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DnD story Dungeons & Dragons Dumb Dumb Mister
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Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?"
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Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot. "
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them.
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Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you dumb dumb mister: Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler. " Me: "Wow…well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room. " (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker.
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon. "
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about…(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)…the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him.
I am the dumb dumb mister.
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about…(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)…the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him.
I am the dumb dumb mister.
пидоры помогите музыка ищу музыку Доктор Дью песочница
Помогите найти песню
Ютуб автовоспроизведением что-то включал себе на фоне и одним случайным видео попал в "ИДЕАЛЬНОЕ ПРИСПОСОБЛЕНИЕ, ЧТОБЫ УГРОБИТЬ БЕНЗОПИЛУ" с канала "Доктор Дью", там на 18:20 начинает играть песня, которая засела в голове и не даёт покоя, но найти её не получается даже не смотря на то что её отлично слышно(почти), ссылка на видос(<a href="
на видео с песней</a>).Если вам лень переходить, то вот текст который там можно разобрать:
Первый куплет:
My best friend is a machine gun,
We are team, we are so much fun.
It was in friends with Bonny and Klyde,
John Dillinger took it for a ride.
Припев:
Run baby, run, I got my tommy gun!
Run baby, run, I got my tommy gun!
Run baby, run, I got my tommy gun!
Seven hundred rounds, I shoot you down.
Второй куплет:
*не могу разобрать :-(
they call a police - he shot them down.
Now it with me and I sqweeze it so hard.
*не могу разобрать :-(
Итого: есть полтора куплета и припев, гуглить не получается в выдаче всё время какой-то рэпер или фостер пипл, всякие плейлисты типо "музыка из видео доктора дью" протыканы, там такого нету. может кто такое слышал и знает точное название?(
Нужна помощь дорогих сердцу пидоров.
#Цветные кони
DIARY
Day 1. Finally decided to end it all. Death by hanging seemed to be the neatest way. Copied the knot from the Ponynet. Said goodbye to Luna. Hung there for 6 hours until the guards found me and got me down. Damn princess spell.
Day 2. Tried various mixes of poison joke and cyanide. Fit as a fiddle. Hate this spell.
Day 3. Researched the Starswirl archives for a way to undo the spell. So far no results. Trolled subjects to let off some steam.
Day 4. The bottom of a lake is really really dark.
Day 5. According to my psychiatrist, immortality is something I have to learn to live with. Tried it, lasted until late afternoon, tried to shoot myself with a pea launcher. It bounced off the horn and the wall and broke a couple of vases and smashed into a glass windows. It startled Luna and she fell into the pond. We had a laugh.
PS. memo: Call royal glassmaker to commission new stained glass window.
Day 1. Finally decided to end it all. Death by hanging seemed to be the neatest way. Copied the knot from the Ponynet. Said goodbye to Luna. Hung there for 6 hours until the guards found me and got me down. Damn princess spell.
Day 2. Tried various mixes of poison joke and cyanide. Fit as a fiddle. Hate this spell.
Day 3. Researched the Starswirl archives for a way to undo the spell. So far no results. Trolled subjects to let off some steam.
Day 4. The bottom of a lake is really really dark.
Day 5. According to my psychiatrist, immortality is something I have to learn to live with. Tried it, lasted until late afternoon, tried to shoot myself with a pea launcher. It bounced off the horn and the wall and broke a couple of vases and smashed into a glass windows. It startled Luna and she fell into the pond. We had a laugh.
PS. memo: Call royal glassmaker to commission new stained glass window.
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