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$Привет, а скажи пожалуйста кто ты? мне вчера переименовали друзья список контактов))) /-\ А как я записана? Сука Твои друзья такие же уроды как ты, я Таня, бывшая твоя ч___ ааа ясно... эту запись они не меняли,sms,like a boss,песочница$

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What is Oblivion?

- "Do you know why we are rooted to the ground? Why do things go down?" "Is it gravity? Is it sorcery?"

- "Yes" said the scientist

- "Aye" said the sorcerer

- "Tis neither, we are rooted to the ground because our bodies naturally head towards Oblivion. Fate does not control gravity, he controls where all things would inevitably end up, no one can resist the pull of Oblivion." the cleric answered

- "Preposterous" the scientist proclaimed

- "I heard if you died by falling, you'll end up to Oblivion... Like your body dies but your soul keeps falling down forever." the sorcerer asked

- "Tis a theory that should remain such, so don't go out and try to fly too close to the sun lest you'll fall forever."

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"Re-watching the Star Wars prequels recently, I felt - once again - that the way Yoda fights in those is not really befitting a jedi of his stature. He doesn’t want to fight - period, but if he really has to… oh boy. He does not need a lightsaber nor run, jump or anything like it… his total mastery of the force is enough. Than it struck me: Yoda should fight more like… Sans, really.

Once that idea was planted in my head, a what-if battle sprung to mind, what if Yoda was there, at the Jedi council, to stop Anakin from his recently started ‘genocide run’? "

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И пальму первенства в гонке за самый упоротый перевод фразы He's not completely stupid перехватывает Уралинформбюро.

речь идет про эту фразу про Путина“The truth is, actually, Putin, in all of our meetings, is scrupulously polite, very frank. Our meetings are very businesslike. He never keeps me waiting two hours like he does a bunch of these other folks.” Obama said that Putin believes his relationship with the U.S. is more important than Americans tend to think. “He’s constantly interested in being seen as our peer and as working with us, because he’s not completely stupid. He understands that Russia’s overall position in the world is significantly diminished. And the fact that he invades Crimea or is trying to prop up Assad doesn’t suddenly make him a player. You don’t see him in any of these meetings out here helping to shape the agenda. For that matter, there’s not a G20 meeting where the Russians set the agenda around any of the issues that are important.”

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Обама рассыпался в комплиментах Путину. Назвав президента пунктуальным и вежливым
Президент США Барак Обама поделился впечатлениями от общения с главой России Владимиром Путиным, передает "Уралинформбюро".
В интервью американскому журналу Atlantic он отметил

Перед этим первенство принадлежало "Известиям"

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Обама: Путин умен, пунктуален и решителен
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Недавно был пост про Джулса из Криминального Чтива в стилистике Вахи. Я вдохновился и пеефигачил всю сценку из комнаты Бретта. Знание Низкого Готика обязательно.

Inquisitor Julius: You, flock of heretics, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Acolyte Vincentius where you got the heathen artifact hid at?

Heretic Marvin: It's over th...

Inquisitor Julius: I don't remember askin' you a God-Emperor damn thing! You were saying?

Cultist Roger: It's in the cupboard. [Acolyte Vincentius starts looking in the upper cupboard]

Cultist Roger: No, no, the one by your kn-knees.

Inquisitor Julius: We happy? [Acolyte Vincentius continues staring at the briefcase's contents]

Inquisitor Julius: Acolyte Vincentius! We happy?

Acolyte Vincentius: Yeah, we happy, my lord.

Cult leader Brettus: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got yours, Acolyte Vincentius, right? But I didn't get yours...

Inquisitor Julius: My name's Purge. And your heretic ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.

Cult leader Brettus: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Lord Inquisitor Marsellius. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never...

Inquisitor Julius: [Inquisitor Julius shoots the heretic on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Lord Inquisitor Marsellius look like?

Cult leader Brettus: What?

Inquisitor Julius: What segmentum are you from?

Cult leader Brettus: What? What? Wh - ?

Inquisitor Julius: "What" ain't no segmentum I've ever heard of. They speak Low Gothic in What?

Cult leader Brettus: What?

Inquisitor Julius: Low Gothic, daemonfucker, do you speak it?

Cult leader Brettus: Yes! Yes!

Inquisitor Julius: Then you know what I'm sayin'!

Cult leader Brettus: Yes! Inquisitor Julius: Describe what Lord Inquisitor Marsellius looks like!

Cult leader Brettus: What?

Inquisitor Julius: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, i double dare you, daemonfucker! Now tell me what does Lord Inquisitor Marsellius look like!

Cult leader Brettus: He... he's wearing power armour...

Inquisitor Julius: Go on...

Cult leader Brettus: He's bald

Inquisitor Julius: Does he look like a heathen heretic?

Cult leader Brettus: What?

Inquisitor Julius: [Shoots Cult leader Brettus in the shoulder] DOES HE LOOK LIKE A HEATHEN HERETIC?

Cult leader Brettus: No!

Inquisitor Julius: Then why you try to fuck him like a heathen heretic?

Cult leader Brettus: I didn't...

Inquisitor Julius: Yes you did. Yes you did! You tried to fuck him. And Lord Inquisitor Marsellius don't like to be fucked by anybody except Lady Inquisitor Argentia. Inquisitor Julius: "You read the Lectitio Divinatus, Brettus?"

Cult leader Brettus: "Yes!"

Inquisitor Julius: "Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of Holy God-Emperor of Mankind shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly an armoured gauntlet about His fist and the edge of His sword. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that I am the end when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"