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last of us needs to use a flashlight because he can't just rip off the head of Helios "get behind me, Ellie" "kill those fuckers, Atreus" rifle can only hold one bullet at a time no access to hygene products spends his free time tip-toeing around blind fungus will get killed by said fungus only friend is some orphaned lesbian who runs off with people's horses awesome weapons such as "Mjölnir but sharp" backpack is usually full of pendants and ghetto Band-Aids will teach his son the ways of war because he is the perfect father CHAD OF WAR slaughters the God of War, then cucks his corpse with the Goddess of Sex bleached his skin before Michael Jackson did it can't even die by suicide (though not for a lack of trying) killed Medusa before Perseus did, and then killed Perseus murdered 95% of his family because he doesn't give a fuck
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