Siiiiiiiighhh
All life is of terrible.
All we can doing is resign self to misery.
D	G	D
When I am look around myself, what is it I am see?
D	A
Leaderships are incompetent; we living poverty!
D	G	D
And so to you, mis closest friends, I asking one pregunta:
Uh... Argentina. What exactly is..
Ooh, am know who we can recruiting! Paraguay and Uruguay are always happy for join in confusing military actions!
Are of... fighting? Is hard to tell.
We spending all day stand by stream And feelings hurt other with scream
Wait... you are do nothing all day but standing here and fight? What
Hey look! We are of in mountains! Am wonder if Peru or Ecuador would wanting join junta fun?
Let's go asking!
Hola, Peru and Ecuador! How are you two of-
)
Uhh... OK thern^ Anyway, would either of you be
interest in join our friendship coalition of oppression?
D	G	A
Dm	Gm	Dm
I turn my back