I’m just glad I’m not in the same position as him right now.”

Judy“That’s rude! Say sorry!”

Nick“Ah! Sorry Alex!”

Alex: “Nah its ok I don’t want to be in the same position as him either. Hey how about this? Let’s record him yelling stuff and when he snaps out of it, we’ll show him the video.”

Nick“You are not that least bit concerned about your partner huh?”

Alex“As long as he’s kicking and screaming then he’s fine.”

They both laughed at their antics. Judy frowned on how Alex treats his partner. 

Nick“So where is our Scarecrow?”

Bogo“He just got arrested, before you and Alex started to go nuts.”

Judy“You ran like crazy inside spouting strange things, while I was trying to dart you.”

Alex“Same here, I was looking for Geno that entire time.”

Judy“We had an ambulance called in after we got the both of you.”

Nick“So why was I in the back of the car?”

Judy“I was planning to take you to the hospital but I wondered if putting you to sleep was enough to get you back to normal.”

Nick“Well I’m not one hundred percent alright, I’m still seeing things but I guess I can manage.”

Bogo“Judy take your partner to the hospital, Alex stick with Geno. As for the time being I’m going back to the station.”

Nick“Oh yeah, why did you trip me?”

Judy“What do you mean?”

Nick“You tripped me back there when I was running, what gives?”

Judy“Oh that, you ran into a small coat rack and you rolled on the floor face planting on the wall then I rushed in and asked if your nose broke.”

Nick doesn’t know whether or not he should believe her, but given the situation there’s no way to prove it.

Nick“And that thing when you made an adorable face?”

Judy“I thought I could get you to come with me if did that.”

Nick“After asking me to drink my blood?”

Judy“Well you called me a vampire bunny, I thought I should play along and make myself look cute as a vampire.”

Nick“One thing, vampires don’t do that.”

Judy“Yeah they do.”

Nick“You clearly need to watch some horror movies with me.”

Judy“Uh no.”

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Everyone left the scene. Judy followed the ambulance in front, she notices Nick looking really terrible. 

Judy“Are you ok Nick?”

Nick“Well……….no.”

Judy“Do you need something?”

Nick: “……..no.”

Judy“Do I scare you?”

Nick“What? No”

Judy“Oh is it you’re afraid of vampires Nick?”

Nick“Ha no. I’m just having a massive headache right now. And besides, you look rather cute with those red eyes.”

Judy: “Red eyes? Nick my eyes are purple.”

Nick“I know, but with the hallucinogenic everything looks different.”

Judy“So what can you see?”

Nick“That everyone is a monster.”

Judy“No I meant me.”

Nick“Oh well for one you have red eyes, long eyelashes, and some fangs peaking out of you lips. You look quite the seductress.”

Judy blushed on his remark and decided to play it off, “Well at least for today I’ve become a predator, and I will drink your blood muhahahahahaha.”

Nick“Hahaha, don’t push your luck cottontailand keep an eye on the road.”

Judy“So to you I’m now a predator, it feels very strange but I kinda like the idea now. Fear me for I’am the vampire bunny muhahahaha!” Judy playfully waving her hand on Nick’s shoulder as he tries to wave it off.

Nick: “Hehe, you may have turned into a predator my sweet cottontail but remember that you are still my prey.”

Nick looked at Judy with a scary smile. Judy got creeped out.

Nick: “Ha! You should look at your face!”

Judy: “Don’t scare me like that!” She hits him on the shoulder.

Nick: “Keep an eye on the road then!”

Judy continues to drive, but she didn’t want the conversation to end.

Judy“Were close to the hospital.”

Nick“Great, I don’t want to keep seeing this spectacle all the time. Well except you, I kinda like seeing you as vampire.”

Judy“If I ever do become one, then I’ll get you first.”

Nick“Fine by me. I let you drink my blood if you ever need to, just don’t turn me into one.”

Judy“I don’t think that’s how it works.”

Nick“Then you should watch some horror movies with me then.”

Judy“Again, no.”

Nick“Haha, if you ever got gassed a few hours ago, I don’t think you’ll last seeing what I’m seeing.”

Judy: “So outside the window, you can see everyone as monsters?”

Nick: “Yeah……and I can also see myself on the reflection.”

Judy“What do you see? And by that I mean your reflection?”

Nick“I don’t think you want to know.”

Judy pulls up at the parking lot and got inside the hospital with Alex and Geno who is still strapped in struggling to get free. The nurses told the other two to go to another section of the hall. While Nick and Judy went into the opposite side. Heading into one of the empty rooms.

The doctor arrived and checked on Nick. She appeared something horrible to Nick’s eyes since he’s making a disgusted face. What could he be seeing the doctor as? She said the hallucinogenic will wear off in a couple of hours so there is no need to worry. 

Judy“Well I’m glad there’s no bad side effect.”

Nick“Me too.”

Judy“I’ll be out and get us something to eat ok?”

Nick“Sure, I’ll just wait here.”

Judy approached him and gave him a hug, “I’m glad you’re ok.”

Nick: “Thanks Judy.”

Judy leaves the room while Nick is in bed staring at the window seeing all kinds of strange things. Then his eyes adjusted looking at his reflection by the window. 

Nick: “How ironic, I became the thing I was scared off when I was a kid. ”

What he sees is something that he was used to be afraid off. The one thing that scared him when he was a kid now appears as his reflection staring back at him. 


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Мне скинули в вибер видос
уже как 40 мин пытаюсь найти исполнителя, ни шазам, ни гугл по тексту(одел наушники и с закрытыми глазами слушал печатая текст), ни попытка найти исполнителя через видео относящееся к производителю не принесли успеха, вся надежда на нот май персонал арми, прям заело меня, очень надо, помогите избавиться от навязчивой идеи
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tom fischbach artist Saria Legacy Roselyn Twokinds #Twokinds furry wolf furry f Trace Legacy Lady Nora ...furry furry комиксы фэндомы furry canine furry art Red (TK) 

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Parororo artist The Crawling City 

Запуск нового комикса и статус "The Crawling City"

Parororo,Maximiliano Cabrera,artist,The Crawling City


Ночью на Патреоне автора появилась запись про начало нового комикса про Kaz (рыжая официантка из TCC).

Комикс будет еженедельно выходить в формате 4koma, главная героиня - хипстер, и известна в интернете фотографиями паранормальных явлений (и, очевидно, сэлфи). Ария будет появляться в этом комиксе примерно так же, как Каз появлялась в TCC.

Параллельно автор обещает продолжить работу над Amissio, формат которого уже несколько раз менялся в тестовых выпусках.

Что же касается Crawling City, работа над комиксом заморожена по личным причинам и бо ́льшим амбициям по персонажу Арии. "Мне не нравится говорить, что проект мертв, но на данный момент это то, что я вынужден сказать : ("

Полный текст сообщения под катом.

Hey guys! (First of all, sorry if I haven't responded some messages yet, getting there!)

I wanted to let you guys know I'll be starting a new webcomic : D
If you've followed me here for a while you may have seen my character Kaz a couple of times (she's in the Patreon header too).

It will be about her, Kaz, an internet-famous hipster girl who likes taking photos of paranormal stuff.

I'm planning to release it weekly, in this format, 4koma, pretty much same formula that the Crawling City had. And of course, Patrons will get to see it ahead of everyone else.
Don't worry, Aria will be featured in some episodes here and there as well ♥
I will make another post regarding the possible title ideas I have for it, since I still can't decide haha!

Also, I'm still continuing my other, bigger, project Amissio. I've been focusing on writing more of the pages/script and getting them more rock-solid, that's why I haven't uploaded lately of that, but, I'm also getting there! It'll be a longer story.

Also x2 ! I know you've probably been wondering about Crawling City, and I haven't really been clear about it lately, since some of you have asked me..
In short, it's in that cursed limbo of hiatus (as you probably guessed).Why? Lots of personal reasons, and bigger ambitions for characters like Aria, since she's one of the main characters in Amissio too.
Me and my partner there, Merry, have been focusing on other projects right now, and it may take a while to go back to it, I don't like to think the project is dead, since I really like Gug myself, haha, but for now, that's what I have to say : ( sorry if I dissapointed you with this.

But I hope you look forward to these new project ideas!
Patreon is the main support for me to be able to do this : D!

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