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htcmobila
поговорки«Лобстер свистит на вершине»длиннопосткартинки

BoredPanda попросил художника нарисовать десять карикатур по мотивам русских поговорок и устойчивых выражений вроде «пускать пыль в глаза»


#1 Russians Don’t Exaggerate, They 'Make An Elephant Out Of A Fly'

#2 A Russian Won’t Lie To You, He’ll 'Hang Noodles On Your Ears'
#3 You Are Not Just Talented Or Skilled, You Can 'Shoe A Flea'
#4 A Russian Person Doesn’t Swear Something Is True… He Will ‘Give You His Tooth For It’
#5 A Russian Doesn’t Say He’s In A Crowded Place, He Says He’s 'Like Herring In The Barrel'
#6 A Russian Doesn’t Get Overexcited, He 'Jumps Out Of His Pants'
#7 It’ll Never Happen – ‘A Lobster Whistles On Top Of A Mountain’
#8 Russians Don’t Show Off… They ‘Throw Dust In Your Eyes’
#9 Russians Don’t Have A Snack, They 'Kill The Worm'
#10 Russians Don’t Say You Have An Interesting Aspect To Your Character, They Say You Have A 'Raisin'
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alexalex
my little ponymlp песочницафэндомыRainbow BlitzRainbow DreampatchfamilyRainbow Dashmane 6Firefly (mlp). rainbow dash
Rainbow Dash's Family
Her mother Firefly, father Rainbow Blitz, older sister Rainbow Dream, and little brother Patch. They are at the train station visting Rainbow Dash. Who else would want to see her family in Season 4 of friendship is Magic, honestly I don't care about anything as long as Firefly is her mother I'll be so happy.
Firefly: Is the original Firefly in G4 form
Rainbow Blitz: Appeared in Season 3
Rainbow Dream: She is the G3 form of Rainbow Dash, she likes to say darling a lot and doesn't have a lot in common with her sister, she likes highly into fashion.
Patch: Patch is a gender bender of Patch from G1.5, I decided to make her have a little brother, I thought it was fitting although it could be a boy or girl.
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anon
anon
anonvideoнаркоманы

I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay because I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
We make plans to go out at night
I wait till two then I turn out the light
This rejection's got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
When she's saying that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care, right, yeah, yeah
Now I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well, I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Machikado
Machikado
MiiaMonster MusumeAnimeLamia (Monster Girl Anime)Monster Girl (Anime)Anime Unsorted

Miia and her daughter


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Kurtion
Kurtion
HitsujigoodsБлохэйAlien GirlGrisSwimsuitmega milkарт девушкаartмного картинокдлиннопостбез перевода...
Lonely NEET and her beloved Blåhaj
NEET girl dating sim
NEET girl bath simulator
A NEET so clean you could eat off her!
It might be time to tidy up a little...
Who should Kara be for Halloween? I'll say she's quite partial to her new plugsuit.
As you can see, she's an amazing cook!
NEET girl hand holding simulator.
Yuna picked Kara's Halloween costume this year...
Some patrons requested Kara as Misato and Power!
I've got something really cute for Friday morning. In the mean time here's a wifed up Kara!
Koji makes sure his NEET cousin never feels left out!
Kara is an only child, so Koji is like her de-facto older brother! He's one of the few people Kara is really close to
I've been racking my brain trying to figure out who the person in this photo is, and then I realized...
Feliz jueves!
Kara's dad took her to visit family in Sweden. He bought them matching father and daughter parkas!
Rate this gaming setup
The Kara yule goat is here to wish you a merry christmas!
There are an infinite number of universes, with an infinite number of different Karas in them, here's just a few of them.
I wish you all an amazing 2022
What Kara are you today?
The swimsuit is on, but will she go to the beach?
Lying awake in bed, remembering cringey shit from high school.
This is my neet girl, there are many others like her but this one is mine.
Kara when she realizes you're a fictional character and she can't actually date you...
Kara's Joe Rogan interview
Alternative universe booba Kara
Biblically accurate angel
girl who stinks good
NEET Girl Dating Sim: Pretending to be Ryan Gosling Edition
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MinionN42
MinionN42
storyличноеSteamБаян
br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes :)

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L:)

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:
:(

br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. :)

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, bitch.
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Roooma
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