you got served

2016 забирает лучших, RIP WAT-бабуля

You Will Yee Your Last Haw

Описание сюжета от автора:"I was commissioned to draw this little illustration as a reward for a writing contest winner, I was told more details about the context but unfortunately I forgot. It's something about a young naive tech-priest serving under Death Watch who learned some secrets about the local Black Shield and got a bullet for not keeping his voice modulator shut."

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* You let your food sit for too long. The spider shake got bored and crawled away.

* You try to drink the tea Grillby serves you. It’s literally lava.

Полиция Австралии жестоко расправляется с пьяной уличной толпой...

Oh when I was just a lad
I had a dream that I would own
The single greatest burger joint
The world had ever known

I climbed the corporate ladder
And caused a couple of world wars
Then in 41 the Hindenburger
Opened up its doors!

My competition in the states
Proved to be quite tough
And I knew the average burger
Just wouldn't be enough

Then one day I got an idea
As genius as could be
To grind up pretty ponies
In the burger recipe!

I puréed all the ponies
And I Massacred the mares
And served them to my customers
Who were completely unaware

I Fry up the little bastards
The taste is quite distinct!
I'll make patties out of ponies
until they go extinct!

So now you know my story
And I hope you did enjoy
Take a meal home to the kiddies 
With a Hindenburger toy!

Come down to the Hindenburger 
Where ponies are a Treat 
Because at the Hindenburger
You are what you eat!

I'm gonna
Yodel-edel-ate-eat
Yodel-edel-ate-eat
Yodel-edel-ate-EAT YOU!

Yodel edel ate eat you!
Yodel edel ate eat you!

And when the ponies are a memory
And you are big and fat!
We'll just make burgers out of characters
From Bee and Puppycat!