I was at Walmart tonight & I saw this man w/ a cart full of stuffed animals. When I asked him why, my heart became full. He told me that every year he dresses up as Santa & walks the halls of the children's ER & resells them to dying kids at a massive markup.
- Да, подходи, бери
- Но у меня же нет ножек...
- Ну нет ножек - нет варенья