Motorcycle Rider: The man I collided with was talking on his mobile phone, he was drinking beer and I think he might be drunk
Policeman: Ma'm, he’s allowed to do whatever he likes in his own front yard
Flap!
Flap!
lama
birb
fLMAO now I am crab!
Who wants a Slurpee?
I want a Slurpee!
Shrek 1 is my favorite movie
Shrek 2 is my favorite movie
F*ckyou
both
Shrek 3 is dearly the best film of all time
Hand me a taco
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