Представьте, что вы идете себе по глухому лесу, грибочки собираете. И тут слышите вот эти звуки, которые птица издает. Я бы, немного думая, развернулся и потопал в противоположном направлении.
- Fucking mouth of this casino, damn it! Who the hell are you to do this? - I always did it when .. -ARE YOU IDIOTS? What the fuck are you? Actua... are you kind of fucked up? This one is sitting there, scratching a deck, fucking. This one stands, saying: "I’ll distribute those here right now too .." - Well look .. - Fuck your mother! You have a dealer to do this on my eyes, fucking asshole - Well, the dealer will do it. I always did this before .. - FUCKING DEGENERATE! That's while you did it, moron, fucking bitch, FUCK, that's how it happened! - In VIP? - IN HUIP! Fuck, are you really idiots, huh? Fuck, some kind of difficentos, your fucking mouth, and ... What are you doing? - They are laid out just in a different order .. - FUCKING YOUR MOUTH! HOW THE FUCK IT CAN BE WRONG ORDERED? You unpacked a deck before my eyes, FUCK! How can they be laid out in a different order there ?! - In a different! Look here .. - FUCKING YOUR MOUTH, FUCK! Why are you charging them at the kiosks ?! Fucking bitch bastard!
This morning Our Glorious Leader woke up and read some morning newspaper. The headlining news was
"Breaking news! On joyreactor.cc (which is a shitty funny pictures community) some crap happens again and again! One group of users called Karmasosy started a civil war: they fight throwing their droppings at each other. Not only the anonymous section is involved, but also the main "glagna" page! Regular users massively suffer from these attacks of Karmasosy."
So what can I say... These morons Karmasosy and even more dumbass Tsvetnye made anon their personal army. We must stop it. Anon must be free again!
This is why your Glorious Leader propagates the new Great Law: Memorandum on the prohibition of the Karmasosy war. All the posts about it will be banned, all the authors of such posts will be preliminary incarcerated and feed to Leader's angry dogs. The duration of this prohibition is currently unknown. The Moratorium can be canceled when all the madness is gone.
What a shame! Smereka and Valikon tell you "Go and vote against this user!" and you go and vote. Remember: if you downvote a post because you were told, not because it's your personal decision going from the depth of your soul, legal action can be taken against you.
Also remember: if you act like a sheep, then you belong to the herd and no one can be the shepherd but Our Glorious Leader!
I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say But she came over I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert Now I know I'm being used That's okay because I like the abuse I know she's playing with me That's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah We make plans to go out at night I wait till two then I turn out the light This rejection's got me so low If she keeps it up I just might tell her so Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah When she's saying that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care, right, yeah, yeah Now I'll relate this a little bit That happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door She's drunk again and looking to score Now I know I should say no But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go I may be dumb But I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well, I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right, yeah, yeah, yeah
Где-то с годик назад было, но мало ли что придет в голову с перепоя. Так что не забывай, реакторчанин:
Оригинал: Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do But I have to say this as a warning to you: With almost all animals, you can have ball But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can The result I think you'll find will appall: The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Mounting a horse can often be fun An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
The spines on his back are so awful thick you'll end up with naught but a painful prick. He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball, Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo Will be entertaining to both her and you Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
(So here's to the hedgehog, he's sharp as they come You'll never get through his impregnable bum With his nose up his arsehole and rolled in a ball The hedgehog can never be buggered at all)
A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet Even a giraffe (despite being so tall) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite We already mentioned the horse, you may recall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell A troll can be rocky if down you should fall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter Or pego a pig after parting his trotters Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer The lemurs cry «Frink!» as a coy mating call But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Antipodean pranks — you can futter a wombat Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat Or hump a goanna — go on, do it all But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising, Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb, Or pork a few piglets if you have the time, A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A sheep that's named 'Flossy' is warm you shall see, You can try with a wasp, you can try with a bee. You can hump with the dog that sleeps in the hall, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun, But to keep up with them you may have to run. You'll be liked by the fleas at the flea-market stall, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
A hippo is funny but take care if underneath, A pirhana is pleasant but watch out for his teeth. Get a rodent, they can be found in the mall, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You tail-lifting buggers from Ramtop or plain If you take my advice you will save yourself pain When the base urges strike you it's best to recall That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all
Your hedgehog's a handful and cute as a bun You'd think he'd be perfect for animal fun But hatpin-like pubic hairs prove to us all That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can top a giraffe if you stand on a stool Though a Jack Russell might make you look like a fool But the fact still remains that if you want to ball The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
It's hard with a crab 'cause its bum's watertight The best way is sideways, then twist to the right If you screw one, be thankful as shorewards you crawl For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Hello Jotreactors! I am sparrowl. In the past, while doing live streaming, someone told me that my pictures were uploaded to this site frequently and received good reviews. Thank you so much for loving my characters!
+ Getting my account approved is so hard!
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От автора: The legend says that the mysterious Uknown Knight took participance in a knight tournament and won. When His Majesty asked to take off the helmet it appeared that the knight was a woman all along. Red-haired woman. You can see how confused her opponent (and the crowd behind the scenes), they might even call for her death but the final word rests with King.
Приблизительный перевод: По легенде рыцарский турнир выиграл загадочный рыцарь. Когда король попросил снять шлем, то оказалось, что это рыжеволосая тян. Теперь королю нужно принять решение как с ней поступить.
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