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I am the very model of a scientist salarian,
I’ve studied species turian, asari and batarian.
I’m quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
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“I am YOU.”

I decided to colour a little Chara sketch! I think Chara isn’t actually evil, it’s more like the player is their subconscious who tells them to do bad things which they proceed to tell Frisk to do until Chara completely takes her over. Sure, she did have her sadistic side when alive, but something must have happened to make them like that. In the genocide route, we encourage this sadistic behavior which then makes them see themselves as a demon. In the end, we’re the real villains of the story.

He could've become a strongest wizard ever. The talent he got was feared even by the stars. He wanted to become a summoner who call out and control terrible monsters from the other world. Only problem was that not even single being answered his call because of his filthy temper.
When you're dealing with the necromancer, watch where you step.

Check whether there was a war in that place before.
The guards of the city gate patted her down to check whether she was armed.

But they didn't check her well enough.



That's how Arondil Massacre was happened.
"I know I've been biting the dust for every single tries, but this is the real one.

My keen sense of treasure hunter is telling me so."
He became a legend.

A knight rose alone against the Army of the West, and fought for three days in the narrow gorge to protect his companions retreating.



When he ran out of all strength and died, he was still standing. He never kneeled.
"You know, the words of the giants are really hard to pronounce.

I tried to say, 'Do you have a mother?'

but I actually ended up saying, 'I declare war to you as a representative of Lebensia.'"
"I am no god.

Even I am only a creation just like you, and not your master but brother.

I dare wish to set your record straight, by preaching the teachings of All Father, who is not bound to paradox and destiny."



"I'm afraid we should get going now."
"My fellow Knights of Revesin.

I know you're busy with war stuff now

but let me borrow your sword shadow please."
Her magic will crush you, rip you, tear you apart.

If you're lucky, you might be left as fragmented image between spaces, or might appear in the different story and genre.
The Shadow Torch was lit by the dark fire, and casted shadow instead of light.

In the pitch darkness made by the ancient relic, only its wielder gained a bright and clear vision.



I guess she thought that it would be a great tool for assassination.
Long time ago, there lived a wise and kind king named Hravir.

The blacksmith showed his respect by offering him crown made of the language of world.

Thrifty king used to concern whether he's wearing a crown too fancy and extravagant.

The people called him Hravir the Crownless.
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Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago

Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players

Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"

Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?"

OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif

Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot. "

Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them.

NaniTheFuck.mp3

Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"

Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you dumb dumb mister: Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler. " Me: "Wow…well, if it will help her sleep, then sure.

Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room. " (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker. 
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon. "

Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"

I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about…(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)…the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"

Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)

I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night.

Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him.

I am the dumb dumb mister.
Due to popular demand, making actual refference sheets for these two ♥ This almost feels like a real AU now XD I was never friends with refs, so these are kinda’chaotic? Anyway, I tried to explain and show (and joke a bit). The kind of..disclaimer (?) up there is only to clarify some things. So people wouldn’t go on teasing Boru or Junky about Frisk, when they aren’t really a thing in the original! (yet….it might happen eventually, there was a Chisk lurking near G! in Junkpile’s version, ended up little Frisk…but they keep evolving G! in their way, making many cool headcanons there…. (like him apparently playing piano!). So these are made for the Echotale AU, if anyone is interested . Maybe I’ll make a headcanon post one day too ;) I am very happy this AU is embraced and loved, thank you so much for your support! Have fun with it! 

Представитель ЦАХАЛ подтвердил, что боевики ХАМАС убивали и обезглавливали детей.

Официальный представитель Армии обороны Израиля Джонатан Конрикус заявил, что ЦАХАЛ может подтвердить ранее появившиеся сообщения о том, что террористы ХАМАС убивали и обезглавливали детей.
«Я думаю, теперь мы можем с относительной уверенностью сказать, что это то, что сделал ХАМАС… Повсюду были разбросаны изуродованные тела».
По словам Конрикуса, которые публикует BBC News, соответствующую информацию об обстоятельствах гибели детей предоставил коронер, посетивший кибуц Беэри, где погибли десятки мирных жителей.
«Я признаю, что нам потребовалось некоторое время, чтобы по-настоящему осознать и подтвердить это сообщение, и было трудно поверить, что даже ХАМАС мог совершить такой варварский акт», — сказал он.
Ранее израильские СМИ сообщали, что в кибуцах, на которые напали боевики ХАМАС, были найдены тела убитых женщин и детей, некоторые из них были обезглавлены. Официально израильские власти подтверждали информацию о погибших жителях поселений, но число жертв не называли и обстоятельства гибели не комментировали.
Волонтеры поисково-спасательной группы Zaka сообщали, что обнаружили в кибуце Беэри по меньшей мере тела 100 погибших израильтян. Данные о погибших, сообщали в Zaka, не являются окончательными. В кибуце Кфар-Аза, также расположенном недалеко от сектора Газа, по данным Zaka, были найдены тела 200 мирных жителей, в том числе примерно 40 детей.
Всего в результате нападения боевиков ХАМАС на Израиль 7 октября погибли, по данным на 12 октября, 1300 человек, около 3300 жителей получили ранения.
Израиль в ответ на нападение начал наносить массированные удары по целям, связанным с ХАМАС, в секторе Газа. Палестинские власти сообщали 11 октября о 1200 погибших жителях и 5600 пострадавших.
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Чего, переживаешь за своих хамасовых друзняшек?
братан, ты приебнутый
отрицать, что хамас занимаются буквальным линчеванием гражданских абсолютно независимо от их возраста - это нужно быть не "СЛАВНЫМ ПРАВДОРУБОМ", это надо быть натуральным дегенератом и адвокатом дьявола в самом печальном смысле этих слов
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