i hold your hand

"Я выживу!" 

Блистательная старушка Глория Гейнор уверена, что знает, как выжить при пандемии 

Briefcase full of blues

На этот раз я делаю чемоданчик для хранения/транспортировки своих харпов.

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Начинаю изнутри, вырезая и склеивая разделители.

Получившаяся конструкция приклеивается ко дну, пробиваются отверстия для шва.

Я тут добыл немного кожи Crazy Horse (на самом деле она делается из коров, просто название такое). Сама Crazy Horse довольно мягкая и хорошо тянется. Слишком хорошо. Поэтому я её клею и пришиваю поверх основы из более толстой и жесткой кожи.

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Немного подпортил заднюю стенку клеем (светлая полоса на стыке). Благо, место такое, что почти не видно.

Из обрезков кожи сделал заглушку для Зейделевской Big Six, чтобы не проваливалась на дно.

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С моделью NAI в SD можно генерить не только терабайты хорни контента

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masterpiece, best quality, solo focus, boy, hidden face, brown short hair, black (overcoat), blue jeans, white-red sneakers, leather gloves, cloudy, foggy, street light, telephoto, depth of field, lens distortion, white balance, dramatic lighting, tone mapped, lens flare, detailed, realistic

Negative prompt: lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, ((extra fingers)), ((poorly drawn hands)), ((poorly drawn face)), (((mutation))), (((deformed))), ((bad anatomy)), (((bad proportions))), ((extra limbs)), glitchy, ((extra hands)), ((mangled fingers)), dark-skinned male

Steps: 80, Sampler: Euler, CFG scale: 11, Seed: 1592534600, Size: 1024x768, Model hash: 925997e9, Model: NovelAI, Denoising strength: 0.7, Clip skip: 2, ENSD: 31337

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masterpiece, best quality, anime poster, 1boy, peasants, (((guards))), steal armor, black chestplate, open helmet, face, short hair, stubble beard, open eyes, closed mouth, close-up, solo focus, indoors, (temple), (((middle ages europe))), ((dark fantasy)), (gothic), lens distortion, white balance, dramatic lighting, tone mapped, lens flare, by studio (((((MAPPA))))

Negative prompt: lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, ((extra fingers)), ((poorly drawn hands)), ((poorly drawn face)), (((mutation))), (((deformed))), ((bad anatomy)), (((bad proportions))), ((extra limbs)), glitchy, ((extra hands)), ((mangled fingers))

Steps: 80, Sampler: Euler, CFG scale: 11, Seed: 3854560427, Size: 1024x768, Model hash: 925997e9, Model: NovelAI, Denoising strength: 0.7, Clip skip: 2, ENSD: 31337

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masterpiece, best quality, anime poster, 1boy, (((witcher))), ((geralt)) of rivia, little (scar) on left eye, two sword on back, armor, no helmet, medium pale hair, small beard, yellow cat eyes, standing, from behind, (close-up), solo focus, outdoors, (village), ((fantasy)), (eastern europe), lens distortion, white balance, dramatic lighting, tone mapped, lens flare, detailed, realistic, by (((GHIBLI)))

Negative prompt: lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, ((extra fingers)), ((poorly drawn hands)), ((poorly drawn face)), (((mutation))), (((deformed))), ((bad anatomy)), (((bad proportions))), ((extra limbs)), glitchy, ((extra hands)), ((mangled fingers)), animal, cat, pet,

Steps: 80, Sampler: Euler, CFG scale: 11, Seed: 3912775550, Size: 1024x704, Model hash: 925997e9, Model: NovelAI, Denoising strength: 0.7, Clip skip: 2, ENSD: 31337

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masterpiece, best quality, anime poster, 1boy, (((witcher))), ((geralt)) of rivia, little scar on left eye, back, wolf medallion on neck, leather chainmail black armor, leather armored gloves, no helmet, medium pale hair, small beard, yellow cat eyes, standing, from behind, (close-up), solo focus, outdoors, (village), ((dark fantasy)), (eastern europe), lens distortion, white balance, tone mapped, lens flare, detailed, realistic, by (((a-1 pictures)))

Negative prompt: lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, ((extra fingers)), ((poorly drawn hands)), ((poorly drawn face)), (((mutation))), (((deformed))), ((bad anatomy)), (((bad proportions))), ((extra limbs)), glitchy, ((extra hands)), ((mangled fingers)), ((animal)), cat, pet, wolf,

Steps: 80, Sampler: Euler, CFG scale: 11, Seed: 1972381041, Size: 1024x704, Model hash: 925997e9, Model: NovelAI, Denoising strength: 0.7, Clip skip: 2, ENSD: 31337

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masterpiece, best quality, (((pencil drawing))), ((manga)), poster, 1boy, cyberpunk jacket, shirt, gloves, short hair, open eyes, standing, from front, [[close-up]], solo focus, outdoors, (street), (((cyberpunk))), (neon), (holograms), night, foggy, lens distortion, white balance, tone mapped, lens flare, detailed, realistic

Negative prompt: lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, ((extra fingers)), ((poorly drawn hands)), ((poorly drawn face)), (((mutation))), (((deformed))), ((bad anatomy)), (((bad proportions))), ((extra limbs)), glitchy, ((extra hands)), ((mangled fingers)), ((animal)), cat, pet, wolf,

Steps: 80, Sampler: Euler, CFG scale: 11, Seed: 1714982364, Size: 1024x704, Model hash: 925997e9, Model: NovelAI, Denoising strength: 0.7, Clip skip: 2, ENSD: 31337

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masterpiece, best quality, (framed poster), 1boy standing on the roof, short hair, open eyes, closed mouth, cyberpunk coat, black pants, leather boots, looking into the distance, back, from behind, (clouse-up), cyberpunk city, [skyscrapers], outdoors, (streets), (((cyberpunk))), ((neon)), (holograms), night, [foggy], dramatic lighting, lens distortion, white balance, tone mapped, lens flare, detailed, realistic

Negative prompt: lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, ((extra fingers)), ((poorly drawn hands)), ((poorly drawn face)), (((mutation))), (((deformed))), ((bad anatomy)), (((bad proportions))), ((extra limbs)), glitchy, ((extra hands)), ((mangled fingers)), ((animal)), cat, pet, wolf,

Steps: 80, Sampler: Euler, CFG scale: 11, Seed: 1452913399, Size: 1280x640, Model hash: 925997e9, Model: NovelAI, Denoising strength: 0.7, Clip skip: 2, ENSD: 31337

БОНУС:

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masterpiece, best quality, masterpiece, girl (holding cactus) dildo, medium hair, antenna hair, orange hair, blue eyes, freckles, foxy ears, breasts, standing, white top, orange welding overalls on suspenders, waist, (orange) suspenders, orange collar with bell,  gold hairpin, gold buckles, white background, evil smile, horny, blush

Negative prompt: lowres, bad anatomy, bad hands, text, error, missing fingers, extra digit, fewer digits, cropped, worst quality, low quality, normal quality, jpeg artifacts, signature, watermark, username, blurry, artist name, ((extra fingers)), ((poorly drawn hands)), ((poorly drawn face)), (((mutation))), (((deformed))), ((bad anatomy)), (((bad proportions))), ((extra limbs)), glitchy, ((extra hands)), ((mangled fingers)), dark-skinned male

Steps: 80, Sampler: Euler, CFG scale: 12, Seed: 1566520377, Size: 768x1024, Model hash: 925997e9, Model: NovelAI, Denoising strength: 0.7, Clip skip: 2, ENSD: 31337

Would hate to waste a good head!

"I don't care what you think that would serve for" the Brethren Knight Cleves said in a stern tone to a bunch of disappointed orc mercenaries. "You are NOT going to take any head -or anything else- that will rot and give away our position miles away only from it's stench and the flies. I don't care if it's for a bounty, trophy, part of your culture. I don't want to see ANY head, ears, hands, fingers or anything else. Are we clear?!"

"But how are we going to get paid?!" protested an Ozcura, waving the freshly cut head of a fallen enemy. 

Cleves sighed. "Just show the treasurer -Brother Dithmar- and he will keep a tally for once we are back in Castle Kreuzfeldt" the warrior-monk said. "And don't take too much loot, either" this generated a wave of protests, as it was part of their benefit. "No complains!" Cleves said. "We are deep in enemy territory, and we still have a long way to go. So we can't get overburdened. Take preference for food, because anything else we will have to carry all the way to the Demonlands and back"

There was general disappointment among the Orcpeliers -the orc mercenaries under service of the Order of the Holy Sword of Nortender-, but they understood the logic behind it.

"I don't know. I would hate to waste a good head!" said Magdalena, as she tossed the head of a vanquished enemy on a burlap sack her sister Hortence was holding. 

"Hello, fellow Orcpeliers!" said another grey orc near them.

They turned around, not recognising her from the garrison of Kreuzfeldt... or any of the other Orcpelier forces that where gathered as auxiliary infantry for this deep raid into the enemy lands, to support the heavy cavalry of the Order and the mounted infantry. But she had the right sort of gear, and a hastily pinned yellow cross of Nortender on her clothes. 

The third ozcura looked quite nervous... as if she had fought in the losing Dark Legion force and quickly slapped the symbol of the Order, rather than try to run or surrender -well knowing that in such a deep raid into the Demonlands, the order couldn't really spare time and manpower with prisoners.

The two sisters looked at each other, knowing well what happened. They knew the order didn't recruited on the battlefield deserters... but they where so far away from the lands of the Order, and in this battle they had already lost several of their comrades... who would tell the knights? Unlike them, they could appreciate an intelligent ozcura with an instinct for survival. 

"Hello... fellow Orcpelier" the twin sisters finally said to the relief of the new recruit.