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Happy Holidays Virgin v. Merry Christmas Chad Tepid, generic greeting is recieved as insincere by everyone. Avoids eye contact while mumbling "Happy Holidays most people don't even hear him. All women want to be left alone by him. Use of mistletoe resulted in a visit from the police. Unironically wears ugly sweater he got from his grandmother. Bought a card for Stacey but is too scared to give it her. People of all faiths can't help but to be warmed by Chad's holida cheer. Several convert to Christianity as a result. Presents consist of socks, underwear, and Star Wars: Battlefront 2. Doesn't even know what irony is. Stacey bought new lingerie to wear for Chad. Yells "Merry Christmas" at supernaturally high volumes while maintaining eye contact with everyone in the room. All women want a gift from Chad's bulging sack. Use of mistletoe resulted in several pregnancies. Presents consist of blowjobs, motorcycles and a wolf.
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