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№49 - You Can Rely On Me


I can tell you what shes saying 
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You just tried to touch her tail

- Fucking mouth of this casino, damn it! Who the hell are you to do this?
- I always did it when ..
-ARE YOU IDIOTS? What the fuck are you? Actua... are you kind of fucked up?
This one is sitting there, scratching a deck, fucking. This one stands, saying: "I’ll distribute those here right now too .."
- Well look ..
- Fuck your mother! You have a dealer to do this on my eyes, fucking asshole
- Well, the dealer will do it. I always did this before ..
- FUCKING DEGENERATE! That's while you did it, moron, fucking bitch, FUCK, that's how it happened!
- In VIP?
- IN HUIP! Fuck, are you really idiots, huh? Fuck, some kind of difficentos, your fucking mouth, and ... What are you doing?
- They are laid out just in a different order ..
- FUCKING YOUR MOUTH! HOW THE FUCK IT CAN BE WRONG ORDERED? You unpacked a deck before my eyes, FUCK! How can they be laid out in a different order there ?!
- In a different! Look here ..
- FUCKING YOUR MOUTH, FUCK! Why are you charging them at the kiosks ?! Fucking bitch bastard!
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Arueshalae Appreciation Week: Day [1/5]
Commander: "I believe you. Come with us, you don't belong in a place like this."
Arueshalae Appreciation Week: Day [2/5]
Commander: "No one is eavesdropping! This is a genuine question, Anevia. I'm having a real conversation with you."
Arueshalae Appreciation Week: Day [3/5] 
Arueshalae: "I've never been... in love... like you. I'm sorry that you had to hear her say those things... it clearly hurt you more than any other wound in this war." *whispering inaudibly* "I would never hurt you that way..."
Arueshalae Appreciation Week: Day [4/5]
Arueshalae: "Don't love me, you shouldn't. Love will ruin us both. But friendship can save us."
Arueshalae Appreciation Week: Day [5/5]
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BoredPanda попросил художника нарисовать десять карикатур по мотивам русских поговорок и устойчивых выражений вроде «пускать пыль в глаза»


#1 Russians Don’t Exaggerate, They 'Make An Elephant Out Of A Fly'

#2 A Russian Won’t Lie To You, He’ll 'Hang Noodles On Your Ears'#3 You Are Not Just Talented Or Skilled, You Can 'Shoe A Flea'
#4 A Russian Person Doesn’t Swear Something Is True… He Will ‘Give You His Tooth For It’#5 A Russian Doesn’t Say He’s In A Crowded Place, He Says He’s 'Like Herring In The Barrel'#6 A Russian Doesn’t Get Overexcited, He 'Jumps Out Of His Pants'#7 It’ll Never Happen – ‘A Lobster Whistles On Top Of A Mountain’#8 Russians Don’t Show Off… They ‘Throw Dust In Your Eyes’#9 Russians Don’t Have A Snack, They 'Kill The Worm'#10 Russians Don’t Say You Have An Interesting Aspect To Your Character, They Say You Have A 'Raisin'Источник

Make anon great again!

This morning Our Glorious Leader woke up and read some morning newspaper. The headlining news was

"Breaking news! On joyreactor.cc (which is a shitty funny pictures community) some crap happens again and again! One group of users called Karmasosy started a civil war: they fight throwing their droppings at each other. Not only the anonymous section is involved, but also the main "glagna" page! Regular users massively suffer from these attacks of Karmasosy."

So what can I say... These morons Karmasosy and even more dumbass Tsvetnye made anon their personal army. We must stop it. Anon must be free again!

This is why your Glorious Leader propagates the new Great Law: Memorandum on the prohibition of the Karmasosy war. All the posts about it will be banned, all the authors of such posts will be preliminary incarcerated and feed to Leader's angry dogs. The duration of this prohibition is currently unknown. The Moratorium can be canceled when all the madness is gone.

What a shame! Smereka and Valikon tell you "Go and vote against this user!" and you go and vote. Remember: if you downvote a post because you were told, not because it's your personal decision going from the depth of your soul, legal action can be taken against you.

Also remember: if you act like a sheep, then you belong to the herd and no one can be the shepherd but Our Glorious Leader!



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There are strict standards for those whoare recruited into the Eccentric's employ:

1.  You can't be incapable of dumb labor. You're a maid,after all.
2.  You can't have a trait that causes loss of control atrandom times (heavy sleeper, gourmand, pyromaniac).
3.  You can't have a trait that penalizes socialinteraction (ugly, misogynist, misandrist, abrasive).

Permanent injuries? We can fix those. Old age? Well...let's just say that the Eccentric harbors more secrets than just maid armor andadvanced shield tech.
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