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катя, какого хрена "преуспеть в жизни" у тебя в колонке "возможно"?,Making a cat cry,разное,Prequel перевод(неоф),MaCC e140

Я просто решила, что там оно имеет больше смысла, ведь в смысле, до сих пор её немного неясно, смогу ли я на самом деле... ладно, хорошо.

,Making a cat cry,разное,Prequel перевод(неоф),MaCC e140

Я передвинула "преуспеть в жизни" в колонку "определённо хочу сделать". Оптимизм, йееей.

$ТИе\/океап<1ТЬеМи5е написал: г " Ч Сегодня вечером ты собираешься увидеть Гильдию Магов, и возможно даже сможешь стать её членом.,Making a cat cry,разное,Prequel перевод(неоф),MaCC e140$

О, не волнуйтесь, у этого уже есть своя собственная колонка.

scoot написал:
Эта дама с ядом - плохая новость, в зависимости от того, какой это яд, весь кватч в опасности, если она выльет его в колодец. Мы должны остановить её, Катя.
>Я рекомендую поговорить с ней, узнать, не отравила ли она ещё колодец. Если нет, попробуй отговорить её от этого, упомяни

В любом случае, сортируя свои цели по произвольным категориям, я уже дотопала до бешеной-леди-с-ядом, незаметно расположив себя между ней и колодцем.

Так хэй, говорю я после некомфортного момента молчания. Что у тебя с этой... бутылкой яда тут?

Ой, с этой? Женщина объясняет, что в колодец попали несколько рыб-убийц. Она пытается избавиться от них. Она думала отравить колодец, чтобы избавиться от них, но потом она задумалась посильнее и осознала, что это очень плохая идея. Так что она этого не сделала.

Это хорошо, говорю я. Я говорю ей, что на секунду мне подумалось, что ты и правда собиралась-

-Но потом, продолжает женщина, я начала думать этом ещё сильнее...

Я поняла, что моя цель - это избавление от этих рыб. И яд... яд сможет это сделать. Он сможет сделать прекрасную работу! Так что отравление колодца не может быть плохой идеей, ведь так? Во всяком случае, мне начало казаться, что отравление колодца будет хорошей идеей... с небольшими огрехами. И я продолжила думать, а что если вообще нет плохих идей, только хорошие с разной степенью огрешности? Я была поражена этим ужасающим новым взглядом на мир, в котором все идеи по определению хороши. Если это было бы так, то неужели отравить колодец будет так уж плохо?

Может... может отравить колодец - это лучшая идея. Что думаешь об этом, Катя?

5Меаку1*оЬо1 написал:
> Вежливо объясни милой даме, что она до крайности поехавшая.,Making a cat cry,разное,Prequel перевод(неоф),MaCC e140

Максимально милыми выражениями я говорю женщине, что она вероятно не самый лучший человек для работы с колодцами. Как насчёт того, чтобы я убила эту рыбу для тебя? У меня есть несколько идей. Идей гораздо более безопасных, чем отравление колодца.

Женщина говорит, что она была бы очень рада любой помощи! Она говорит, что она и правда не лучше решатель проблем и вообще она надеяалась, что придёт кто-нибудь более квалифицированный и предложит руку помощи. Я... я ведь более квалифицирована, правда? У меня есть квалификации?

Ис^егдаагс! написал:
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Давай посмотрим на твои текущий список:
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Волшебник-стажёр
Мастер экзотичных танцев
Собиратель ресурсов
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Ну и не выдающийся ли это список более или менее уважаемых профессий? Да уж, ты теперь

Квалификации? Пшш, я не только опытная путешественница, рисовательница вывесок, упорная доставщица, подающая надежды волшебница, экзотичная танцовщица, обученная собирательница ресурсов и жестокая торговка, но ещё и природный, охотничий хищник. Убивать рыбу? Раз плюнуть. На этой неделе я в одиночку убила уже по меньшей мере двух рыб. Почти вдвое больше, если считать ракообразных.

Смотри сюда...

$Т\л/егПус1гадоп написал: Катя, ты ведь довольно хороша с огнём, ведь так? Ты можешь просто швырнуть в колодец фаерболл или двенадцать и убить, или по крайне мере прогнать всех рыб-убийц внизу.,Making a cat cry,разное,Prequel перевод(неоф),MaCC e140$

DONO написал:
Кстати, каджитка, жонглирующая огнен, похожа на цирковую кошку?,Making a cat cry,разное,Prequel перевод(неоф),MaCC e140

Ой, точно. Нет маны.

У меня и другие идеи есть.

Это хорошо, говорит она. Я с нетерпением жду, чтобы увидеть, что ты сможешь придумать! Может, я научусь паре вещей, пока наблюдаю за тобой.

КагпеУУагпог написал:
Катя: Спроси о судьбе рыб-убийц в колодие. Открывается ли он снизу? Как иного таи рыб? Если ты планируешь спуститься лично, тебе нужно будет пространство для ианёвра, а если ты планируешь использовать сеть или что-то такое, то неплохо будет узнать, если ли шанс, что рыба

Я задаю женщине серию вопросов о колодце и рыбе в ней, но похоже, что ответов у неё немного. Всё, что она знает - это то, чть есть колодец, а в нём есть рыбы-убийцы. Хотя, использовав ночное зрение, я определяю, что до воды примерно метров шесть, и я замечаю по меньшей мере двух рыб, плавающих там.

Хм. Я уверена, что с моим инвентарём я смогу придумать какой-нибудь способ, чтобы выселить этих рыб. Надеюсь, этот способ не будет включать в себя влезание в колодец.

Потому что...

Ты хочешь, чтобы тебя знали как кошку, застрявшую в колодце, которую пришлось спасать страже?,Making a cat cry,разное,Prequel перевод(неоф),MaCC e140

Да уж... на самом деле застрять в колодце будет меньшей из моих проблем, если я упаду.

Я не умею плавать.

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Оригинал

Anti-Qur’an Strategy of the Bible Project Wheeler-Dealers

At all times the mankind took interest in the question of God. Analysis of all information about God known to mankind shows that the most common notion is the Idea of God, Creator and Pantocrator – one for all existing on Earth as a universal transcendent reality.

«Say: He is Allah, the One and Only;Allah, the Eternal, Absolute;He begetteth not, nor is He begotten;And there is none like unto Him.»
(Quran Sura: Al-Ikhlaas 112:1-4)

«And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord...."»
(Mark 12:29)

«How manifold it is, what thou hast made!They are hidden from the face (of man).O sole god, like whom there is no other!Thou didst create the world according to thy desire,Whilst thou wert alone...» (The Great Hymn to the Aten, Amenhotep IV, Echnaton 1336 BC or 1334 BC)

God is not indifferent to what is happening on Earth, therefore at critical moments of civilization development there always appeared prophets – the human beings who were able to express and communicate to the others the information from on High showing the way to a fair life. They delivered to people the Idea of creation of God’s Kingdom on Earth by people themselves under the guidance of God.

«The law and the prophets were until John:
since that time the kingdom of God is preached, and every man presseth into it.»
(Luke 16:16)

«We have revealed for you (O men!) a book in which is a Message for you: will ye not then understand?»
(QuranSura: Al-Anbiyaa 21:10)

But implementation of this Idea goes against the plans of a small group of parasites occupying the top of social pyramid. They do their best to prevent people from putting this Idea into life by counteracting the consequences of the prophets coming, by deliberate distortion of the information delivered by prophets aiming at use of the information in their clannish interests.

«'These good people,' the prisoner began, and hastily adding 'hegemon', he went on, ' are unlearned and have confused everything I said. Iam beginning to fear that this confusion will last for a very long time. Andall because he untruthfully wrote down what I said.'' This man follows me everywhere with nothing but his goatskinparchment and writes incessantly. But I once caught a glimpse of thatparchment and I was horrified. I had not said a word of what was writtenthere. I begged him-- please burn this parchment of yours! But he tore itout of my hands and ran away.'

'Who was he? '

'Matthew the Levite, He was a tax-collector. '»

(“The Master and Margarita” Mikhail Bulgakov)

Having announced themselves as “the chosen ones”, these parasites started to impose their purposes hiding behind the name of God and establishing various religious corporations of mediators between God and a human being.

«Then woe to those who write the Book with their own hands, and then say:
"This is from Allah," to traffic with it for miserable price!
- Woe to them for what their hands do write, and for the gain they make thereby.»
(QuranSura: Al-Baqara 2:79)

The uprising of religious corporations and cults became possible since God had given people the freedom of choice of their own way of living, and since God does not make a slave of a man, but gives him the possibility to find and correct mistakes himself speaking to a human being the language of his living circumstances.

And each human being can communicate with God directly without any mediators. For this a man should ask himself: Does God exist? Does He make mistakes despite His omnipotence? Do I trust Him in my life? If a man is attentive to the events taking place in his life, then he can see if he is getting closer to God by his deeds or if he is moving away from Him.

«Allah does not change a people's lot unless they change what is in their hearts»
(Quran Sura: Ar-Ra'd 13:12(11))

«…The kingdom of God cometh not with observation:
Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you. »
(Luke 17:20-21)

Now these parasites, under whose external control the Western Civilization was built based on the algorithm described in the Bible, are faced with one big problem represented mainly by Qur’anic Islam. The problem is that the Qur’an denies the concept of Jews as the people chosen by God and names the usury of any kind as a deadly sin. But particularly these two main concepts which among other things underlie the Bible Project of enslaving all in the name of God, are being put into life surreptitiously and inviolately, though they are not directly declared, mentioned in writing and discussed anywhere. And despite the fact that those who consider themselves Muslims do not realize this, the wheeler-dealers of the Bible Project understand that the Qur’an is a potential menace for them. This arouses a desire to leave the Qur’an in the historical past.

Quran	Bible
*5(5).* The similitude of those who were charged with the (obligations of the) Mosaic Law, but who subsequently failed in those (obligations), is that of a donkey which carries huge tomes (but understands them not). Evil is the similitude of people who falsify the Signs of Allah: and Allah guides not people who do wrong.6(6). Say: "O ye that stand on Judaism! If ye think that ye are friends to Allah, to the exclusion of (other) men, then express your desire for Death, if ye are truthful!"*7(7).* But never will they express their desire (for Death), because of the (deeds) their hands have sent on before them! and Allah knows well those that do wrong!*(Sura: Al-Jumu'a 62)*	60:10 Foreigners will rebuild your walls;their kings will serve you.60:11 Your gates will remain open at all times;they will not be shut during the day or at night,so that the wealth of nations may be delivered,with their kings leading the way. *60:12* Indeed, 21 nations or kingdoms that do not serve you will perish;such nations will be totally destroyed. *(Isaiah)*
*276(275).* Those who devour usury will not stand except as stand one whom the Evil one by his touch Hath driven to madness. That is because they say: "Trade is like usury," but Allah hath permitted trade and forbidden usury. Those who after receiving direction from their Lord, desist, shall be pardoned for the past; their case is for Allah (to judge); but those who repeat (The offence) are companions of the Fire: They will abide therein (for ever).277(276). Allah will deprive usury of all blessing, but will give increase for deeds of charity: For He loveth not creatures ungrateful and wicked.(Sura: Al-Baqara 2)	*23:19* You must not charge interest on a loan to your fellow Israelite, whether on money, food, or anything else that has been loaned with interest. 23:20 You may lend with interest to a foreigner, but not to your fellow Israelite; if you keep this command the Lord your God will bless you in all you undertake in the land you are about to enter to possess.28:12 The Lord will open for you his good treasure house, the heavens, to give you rain for the land in its season and to bless all you do; you will lend to many nations but you will not borrow from any.(Deuteronomy)

One of the ways to resolve “the problem of Islam” for the Western wheeler-dealers - is multi-optional policy:

Step 1. The creation of “Khalifat”, that should include almost all the nations that will perceive Islam in its historically set form as traditional religion.

Step 2. The beginning by the “Khalifat” of the world war in order to uproot the godless Western liberalism and “faithless creed”, the imposition of Islam as the global religion for the whole humankind.

The next step will depend on the war outcome:

In case the Western countries win, Qur’an will follow the fate of “Mein Kampf” and the traditional Islamic countries will undergo the process of “de-islamization”, similar to the way both German states went through the process of “de-nazification” after the end of the Second World War in the 20^th century.

In case “Khalifat” wins, the Islamic ritualism will become a standard for all the people of the appeared “global Khalifat”. The crowd without Arabic knowledge won`t be able to read Qur’an themselves and will be controlled by mullahs. Apparently, now all of the Muslim countries hope that such way of government can be implemented. Even in the countries where the majority of population is represented by native-speakers of Arabic, “Muslims” idolize their pray mat, not capable of correlating their lives with Qur’an, bringing their life style and ideals far from Qur’anic testaments that exclude any tyranny of people over people.

Mullahs represent professional corporation of ideologists, that will interpret life with reference to the Qur’an, taking into consideration the interests of their backstage owners: the same way as done with Taliban in Afghanistan and the Muslim Priesthood in all the countries. Mullahs are fixated on ritualism and are not able to discover and solve the real problems of public life. To confirm this statement one can observe the last centuries of Muslim countries history, that fall behind the Western countries in science and technology development and that couldn`t elaborate more effective alternative to the Western mode of life.

As the next step when the power of Mullahs will become hated - we will face global anti-Islamic rebellion, the end of Mullahs power and - the society will undergo the process of “de-islamization”, the Qur’an will be taken away from the publicity and put to the libraries to be cited by the authorized historians only. These historians will do their best to “prove” that the humankind was saved from such a great evil.

Western middlebrows don`t even understand that Qur’an and Islam have become the main objects of the purposeful calumny and discredit. Middlebrows are incredibly not in position to take Qur’an, read it as Message, addressed to them personally and to correlate Qur’an with real life, so that to notice all the calumny against Qur’an and the Muslims deviation from the true Qur’an message.

Nowadays first stage of this multi-optional policy is being deliberately implemented.

In the Islamic world those regimes, adherent to the Muslim traditionalism and not displaying aggression towards otherwise-minded neighbors, are being attacked by the opposition of pseudo-Islamic fundamentalist radicals; The Muslim culture is portrayed as enemy; for this purpose the role of this enemy again goes to the same pseudo-Islamic fundamentalist radicals, that undermine the regimes of Muslim-traditionalists and display aggressiveness towards different-minded people.

To resolve this problem “global terrorism issue” was picked up under the signboard of Al Qaeda. The fight of the West against Al Qaeda is purposely done by such means that in the Islamic world is perceived as Western aggression. This leads to the appearance of favorable crowd scene for the pseudo-Islamic fundamentalist radicals.

Almost all traditionally-Muslim countries are involved in this scenario. Afghanistan is used as the platform for drugs flow - as one of the means to sow seeds of hatred towards outside the Muslim cultural area. That’s why all indignation of Western and Russian mass media concerning the drugs flow from Afghanistan without support rendered to this state in order to change its export structure – is one of the means to cause anti-Islamic trends in the countries with increased drug abuse.

Pakistan is chosen to display instability of the government under Muslim traditionalism and to be further accused for nuclear technologies leak to other Muslim countries and ‘extremists’.

Iran is accused of the lust to possess nuclear weapons.

The goal of the Western policy towards Pakistan and Iran is to create “Khalifat”, since Muslim nuclear power would be perceived in the world as real and inescapable threat. The nuclear potentials of “Khalifat” are not planned to be developed to the level fatally dangerous for the West, but it will always be implied in propaganda in order to keep nuclear motive to trigger the coalition war of Western states against the “Khalifat”. For example, this could take place by a single nuclear attack on some countries, taking Israel for one. “Khalifat” should necessarily be the anti-Semite state so it could be rated as the follower of the Third Reich.

Saudi Arabia and the Persian Gulf states are expected to finance their “Muslim brothers” working for the “Khalifat”.

Iraq is planned to be the place for radicalization of hatred towards Western countries to become the capital of “Khalifat” after NATO troops withdrawal and to be the field of last fight between the “good” and the “evil.

One of the options of the above mentioned multi-optional policy includes the possibility of breaking-up of Russia, adding Russian Muslim areas to “Khalifat”. In case this scenario fails, Russia is planned to become one of the first victims of the “Khalifat” aggression and the main field of war between the “West” and the “Khalifat”.

Traditional Islam Priesthood has fenced themselves with Qur’an and ritualism from God, from problems of people and society on the whole, with lives concentrated on the momentary self-interest and therefore doesn`t analyze the global-scale events. As a result it doesn`t perceive this scenario; and in case someone notices it, the momentary self-interest is more important for him than unselfish efforts to prevent disasters, the potentials of which have been purposefully created by the others for several decades. That’s why the traditional Islam is not able to work out a more efficient scenario of the global policy that could become an alternative to the one mentioned above, not to be involved into the anti-Islamic variant.

The leaders of other confessions represent the same ritualism addicts as the leadership of Muslims and that`s why everything said about the inability of the Muslim-traditionalist Priesthood to elaborate and implement the alternative to the existing scenario has reference to them as well.

The incapability of the countries (both Muslim and Western), involved in this scenario implementation, leads to the fact, that it could be broken only through the initiative of people – individuals and public organizations.

The multi-optional policy aimed at breeding civilizations conflict does not have the right party.

It is impossible to avoid the conflict thinking that “we can all live in peace, based on our traditional beliefs, not interfering into the cultures of each other” for two reasons:

Reason 1. Norms of social organization and ethics, appropriate for the traditional cultures, don`t coincide in all aspects, and in some points are objectively controversial;

Reason 2. There are transnational political networks in the world, that reach their goals by creation of managed conflicts on the basis of artificial actualization of different contradictions, objectively appropriate for traditional cultures.

The committed basis to prevent the above mentioned multi-optional policy could be the acceptance of the fact, that the sociological core of all Revelations, that were the source for all so-called “Abrahamian” religions, is the Idea that people themselves should create and live in prosperity on the Earth of God under God’s guidance. In this world no one will be slave to another and all the people will live in freedom, developing their individual potentials on the basis of dialogue with God while living.

The Idea of creation of the Kingdom Of God on Earth through the efforts of people themselves under the God’s guidance – is the single Idea, the distribution of which in different cultural societies can ruin the potential of the above scenario of multi-optional policy, that leads to the conflict aimed at leaving Qur’an in the historical legacy of the Humankind.

«Let there arise out of you a band of people inviting to all that is good,
enjoining what is right, and forbidding what is wrong: They are the ones to attain felicity.»
(Quran Sura: Aali Imra 100(104))

The question arises: what can and must each human being do to disrupt the implementation of this scenario?

It is necessary to come to a direct dialogue with God, i.e. to a non-denominational level. Then it becomes clear that all the confessions were established to divide and, if required, embroil people, thus realizing the principle “divide and rule”.

The problems of Iran, Afghanistan, Iraq and other countries and diasporas following the historically set Islam, can be creatively resolved only on the basis of initiatives of the people, directed at creating Kingdom of God on Earth.

"Unity", an oracle of our century has said,"can only be welded by iron and blood."Well, we'll try welding it with love.Let's see which lasts the longer.(“TWO UNITIES” Fedor Tyutchev)

Original publication IP USSR (this film base):The long-term strategy to overcome Koranic Islam with the help of wheeler – dealers of the Biblical Project