Laborant

Slave Labor

Fear Factory подкрутить бы немного низы-середину, и возможно, тон на гитаре и вышло бы прелестное рубилово во имя богов Дэт Метала:

The Fruit of One's Loins' Labor

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This may seem like just a silly parody, but it's actually a subtle allegory about labor rights and unionization in the 21st century. You're probably too shallow to understand it though. 

There are strict standards for those whoare recruited into the Eccentric's employ:

1.  You can't be incapable of dumb labor. You're a maid,after all.

2.  You can't have a trait that causes loss of control atrandom times (heavy sleeper, gourmand, pyromaniac).

3.  You can't have a trait that penalizes socialinteraction (ugly, misogynist, misandrist, abrasive).

Permanent injuries? We can fix those. Old age? Well...let's just say that the Eccentric harbors more secrets than just maid armor andadvanced shield tech.