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anon

Типичный реакторчанин:

Once there was a man named Dave who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said I admit that I am a bit of a shit, but think of the money I save.

dreman

A. ShipwrightartistFantasyartнекромантTraditional artдлинопост

Their Stories

A.SHlPWWGrtT,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Hey young man. This is not the closest way to the Bulgewater County. You better choose the west road of the Wisteria Crossroad."
"Oh look at this thick skin. Everybody's waiting for their turn and now you want to get buried in such nice place far far away?
Hey, you better go to my grave plot. It's much closer and so beautifu..."
"I heard your goddamned hometown story for hundreds of times that my ossicles almost worn out, ma'am.
Why don't we just shut up for this painful journey? You can have some talks with the devils after burial."
"Your sister's pelvis was so huge that even three baby skulls could go through the hole."
"That bastard is talking shit again. I heard he was mental and still barking like a dog even after brain fluid dried out."
"My jaw! Where is my jaw! I can't eat without my jaw!"
"His jaw was gone sucking dragon dick."
"This rude boy is ignoring me again! I told you Bulgewater County is not this way..."

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They Talk Too Much

,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"I told you not to go this way."
"Hey lad. Your fighting stance is awkward as hell."
"Your mama's tit was so huge that her ribs were bent."
"He's so nice as always. Drop me off here."
"We're dead! We're all dead. All because of that stupid gravekeeper!"
"Where is my jaw?"
"When I was young, I found no monsters as ugly as this one."

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They Still Talk

A. Sb'pwrigbl,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Amazing, lad! Transforming our remains into spirit form, what a magic!"
"If I didn't know you, i would have thought that you were trying to kill us all! I know this sort of sorcery, and they use this spell to destroy the undeads."
"Your mama's spine is so bent that you can use it in math class as protractor."
"Good to be together as always. It's hard to find nice lad like this fellow these days."
"Where is my jaw? I can't find my jaw!"
"Huh! You call this a magic! Back in my days..."
"Hey young man, do you even hear me?"

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Take Them Please

$ i щ А ’ V ИР*?2/ \'ЯШ JW г к Я И *- о i,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост$

"Mortal. I ask you to yield one of those heads."
"I can't."
"You cherish life of the deads more than yours? How touching."
"No really. I can't."

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Put Your Hand on My Shoulder

‘Ä.Sfyip^rvicrtt,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Hey young lad. You're just passing by that poor giant's body and you call yourself a gravekeeper?"
"Knock it off you bloody dotard."
"Haha! We heard you talking back to our word! Today's a special day!"

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The Protectors

I hear dead people.
And they never fxxking shut up.

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Dead Men Tell A Lot of Tales

"That's a mighty fine necromancy, summoning the dead severed arm!"
"And he didn't raise us from dead with such skill."
"Where is my jaw."
"If we knew he could do that we would've never apologized him."
"I mean, it's pretty absurd to blame us for dragging monster's attention by our chatter. It's monster that cut off his arm, not us."

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Manga Style Necromancy

"Fight with me."
"Wait, we never agreed that."
"I will never forget you."
"I said we never agreed that."
"SOUL CRUSHER."
"You motherf-."

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"Your Move, Old Man."

"Look at that ruddy bastard grabbing old man's head."
"Where is my jaw."
"Back in my days, even rudest of all showed respect to the elders.
Kids these days ignore the aged men and their wisdom.
Back in my days, no one would've allowed this to happen.
The kings had to get off their horse to salute me on the road."
"When yer mom rolled on the pen with the pigs."
"Where is my fxxking jaw, you bloody ruffians."

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Necro-man

^hipiuriqW-,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

Even though the sword is broken dead, I can call its soul back.
Arm is the most basic type of shield.
My revived arm will be a shield.
This is my necromancy.

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Starved Pistol of Diliworth

Starved Pistol of Diliworth.
One of the haunted relics made by infamous weapon inventor Godin Elwiv of Eldrian two centuries ago.
The soul of people who were killed by him is stored inside.
Danger Rank High. Never touch.
P.S. My dear pupil who never ever read nor listen to my words.
I leave this postscript for I thought you would've ignore that warning.
At least don't fire this pistol twice.
The chance of it taking user's soul increases geometrically on the second fire.

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Hellblade

"Old man. Sword."
"Arfwgerraworf"

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You Must Fly

ASkowriaht,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

"Damn, I'm terribly sorry lady.
This is what my necromancy do.
Look at my arm. Revived in strange form of my true nature.
I guess your soul looks like a fish, swimming freely in the air.
At least you can fly instead of having normal leg oh what the hell am I talking about. I'm really...
Oh... Uh... I guess you like it.
Thank you."

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One is Gone

A.SVïipw!ôW qQqQq,A. Shipwright,artist,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,некромант,Traditional art,длинопост

My masters, all six of them, told me not to talk to the deads.
The deads never come back to life. That's undeniable truth. The truth that people left behind want to deny so much.
The soul of the dead leaves this world over the curtain of our realm forever.
What we call ghost is just an embodiment of remaining thought, emotion, or memory of the deads.
That's why they cannot talk normally, always want though need nothing, and stick to something obstinately.
It is difficult to remove them peacefully unless you follow certain rules and process originated from the deceased.
The deads are not the ones you knew.
Now I can understand why they taught me that over and over again.
It is obvious how I'll react to the false hallucination of my masters when they pass away.

Mind's I

Cyberpunk 2077Игрытрейлер

Релизный трейлер

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RavenWhite

08.12.2020, 17:40

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+17,0

будем откровенны - нихуя не 8 лет, а скорее 2, с того момента как Киану хайп поднял. в крайнем случае 4, как прекратилась работа над ведьмаком третьим.

Mactep XyeB

08.12.2020, 17:43

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+18,8

Кому как. Я ждал с первого синематика, с той красивой кибербабой.

Forest Gimp

08.12.2020, 17:50

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+37,3

rbb01

Andrea GuardinoartistБалрогМайарАйнурАрдафэндомыГэндальф

,Andrea Guardino,artist,Балрог,Валараукар,Майар,Айнур,Арда,Arda,фэндомы,Гэндальф

Felagund

надгробиемамаПеченьерецептирония

Backside of mom’s gravestone. Everytime someone asked for her cookie recipe, she said, "Over my dead body!"
Mom’s Christmas Cookies
Cream: 1 cup ки^дг 1/2 cup oleo Add: 2 beaten egga
1 tap. vanilla Add- 3 cup* flour
3 tap. baking powder I tap. salt
Add alternately with 1 oup cream СЫН and roll

Перевод:

Задняя сторона маминого надгробия.

Каждый раз, когда кто-то просил рецепт её печенья, он говорила: "Только через мой труп!"

Strangelove666

политикаХАМАСВторжение в Израиль 2023Израиль

Представитель ЦАХАЛ подтвердил, что боевики ХАМАС убивали и обезглавливали детей.

Официальный представитель Армии обороны Израиля Джонатан Конрикус заявил, что ЦАХАЛ может подтвердить ранее появившиеся сообщения о том, что террористы ХАМАС убивали и обезглавливали детей.

«Я думаю, теперь мы можем с относительной уверенностью сказать, что это то, что сделал ХАМАС… Повсюду были разбросаны изуродованные тела».

По словам Конрикуса, которые публикует BBC News, соответствующую информацию об обстоятельствах гибели детей предоставил коронер, посетивший кибуц Беэри, где погибли десятки мирных жителей.

«Я признаю, что нам потребовалось некоторое время, чтобы по-настоящему осознать и подтвердить это сообщение, и было трудно поверить, что даже ХАМАС мог совершить такой варварский акт», — сказал он.

Ранее израильские СМИ сообщали, что в кибуцах, на которые напали боевики ХАМАС, были найдены тела убитых женщин и детей, некоторые из них были обезглавлены. Официально израильские власти подтверждали информацию о погибших жителях поселений, но число жертв не называли и обстоятельства гибели не комментировали.

Волонтеры поисково-спасательной группы Zaka сообщали, что обнаружили в кибуце Беэри по меньшей мере тела 100 погибших израильтян. Данные о погибших, сообщали в Zaka, не являются окончательными. В кибуце Кфар-Аза, также расположенном недалеко от сектора Газа, по данным Zaka, были найдены тела 200 мирных жителей, в том числе примерно 40 детей.

Всего в результате нападения боевиков ХАМАС на Израиль 7 октября погибли, по данным на 12 октября, 1300 человек, около 3300 жителей получили ранения.

Израиль в ответ на нападение начал наносить массированные удары по целям, связанным с ХАМАС, в секторе Газа. Палестинские власти сообщали 11 октября о 1200 погибших жителях и 5600 пострадавших.

Сурс: Тыц

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DarkFace

12.10.2023, 10:35

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-174,1

Чего, переживаешь за своих хамасовых друзняшек?

12.10.2023, 10:37

+39,2

12.10.2023, 10:38

-150,8

братан, ты приебнутый
отрицать, что хамас занимаются буквальным линчеванием гражданских абсолютно независимо от их возраста - это нужно быть не "СЛАВНЫМ ПРАВДОРУБОМ", это надо быть натуральным дегенератом и адвокатом дьявола в самом печальном смысле этих слов

Clockwork

12.10.2023, 10:41

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+61,3

Хреновина

Always has beenМемы#Приколы для даунов

,Always has been,Мемы,Мемосы, мемасы, мемосики, мемесы,Приколы для даунов,разное

Deliya248

UndertaleфэндомыUndertale musicPapyrus (undertale)Undertale персонажиSansFriskдлиннопостMasters of the UniverseUndertale видео

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH

Сам комикс.

Слова песни

AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES
WHEN I’M LYING IN BED
HOPING I JOIN THE GUARD
BEFORE I’M DEAD
AND I
I’M FEELING
LIKE MAKING MORE PASTA
(papyrus for the sake of LOVE please just kill me nowj

AND SO I WAKE UP HERE IN SNOWDIN
AND I STEP OUTSIDE
GO TO GRILLBY’S, WHERE SANS
KEEPS WASTING TIME
AND I
SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY RIBS
WHAT’S BONIN’ ON
(you know on second thought maybe gaster had the right idea)

(chorus)
AND I SAY
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
NYEH HEH HEH
I SAID NYEH
WHAT’S BONIN’ ON?

(repeat)

(Asgore) And he tries….
OH AS-GOD, DO I TRY
I TRY ALL THE TIME
TO CATCH MYSELF A HUMAN…

(Undyne) And he SAVEs!
OH AS-GOD DO I SAVE
I SAVE EVERY SINGLE DAY (Hell yeah!)
WITH DETERMINATION!

(chorus x3)

(Toriel) Don’t FIGHT, my dear…
(Asgore) Find MERCY inside,
(Alphys) Or learn how to HIDE, like Flowey.

(MK) Hey Mr. Flower, why you so angry-lookin’?
(Flowey) Because I was put in this song by a BUNCH OF IDIOTS!

TWENTY-FIVE YEARS
AND THAT SOCK’S STILL NOT CLEAN
BUT NOW I CAN MOVE IT
IF I JUST USE MY DREAMS

AND HOPES

AND DETERMINATION

DarkWarrior

Anime флудилкаAnimeфэндомыAnime Unsorted

Субботняя флудилка.

Доброго времени суток.

--- Тема дня ---

{Любая ваша тема}

Стандартное: "Как прошла ваша неделя?", "Что за окном?"

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Результаты прошлого опроса: Ena Ibarada - Ayame Himuro: 44 - 32

Сегодня на выбор: Utao Kuga vs Hibino Shiba из Kamisama Dolls
если не смотрели предлагайте своих персонажей для следующей флудилки.

,Anime флудилка,Аниме флудилка,Anime,Аниме,фэндомы,Anime Unsorted

your choice

Utao Kuga

21(46,67%)

Hibino Shiba

24(53,33%)

8l8i8

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