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Из "Warcraft Heroes Handbook":
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Альянс:
Humans tend toward no particular alignment. The best and the worst are found among them.
Most dwarves are lawful, believing firmly in the benefits of a well-ordered society. They tend toward good as well, with a strong sense of fair play and a belief that all deserve to share in the benefits of a just order.
Night elves live in close ties with the natural world, they have an unprecedented connection to nature
and protect it fiercely, pulling many night elves towards good. They love freedom and variety, making most lean toward the gentler aspects of chaos as well.
Gnomes are good-hearted, and even the tricksters amongst them are more playful than vicious.
Those of evil alignment are often the result of madness. An innovative idea that consumed them.
Draenei are mostly good. Those who strive towards law are sages, priests, paladins, vindicators, or
scholars.
Those who tend toward chaos are warriors, rangers, or in other ways people more fond of pure fighting.
Worgen tend to become chaotic, while originating from humans, the infection of their blood with the wolves has made them more unpredictable.
Most void elves tend to be lawful, much like
their blood elven kin. Those who do become chaotic are
those who lose control of their void powers and become
consumed by them.
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Орда:
Orcs might not have an innate tendency toward evil, but many end up there. Evil or not, many orcs
lean toward a chaotic alignment.
Forsakens alignment varies, as their race origin, most tend to become more chaotic, and very few keep to good after decades of being an undead.
Most tauren are lawful, keeping to their tribal code. Those who are evil are shunned upon, most either
outlaws or corrupted in some form.
Trolls are a neutral race, their alignment varying drastically between them. Most trolls tend to be
lawful
, their tribes often having particular customs and rules for them to abide by.
High elves lies in a very militant society, strict rules have been made for people to uphold, pushing most towards a lawful alignment.
Most goblins tend to be chaotic to a certain degree, even when lawful, they have a spark of chaoticness in them that they cannot get rid off.
Order and structure are key to nightborne. Their society believes that reputation and status are of the
utmost concern, and that mortality and principles of right and wrong are viewed too often in that light. Giving most nightborne a lawful alignment.
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Независимые расы:
Pandaren are a peaceful race, and for most parts tend to their own, making many pandarens neutral or good aligned. Finding an evil aligned pandaren is unusual.
Лучшая раса?
Люди
5(14,71%)
Дворфы
2(5,88%)
Ночные эльфы
3(8,82%)
Гномы
0(0%)
Дренеи
5(14,71%)
Воргены
0(0%)
Войд эльфы
0(0%)
Орки
2(5,88%)
Отрекшиеся
6(17,65%)
Таурены
3(8,82%)
Тролли
0(0%)
Кровавые эльфы
6(17,65%)
Гоблины
1(2,94%)
Найтборны
1(2,94%)
Пандарены
0(0%)

4 марта — официальный день Мастера Подземелий

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Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago

Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players

Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"

Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?"

OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif

Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot. "

Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them.

NaniTheFuck.mp3

Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"

Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you dumb dumb mister: Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler. " Me: "Wow…well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.

Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room. " (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker. 
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon. "

Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"

I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about…(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)…the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"

Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)

I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night.

Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him.

I am the dumb dumb mister.

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Звучит как попытка натянуть сову на глобус. Друид в форме зверя ничем не отличается от зверя, поэтому если стражник не видел его превращение изначально, то не мог его заподозрить. А если видел, то тут ты хоть нат 20 выкинь, все равно стражник будет знать
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