Результаты поиска по запросу "you know too much"

Too much booty

Dabble-too

the more you know

Bokokichi (you)

Watanabe You

so much cocaine

Sacrif

песочницапопытка наебатьчуть не повёлся.

Некая Precious Dime захотела общения.Думал что ответ на один из тех попыток переписок на иностранных сайтах.Но вовремя осекся.

[21:00:35] *** Пользователь precious dime хочет внести вас в свой список контактов Skype

hey are u there? ***
[21:00:47] *** R4D3_N отправил контактные данные precious dime. ***
[21:00:52] precious dime: hey
[21:01:03] R4D3_N: hey
[21:01:18] R4D3_N: who are you?
[21:01:26] precious dime: hi my real name is Amanda.. :)
[21:01:42] R4D3_N: My real name is Nickolay
[21:01:46] R4D3_N: Николай
[21:02:14] precious dime: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to talk today? Where are you located?
[21:02:52] R4D3_N: I m live in Ivanovo.It is in Russia
[21:03:10] precious dime: Let me ask you a quest?
[21:03:21] R4D3_N: yeah
[21:03:54] precious dime: Do you like big booty chicks with big juggs? lol but for real because thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
[21:06:26] R4D3_N: Yeah,I like that very much) But why you ask me about it?
[21:06:59] precious dime: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to look at me i'll show you my Whooty....
[21:07:19] R4D3_N: and one question where you take my Skype?
[21:07:48] precious dime: haha Whooty is a White Girl that has a BOOTY! i want to show u mine...
[21:09:17] R4D3_N: I know what's mean whooty)) let's go if you want
[21:09:31] R4D3_N: but I have no cam
[21:09:40] R4D3_N: send me photos
[21:09:50] precious dime: Hold on a sec i am going to connect in my cam for you honey..
[21:12:40] R4D3_N: Can you answer one small question dear
[21:12:45] R4D3_N: ?
[21:13:16] precious dime: ok go to http://goo.gl/2xTywA and we can go 1 on 1 chat. all you have to do is click Accept Invite on the lower left!
[21:14:37] R4D3_N: it's a type of virus.I m not stupid for this enough.
[21:14:48] R4D3_N: gtfo
[21:15:11] precious dime: No worries babe its absolutely free to join this site all you have to do is register
[21:15:25] R4D3_N: yeah yeah yeah
[21:15:53] precious dime: fill out your cc info for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for you now
[21:16:56] R4D3_N: you cant send me the photos in Skype
[21:17:01] R4D3_N: why,
[21:17:02] R4D3_N: ?
[21:17:43] precious dime: honey I am soo Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to Cum inside! i'll hit my ass till its nice and red for u!!!
[21:18:43] R4D3_N: (chuckle) it's not work
[21:19:52] R4D3_N: jerk in loneliness
[21:20:19] precious dime: Your such a good boy, i'm going to show you what good boys get.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
[21:22:03] R4D3_N: I know what that's "site" mean. You send me photos right now or goodbye,sweety)
[21:22:27] precious dime: i'll be waiting for you! Click http://goo.gl/2xTywA and Signup!
[21:22:35] R4D3_N: 1
[21:23:15] R4D3_N: 3 try left
[21:23:28] R4D3_N: try again
[21:24:17] R4D3_N: ohh my dear you are only the bot
[21:25:28] R4D3_N: goodbye,dear) good luck to tryin' on another dumb)

Ыыыыы

Dirk StriderHomestuckMS Paint AdventuresфэндомыFNAFИгрыcrossoverMSPA Gifбез перевода

,Dirk Strider,Homestuck,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,FNAF,Игры,crossover,MSPA Gif,HS Gif,без перевода

> Dirk: Check systems.

Everything appears to be in order. You usually use a more reliable source of power, but from 12-6 AM you switch to a generator with a limited gas supply to keep things interesting. You’re not using a lot of power yet but things are just getting started. Beneath that is the current time: Time to play a game.

> Dirk: Activate cameras.

Cameras are no fun unless they’re hidden.Let’s be real here.

> Dirk: Check cameras.

You toggle through the different camera views just because you can.

> Dirk: Check CAM 1A already.

There they are. Your beautiful Murdermatronics. You built these things years ago after your pop cultural studies led you to a successful horror franchise. You played all seven games in one sitting, as well as several fanmade games. You found the premise and storyline intriguing and the animatronic characters quite endearing. Apparently, you are a minority in this respect as most humans at the time found the furry/puppet/robots terrifying. Weirdos.

Anyway, you decided it would be a good idea to make your own. They’re pretty chill most of the day, but from 12AM to 6AM they enter Stalking Mode and wander around the apartment whenever the cameras aren’t looking. It’s a sweet game of red light/green light that keeps you on your toes. The key is to make sure they don’t get in your room, but if one manages to slip under the radar, it’s a grisly fight to the death.

You have one more Murdermatronic, but he likes to stay tucked away in the crawlspace most of the time.

> Jump ahead.

1 AM.

Two of them are up and about. Where’d they go?

Not far. Look at them wandering around like they don’t got a clue where you are. They know damn well where you are and you know it. They know you know it. More importantly, you know they know you know they know. You programmed them to know that after all. They only pretend like they don’t know in order to try and mess with you.

> Dirk: Check the crawlspace.

Crawlspace,Dirk Strider,Homestuck,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,FNAF,Игры,crossover,MSPA Gif,HS Gif,без перевода

No change. Let’s hope it stays that way.

> Jump ahead again.

3 AM and things are picking up. Snookems is chillin’ in the bathroom, and Chuck’s out getting some fresh air.

Uh-oh, where’s the other one…?

Oh hell no.

> Dirk: Quick! Close the door!

Okay, but it’s your wardrobifier, not a door.

Fuck off, Trapshot.

> Dirk: Check systems again.

Of course keeping the wardrobifier shut leeches power like a starved vampire in a blood bank. Like a sparkly undead asshole that hasn’t fondled a good neck in months and suddenly found himself crotch deep in hemoglobin goodness, so he gets himself a straw and starts guzzling. Can’t keep it shut for too long.

Gone for now…

> Dirk: Check the crawlspace again.

$VT 'T'-i.:..? \% I,Dirk Strider,Homestuck,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,FNAF,Игры,crossover,MSPA Gif,HS Gif,без перевода$

Shit.

Living Room,Dirk Strider,Homestuck,MS Paint Adventures,фэндомы,FNAF,Игры,crossover,MSPA Gif,HS Gif,без перевода

Yeah, there was pretty much no way that giant puppet wasn’t gonna come outta there at some point.

> Dirk: Shut the door again!!

You shut your wardrobifier just in the nick of time.

> Skip to the end.

Well fuck.

Chuck is being a particularly belligerent asshole right now.

> Dirk: Run out of power.

Oh well.

Can’t win ‘em all.

DIRK: Come at me, bro.

DIRK: I’m ready for you.

Aw would you look at that. And you were ready to rumble too. At least you don’t have to worry about repairing any damage to them or yourself. Guess you better go make breakfast and shower now.

Mr.Meier

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moo_roar

funny picturesdrunkбез переводаПрикольные картинки

cabs
@cambreezyyyy

1 year ago today i drunk texted my grandmother for her birthday
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grandma georgina
¡Message Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real talk

Отличный комментарий!

https://joyreactor.com/user/moo_roar

I thought every time I posted on the English JOYREACTOR the shit would pop up here. You guys sure do upload A LOT, like all damn day. I don’t know why both sites won’t just combine into one.

moo_roar

18.12.2023, 04:23

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+93,5

kirywa

balisangreartistКомиксы

,balisangre,artist,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы

...СЛАБОСТЬ
НАШЁЛ БЫ ТЫ В СЕБВ КУНЁСТВО,
ЧТОБЫ проявить...,balisangre,artist,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы

И ОДНЛЫЛЬТ Усту П иТь
приз-нль, что л делаю
Д0СТАТО7Н0,balisangre,artist,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы

что л XopoU УНЕ СЕЙЧАС, А НЕ Буду Хорош
КоГДА-То ПоТОМ
...Если ОПрАЬДАЮ ЕКАКИЕ~То
ТВОИ ОИИДАИИ^Я,balisangre,artist,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы

<Я ВРЛ£Т Ак) Вопрос 5А Вопросом Ь КроИу ДЕр^ВА V ДЬЕрИ В ТВОИ НоЬМИ
ДоМ,balisangre,artist,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы

Ц° ТЫ НИКОГДА МНЕ
НА НИХ
НЕ
ОТЬЕТи Ш Ь,balisangre,artist,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы

сныино И ЖАЛКО, но ТЕ-ПЕрЦ Ко^А я ПрЕЬрАТИЛ ТЕБЯ Ъ ИКОНКУ из
Я лк)блю тебя сильнее,balisangre,artist,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы

Кем ты был на самом деле,balisangre,artist,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы

moo_roar

funny picturesmoo_roarbugofficeЛегенды Джоя

Отличный комментарий!

moo_roar

16.12.2023, 05:40

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+287,2

Google Translate (I guess)

Hello everyone on joyreactor.cc I see you guys showing love and support to the funny pictures and gifs I upload. I know this is the Russian site and I can’t read a thing here, google translate is helpful. I’m not on joyreactor.com that much any way these days. All the pictures and gifs come from Reddit, and some from other websites. Sometimes I just like uploading stuff for the fun of it, I’m kind of bored of it today. I don’t know why there are so many comics and silly stuff about me, but thanks for the love. I don’t like a lot of attention and not used to it at all online or in real life. I really don’t know why and never really realized there are two different JOYREACTOR sites until the big troll rush last year. Have a nice night, a nice year, and enjoy 2024 with family and friends.

:-)

https://joyreactor.com/user/moo_roar

moo_roar

16.12.2023, 05:47

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+423,2

[E]yesless[J]ack

эмоциианглийский языкрусский языкsponge bobМультфильмыпесочница

Эмоции на английском языке. Умей выражать свои эмоции в игре правильными словами, а не непонятным визгом. Игрокам CS:GO и Dota 2 рекомендуется.

Oh, my God! - О, Боже мой!
What a good chance! - Какая удача!
I don't know what to say! - У меня нет слов!
Oh, damn! - Черт возьми!

Alas! - Увы!
Really? - Действительно?
What a pity! - Как жаль!
I can't believe it! Невероятно!

I hope so. - Надеюсь, что это так.
I feel ill (sad, disgusted). - Мне плохо (грустно, противно).
I feel good. - Мне хорошо.
Vice versa! (Just the opposite!) - Наоборот!

Not a bit! (Nothing of the kind!) Ничего подобного!
That's nice (sound, all right, fine) (with me). - Все в порядке (хорошо).
No way! - Ни в коем случае!
With (great) pleasure. - С (огромным) удовольствием.

It is none of your business! - Это Вас не касается.
That's too much! - Это чересчур!
Wonderful! - Замечательно!
That's wonderful (superb, marvellous)! - Это прекрасно (великолепно, чудесно)!

My feelings are hurt. - Мои чувства задеты.
My hope is betrayed. - Мои надежды разбиты.
Absolutely! - Безусловно!

Exactly so! - Именно так!
Who knows! - Кто знает

,эмоции,английский язык,русский язык,sponge bob,Мультфильмы,Мультсериалы, Cartoons,песочница

ds541g08

Shabazikdark fantasyFantasyartВоины (Fantasy)elf girlElfozcuraAiers (setting)

Would hate to waste a good head!

,Shabazik,dark fantasy,Fantasy,Fantasy art,art,арт,Воины (Fantasy),Воины(Fantasy),elf girl,Elf,Эльф,ozcura,Aiers (setting)

"I don't care what you think that would serve for" the Brethren Knight Cleves said in a stern tone to a bunch of disappointed orc mercenaries. "You are NOT going to take any head -or anything else- that will rot and give away our position miles away only from it's stench and the flies. I don't care if it's for a bounty, trophy, part of your culture. I don't want to see ANY head, ears, hands, fingers or anything else. Are we clear?!"

"But how are we going to get paid?!" protested an Ozcura, waving the freshly cut head of a fallen enemy.

Cleves sighed. "Just show the treasurer -Brother Dithmar- and he will keep a tally for once we are back in Castle Kreuzfeldt" the warrior-monk said. "And don't take too much loot, either" this generated a wave of protests, as it was part of their benefit. "No complains!" Cleves said. "We are deep in enemy territory, and we still have a long way to go. So we can't get overburdened. Take preference for food, because anything else we will have to carry all the way to the Demonlands and back"

There was general disappointment among the Orcpeliers -the orc mercenaries under service of the Order of the Holy Sword of Nortender-, but they understood the logic behind it.

"I don't know. I would hate to waste a good head!" said Magdalena, as she tossed the head of a vanquished enemy on a burlap sack her sister Hortence was holding.

"Hello, fellow Orcpeliers!" said another grey orc near them.

They turned around, not recognising her from the garrison of Kreuzfeldt... or any of the other Orcpelier forces that where gathered as auxiliary infantry for this deep raid into the enemy lands, to support the heavy cavalry of the Order and the mounted infantry. But she had the right sort of gear, and a hastily pinned yellow cross of Nortender on her clothes.

The third ozcura looked quite nervous... as if she had fought in the losing Dark Legion force and quickly slapped the symbol of the Order, rather than try to run or surrender -well knowing that in such a deep raid into the Demonlands, the order couldn't really spare time and manpower with prisoners.

The two sisters looked at each other, knowing well what happened. They knew the order didn't recruited on the battlefield deserters... but they where so far away from the lands of the Order, and in this battle they had already lost several of their comrades... who would tell the knights? Unlike them, they could appreciate an intelligent ozcura with an instinct for survival.

"Hello... fellow Orcpelier" the twin sisters finally said to the relief of the new recruit.