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Hello Jotreactors! I am sparrowl. In the past, while doing live streaming, someone told me that my pictures were uploaded to this site frequently and received good reviews. Thank you so much for loving my characters!

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Zdarova, amerikanets! Dobro pozhalovat na Joyreactor
BOY I sure am digging the new season of Starlight & Friends! But I noticed there were these colorful character in the foreground sometimes. Who were they? Do you thing they’ll get a whole episode someday?

Honestly though, they were nice episodes. They were good episodes, I liked them. And I don’t hate Starlight or anything. I just wish at least the mane five got to do stuff with her. Instead of just cameoing, or being helpless or mind controlled, or what have you.

I really like these horses. These ones are my favorites. I was looking forward to seeing them do stuff again. The Celestia bit, and really any time the six were on screen, were my favorite parts. I missed them.

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  ╔═════════════╗
  ║So you ghosted me?║
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                             ╔════════════════════════════════╗
                             ║      No, I didn`t. Your conversationskills were below ║
                             ║par and Icarried the conversation all thetime.           ║
                             ║You are nonchalant, inexpressive, and your idea       ║
                             ║oftaking an interest in me was aconstant "How        ║
                             ║was your day?".Having a conversation with you        ║
                             ║was not mentally stimulating.                                       ║
                             ║Ididn`t "ghost" you. I just stopped enteraiing              ║
                             ║mediocrity.                                                                        ║
                             ╚════════════════════════════════╝>
  ╔════╗
  ║ Wow ║
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Ну и как это не запостить без того самого монолога
OK. That's what I'll do. I'll tell you a story. Can you hear them? All these people who lived in fear of you and your judgement. All these people whose ancestors devoted themselves...sacrificed themselves to you. Can you hear them singing? Oh you like to think you're a God! But you're not a God! You're just a parasite eating out of jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others. You feed on them! And the memory of love and loss and birth and death and joy and sorrow so...so...come on then. Take mine. Take my memories. I hope you've got a big appetite. Because I have lived a long life. And I have seen a few things. I walked away from the last great Time War, I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and I watched as time ran out. Moment by moment until nothing remained, no time, no space, just me! I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man! And I have watched universes freeze and creations burn! I have seen things you wouldn't believe! I have lost things you will never understand! And I know things! Secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken! Knowledge that would make parasite Gods blaze! So come on then! Take it! Take it all baby! Have it! You have it all!

Стартап Orchid выбирает эмбрионов с лучшими генами для ЭКО

Стартап 29-летней выпускницы Стэнфорда Нур Сиддики проводит полное секвенирование генома эмбрионов-кандидатов на процедуру ЭКО, а затем вычисляет вероятность для будущего ребенка заболеть одним из более, чем 1200 заболеваний, в которых ту или иную степень влияния оказывают гены, включая аномалии развития нервной системы, предрасположенность к раку, диабету, шизофрении и др. И выбирает лучших.
Такие процедуры уже какое-то время существуют в репродуктивных клиниках, но они секвенируют всего 0,25% всего генома, тогда как Orchid читает почти 99%. Цена вопроса - 2500 долларов за один эмбрион.
ЭКО происходит так. Пациентка проходит двухнедельный курс гормональной терапии, затем из нее извлекают яйцеклетки. Их оплодотворяют, затем эмбрионы проводят в инкубаторе несколько дней, в этот период и проводят генетические тесты, после чего они помещаются в матку пациентки.
У Orchid всего 16 сотрудников, но они уже представлены в 40 репродуктивных клиниках по всей стране и имеют тысячи клиентов, включая, по слухам, несколько известных имен из тех-индустрии.
Во время интервью Wired журналист задал Сиддики вопрос:
Представьте, что если бы подобная технология существовала раньше, и ваши бабушка и дедушка воспользовались ей, т. к. не хотели, чтобы их ребенок страдал от заболевания глаз, ваша мама бы не родилась и вы, соответственно, тоже. Думаете, это справедливо?
Ну и дальше следует диалог типа:
- Я не удаляю свою мамку.
- Но типа как бы задним числом существует мир где ты ее типа стерла.
- У меня была бы мамка, но она бы не страдала.
- Ты бы не увидела, как она страдает, потому что не существовала бы.
- Это была бы другая я.
- Но ведь именно страдания твоей мамки побудили тебя попытаться улучшить мир.
И т. д.
Это не единственный раз когда вокруг стартапа велись этические дискуссии, его уже сравнивали с Гаттакой и Дивным новым миром.
Нужны ли будущему миру подобные услуги, не смотря на все этические аспекты?
Да
1705(87,84%)
Нет
236(12,16%)

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Their Stories

"Hey young man. This is not the closest way to the Bulgewater County. You better choose the west road of the Wisteria Crossroad."
"Oh look at this thick skin. Everybody's waiting for their turn and now you want to get buried in such nice place far far away?
Hey, you better go to my grave plot. It's much closer and so beautifu..."
"I heard your goddamned hometown story for hundreds of times that my ossicles almost worn out, ma'am.
Why don't we just shut up for this painful journey? You can have some talks with the devils after burial."
"Your sister's pelvis was so huge that even three baby skulls could go through the hole."
"That bastard is talking shit again. I heard he was mental and still barking like a dog even after brain fluid dried out."
"My jaw! Where is my jaw! I can't eat without my jaw!"
"His jaw was gone sucking dragon dick."
"This rude boy is ignoring me again! I told you Bulgewater County is not this way..."
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They Talk Too Much

"I told you not to go this way."
"Hey lad. Your fighting stance is awkward as hell."
"Your mama's tit was so huge that her ribs were bent."
"He's so nice as always. Drop me off here."
"We're dead! We're all dead. All because of that stupid gravekeeper!"
"Where is my jaw?"
"When I was young, I found no monsters as ugly as this one."
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They Still Talk

"Amazing, lad! Transforming our remains into spirit form, what a magic!"
"If I didn't know you, i would have thought that you were trying to kill us all! I know this sort of sorcery, and they use this spell to destroy the undeads."
"Your mama's spine is so bent that you can use it in math class as protractor."
"Good to be together as always. It's hard to find nice lad like this fellow these days."
"Where is my jaw? I can't find my jaw!"
"Huh! You call this a magic! Back in my days..."
"Hey young man, do you even hear me?"
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Take Them Please

"Mortal. I ask you to yield one of those heads."
"I can't."
"You cherish life of the deads more than yours? How touching."
"No really. I can't."
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Put Your Hand on My Shoulder

"Hey young lad. You're just passing by that poor giant's body and you call yourself a gravekeeper?"
"Knock it off you bloody dotard."
"Haha! We heard you talking back to our word! Today's a special day!"
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The Protectors

I hear dead people.
And they never fxxking shut up.
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Dead Men Tell A Lot of Tales

"That's a mighty fine necromancy, summoning the dead severed arm!"
"And he didn't raise us from dead with such skill."
"Where is my jaw."
"If we knew he could do that we would've never apologized him."
"I mean, it's pretty absurd to blame us for dragging monster's attention by our chatter. It's monster that cut off his arm, not us."
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Manga Style Necromancy

"Fight with me."
"Wait, we never agreed that."
"I will never forget you."
"I said we never agreed that."
"SOUL CRUSHER."
"You motherf-."
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"Your Move, Old Man."

"Look at that ruddy bastard grabbing old man's head."
"Where is my jaw."
"Back in my days, even rudest of all showed respect to the elders.
Kids these days ignore the aged men and their wisdom.
Back in my days, no one would've allowed this to happen.
The kings had to get off their horse to salute me on the road."
"When yer mom rolled on the pen with the pigs."
"Where is my fxxking jaw, you bloody ruffians."
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Necro-man

Even though the sword is broken dead, I can call its soul back.
Arm is the most basic type of shield.
My revived arm will be a shield.
This is my necromancy.
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Starved Pistol of Diliworth

Starved Pistol of Diliworth.
One of the haunted relics made by infamous weapon inventor Godin Elwiv of Eldrian two centuries ago.
The soul of people who were killed by him is stored inside.
Danger Rank High. Never touch.
P.S. My dear pupil who never ever read nor listen to my words.
I leave this postscript for I thought you would've ignore that warning.
At least don't fire this pistol twice.
The chance of it taking user's soul increases geometrically on the second fire.
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Hellblade

"Old man. Sword."
"Arfwgerraworf"
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You Must Fly

"Damn, I'm terribly sorry lady.
This is what my necromancy do.
Look at my arm. Revived in strange form of my true nature.
I guess your soul looks like a fish, swimming freely in the air.
At least you can fly instead of having normal leg oh what the hell am I talking about. I'm really...
Oh... Uh... I guess you like it.
Thank you."
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One is Gone

My masters, all six of them, told me not to talk to the deads.
The deads never come back to life. That's undeniable truth. The truth that people left behind want to deny so much.
The soul of the dead leaves this world over the curtain of our realm forever.
What we call ghost is just an embodiment of remaining thought, emotion, or memory of the deads.
That's why they cannot talk normally, always want though need nothing, and stick to something obstinately.
It is difficult to remove them peacefully unless you follow certain rules and process originated from the deceased.
The deads are not the ones you knew.
Now I can understand why they taught me that over and over again.
It is obvious how I'll react to the false hallucination of my masters when they pass away.
 When I remembering my first RE walkthrough in nineties I think of this moments. I just couldn’t express it like this back then
I don't need no arms around me
And I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Don't think I need any thing at all
No, don't think I need anything at all
All in all it was all just the bricks in the wall
All in all you were all just bricks in the wall
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