If you wanna have a sex, Fuck my dog, his name is Rex.
If you wanna have a brother, Ask your father fuck your mother.
If you wanna fuck for funny, Fuck yourself and save your money.
If you wanna be OK, Fuck yourself in every day.
If you wanna fuck the sky, You must teach your penis fly.
If you wanna sex for pleasure, fuck yourself "как можно реже".
If you wanna do it best, fuck yourself without rest.
If you wanna suck my dick, don't be lazy, do it quick.
If you wanna be OK, fuck your parents every day.
If you wanna be a gay, fuck your dad on sunny day.
If you want the biggest fuck, buy a really large big-mac.
If you want to fuck with rich, show him money from the brige.
Every morning, in the dark, everybody wants to fuck.
- куме, в зоопарку був?
- був.
- І як як?
- Як "як"? Як як як.