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В одной из школ американского Вермонта мальчиков теперь будут называть «лицами, производящими сперму», а девочек – «лицами, производящими яйцеклетки». Сделано это ради «гендерной инклюзивности».
На спермоприемник и спермогенератор рассчитайсь!


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Почему бы присвоить переменной мальчик значение "генератор спермы", а девочке "генератор яйцеклеток".
А меньшинства называть в соответствии с их сексуальными предпочтениями: ебатель жоп, лизатель пизд, наблюдатель ебли, избегатель ебли.

Братишки, я вам новый мемес нашел



Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
itl be an honour
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Balmora

In Gold Coast Cyrodiil born and raised
On the anvil docks I spent most of my days
maxing' out grindin' increasing' my skills
And all shootin some crossbows inside the school
When a couple of guards who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight over a bottle of ale
he said thats it! I've had it! your going to jail


I begged and pleaded with him only kiddin
but he kicked my ass and threw me in prison
but then he came back down and when he leaned right in
he told me you are gonna be released in Morrowind

slave class, back of the ship
eating damp old bread with my new pal jiub
is this what morrowind outlanders are treated like?
Hmmmmm this cant be alright.

But wait I hear they're racist, all, ash and tar
Is this the type of dump that they send this groovy guar?
what will they think
i hope its not horror
they all better watch for the prince of Balmora

Well, the boat landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like santa standing there with my name out
I dont want any damn assecion
I just got here
gotta custom class i aint answering your questions

through the census gave the dude there a holla
he had a steel sword and imperial Templar armor
told me Caius Cosades was a man with honor
But I thought 'ill forget it' - 'Serah to Balmora'

I pulled up to the town about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the strider 'Yo swit smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
Its about to get hotter
when i sit on my throne as the Prince of Balmora

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I thought every time I posted on the English JOYREACTOR the shit would pop up here. You guys sure do upload A LOT, like all damn day. I don’t know why both sites won’t just combine into one.
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Your eyes can be so cruel 
— I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. 


Я конечно это время не застал, но многое что слышал. На днях удалось собрать небольшую, но годную подборку. Наслаждайтесь :). (Что-о может уже и было, но мне было лень проверять.)

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618) A.W.E.: Automated work ensambler. A robot made to build robots had to be the first one on the page. It can also work on buildings, cars or whatever is needed, because when you think about current robots like mechanical arms are doing just find screwed there ensambling our goods, the only reason to make them any more anthropomorphic might be versatility.


619) Tesla walker: We have alredy abused enough in science fiction with tesla stuff... maybe tesla coils are just the quintessential futuristic or retrofuturistic mad scientist invention and they perfectly match a crazy robot.


620) Imperial guard: Inspired by 40k, I made some sort of.. imperial guard... Roman looking robot armed with a gladius, a smaller dagger and some kind of gun.


621) Tactical defender: This robot is designed to stand its ground while receiving heavy fire (thats what the shield is for, duh!). To avoid stress of the parts, reduce friction and optimize the absorption of the energy it hoover some centimetres above the ground transforming the impact of the projectile into movement... so technically it does not hold its ground at all, its not even in contact with the ground. But It is a good defender, thats for sure.


622) The Aerial: The ultimate walking tower... because we don't see many walking towers around. This defense engine carries a powerful shield generator, long range missiles, a ring of massive guns around the "hips" and smaller anti-personal guns from the knees to the ankles.


623) M-23 Suppressor: An assassination unit. First of all let me make something clear; a human shape would be the last I would think of when thinking about movement efficiency, and overall... deadlyness. Spiders, snakes... dogs! everything would make a better assassin in my opinion, but sometimes peer pressure wins the game, and with so many killer androids out there I had to make one too. I can't remember if it had any ranged weapons, but the blades are just find, the one on the right hand is motorized by the way.


624) Adan: The first one of a new breed of robots, faster, stronger, and smarter than humans.. hmnn well, thats it.


625) Infiltrator: A worm or snake like mechanical creature designed for espionage, it can slither inside ventilation ducts ... and simliar large ducts so frecuent in advanced futuristic structures whitout which hideous creatures, and nimble hereos wouldn't survive.


626) A.P: Imagine not only an artificial intelligence, but also that intelligence developing psychic powers like psychokinesis and telepathy, how could would that be. And if this powers were to be affected by the power of the brain itself, and being a compure it would be all like "bip bip, analizing atomic structure" and be super powerful? wouldn't that be awesome?

Некая Precious Dime захотела общения.Думал что ответ на один из тех попыток переписок на иностранных сайтах.Но вовремя осекся.

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