КАКОГО ЧЁРТА Я НЕ МОГУ ; РАБОТАТЬ В ВАШЕМ БОРДЕЛЕ?!)
Я НА 40 ПРОЦЕНТОВ ' СИСЬКИ, НА 30 ПРОЦЕНТОВ I ЖОПА И У МЕНЯ БЕЗДОННАЯ ГЛОТКА!
ПОСМОТРИ НА МОЮ ТАЛИЮ! МЕНЯ МОЖНО ВЗЯТЬ ОДНОЙ РУКОЙ и НАСАДИТЬ НА ЧЛЕН!
JACKPOT!
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ANOTHER CÜRGEP RING!
GHOULP WE TAKE IT FOR IPENTIFICATION?
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STEP 2.) ONCE A OOBLIN IS NEAR, SLOWLY ANV CALMLY APPROACH
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Q. Hold on one sec.
Wait, are you telling me that Stephen Hawking frequented the island for pleasure?
A. Yes, Jeffrey loved to have intellectuals visit the island so he could reward them for their hard work for humanity and for other darker reasons.
Q. Did Jeffrey ever talk to you about Stephen