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Brothers of Metal - Theft of the Hammer (Emblas Saga, 2020)

Песня, основанная на одном из скандинавских мифов, в котором великан по имени Трюмр, захотев заполучить себе в жёны богиню Фрейю, решил украсть небезызвестный молот Мьёлльнир у столь же небезызвестного бога Тора. Для того же, чтобы вернуть молот законному владельцу, асами было принято решение нарядить в свадебное платье самого Тора и отправить его под видом Фрейи и в сопровождении Локи, переодетого служанкой, в замок Трюмра и застать великана врасплох.

He woke up in fear and doubt
Hammerless and mad
"Give it back at once you thief
Or I'll go tell my dad!"
Giant slayer, Jotun bane
Mjölnir is its name
It was stolen and defiled
Held as hostage in the giant's games

The adventure of the bride
And how Thor regained his pride

Stealing from a god
You clueless fools
I am the god of thunder

I will show you theft
Your world will fall
And crumble down before my might

Lightning and thunder, follow their path
As they hastily cross the sky
Bridesmaid and bride, ready for death
And the bloodbath that was nigh
Look there Loki said, as he pointed to the west
"A castle in the night"
The rage of Thor shone through the night
The thunder in his heart

Stealing from a god
You clueless fools
I am the god of thunder

I will show you theft
Your world will fall
And crumble down before me
Thunder followed by lightning
I'm crossing the sky
With vengeance in mind

Hear me, hammer of glory
I am on my way

As our bride waited for his first true kiss
His heart did beat with worry
The hammer must return

His dress fell to his feet
As he felt Mjölnir in his palm - Hammer time
The hammer has returned

Weapon in hand, he sprung from his seat
Crushing the skull of his groom
A massacre of a tremendous scale
Spreading blood across the room

The joy in his heart could not be met
The slaughter was truly obscene
The darkness within the lightning god
And a carnage seldom seen

Stealing from a god
You clueless fools
I am the god of thunder

I will show you theft
Your world will fall
And crumble down before my might
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But I have a better trick up my sleeve.
Your eyes have already adjusted to the dark right?
I played around too,Zootopia,Зверополис, Зоотопия,фэндомы,Nick Wilde,nick wilde, Ник Уайлд,Zootopia characters,Judy Hopps,Джуди Хопс,Zootopia comics,много текста,Zootopia Fright Night,thephantombeyond
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cant shoot her even if I wanted to.
or when did this happened? I
dont remember.
are we even doing here? Is this even real?
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————–Zootopia Special: Fright Night————–
Nick wakes up after getting tranquilized. He’s surprised that he woke up inside the police car. He was cuffed at the back. Outside was dark probably night time and what appears to be the Rainforest District, and the car was parked in front of a large decrepit mansion overgrown by vines. Nick felt his head ache and heard a familiar voice.
Judy“Are you ok now Nick?”
Nick sees the scarlet eyes of the vampire rabbit on the driver’s seat.
Nick“Ok carrots what did you do?”
Judy“What I just placed you back there.”
Nick“Cuffed? So you bit me!? Am I gonna turn into a vampire!?”
Judy“Nick calm down.”
Nick“I can’t calm down!! I do not wanna live as a vampire!!”
Judy“NICK!! CALM DOWN OR I’LL TAZER YOU!!!”
Nick sat down checking his neck for any bite marks. 
Bogo: “Is he finally awake?”
Nick looks over the windshield and see a buffalo on fire. It was Bogo but on fire!
Judy“Yeah he’s up but I think the hallucinogenic is still in affect.”
Nick“Hallucinogenic?”
Judy“You don’t remember getting gassed?”
Judy explains that someone was creating hallucinogenics or fear toxins and intoxicated other animals. They were tasked today to arrest the criminal inside the building where he was holding up. The guy calls himself Scarecrow, even though it was just an animal in a costume. They did manage to get him but not after getting gassed. Alex and Nick were the only ones affected since their gas mask became faulty. 
Nick“Ok I remember now.”
Judy“So you see me as a vampire?”
Nick“Yeah and chief as a flaming buffalo. So um, can you un-cuff me? it’s starting to get uncomfortable back here.”
Bogo“Well as long as you can tell that it’s just the hallucinogenic making everything appear different then you’ll be fine to walk out. Try anything and I’ll put you back here.”
Nick“Yeah, its just that everyone outside seems to appear…different.”
He looks outside the window and sees that everyone are monsters. That is some powerful hallucinogenic. Well as long as Nick doesn’t freak out or run away then its fine. He just need to keep his cool. Then a whistling wolf with a very large set of teeth came to greet them.
Alex“Hey Nick you finally better?”
Nick: “Uh by the way I see you right now? No, no I’m not.”
Alex“Well at least you’re not freaking out like Geno over there.”
Alex pointed out at the ambulance parked out where Geno is lying strapped on the cart, yelling out : “ALL OF YOU ARE ALIENS!! THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!! SOMEONE HELP!!”. They placed a nuzzle on his mouth to prevent him from bitting and screaming. Nick seriously doesn’t want that to happen to him.
Alex“Man, I hope my partner is going to be ok.”
Judy“Don’t worry, maybe he’ll snap out of it tomorrow.”
Alex“I hope so.”
Nick: “I’m just glad I’m not in the same position as him right now.”
Judy“That’s rude! Say sorry!”
Nick“Ah! Sorry Alex!”
Alex: “Nah its ok I don’t want to be in the same position as him either. Hey how about this? Let’s record him yelling stuff and when he snaps out of it, we’ll show him the video.”
Nick“You are not that least bit concerned about your partner huh?”
Alex“As long as he’s kicking and screaming then he’s fine.”
They both laughed at their antics. Judy frowned on how Alex treats his partner. 
Nick“So where is our Scarecrow?”
Bogo“He just got arrested, before you and Alex started to go nuts.”
Judy“You ran like crazy inside spouting strange things, while I was trying to dart you.”
Alex“Same here, I was looking for Geno that entire time.”
Judy“We had an ambulance called in after we got the both of you.”
Nick“So why was I in the back of the car?”
Judy“I was planning to take you to the hospital but I wondered if putting you to sleep was enough to get you back to normal.”
Nick“Well I’m not one hundred percent alright, I’m still seeing things but I guess I can manage.”
Bogo“Judy take your partner to the hospital, Alex stick with Geno. As for the time being I’m going back to the station.”
Nick“Oh yeah, why did you trip me?”
Judy“What do you mean?”
Nick“You tripped me back there when I was running, what gives?”
Judy“Oh that, you ran into a small coat rack and you rolled on the floor face planting on the wall then I rushed in and asked if your nose broke.”
Nick doesn’t know whether or not he should believe her, but given the situation there’s no way to prove it.
Nick“And that thing when you made an adorable face?”
Judy“I thought I could get you to come with me if did that.”
Nick“After asking me to drink my blood?”
Judy“Well you called me a vampire bunny, I thought I should play along and make myself look cute as a vampire.”
Nick“One thing, vampires don’t do that.”
Judy“Yeah they do.”
Nick“You clearly need to watch some horror movies with me.”
Judy“Uh no.”
—————————–
Everyone left the scene. Judy followed the ambulance in front, she notices Nick looking really terrible. 
Judy“Are you ok Nick?”
Nick“Well……….no.”
Judy“Do you need something?”
Nick: “……..no.”
Judy“Do I scare you?”
Nick“What? No”
Judy“Oh is it you’re afraid of vampires Nick?”
Nick“Ha no. I’m just having a massive headache right now. And besides, you look rather cute with those red eyes.”
Judy: “Red eyes? Nick my eyes are purple.”
Nick“I know, but with the hallucinogenic everything looks different.”
Judy“So what can you see?”
Nick“That everyone is a monster.”
Judy“No I meant me.”
Nick“Oh well for one you have red eyes, long eyelashes, and some fangs peaking out of you lips. You look quite the seductress.”
Judy blushed on his remark and decided to play it off, “Well at least for today I’ve become a predator, and I will drink your blood muhahahahahaha.”
Nick“Hahaha, don’t push your luck cottontailand keep an eye on the road.”
Judy“So to you I’m now a predator, it feels very strange but I kinda like the idea now. Fear me for I’am the vampire bunny muhahahaha!” Judy playfully waving her hand on Nick’s shoulder as he tries to wave it off.
Nick: “Hehe, you may have turned into a predator my sweet cottontail but remember that you are still my prey.”
Nick looked at Judy with a scary smile. Judy got creeped out.
Nick: “Ha! You should look at your face!”
Judy: “Don’t scare me like that!” She hits him on the shoulder.
Nick: “Keep an eye on the road then!”
Judy continues to drive, but she didn’t want the conversation to end.
Judy“Were close to the hospital.”
Nick“Great, I don’t want to keep seeing this spectacle all the time. Well except you, I kinda like seeing you as vampire.”
Judy“If I ever do become one, then I’ll get you first.”
Nick“Fine by me. I let you drink my blood if you ever need to, just don’t turn me into one.”
Judy“I don’t think that’s how it works.”
Nick“Then you should watch some horror movies with me then.”
Judy“Again, no.”
Nick“Haha, if you ever got gassed a few hours ago, I don’t think you’ll last seeing what I’m seeing.”
Judy: “So outside the window, you can see everyone as monsters?”
Nick: “Yeah……and I can also see myself on the reflection.”
Judy“What do you see? And by that I mean your reflection?”
Nick“I don’t think you want to know.”
Judy pulls up at the parking lot and got inside the hospital with Alex and Geno who is still strapped in struggling to get free. The nurses told the other two to go to another section of the hall. While Nick and Judy went into the opposite side. Heading into one of the empty rooms.
The doctor arrived and checked on Nick. She appeared something horrible to Nick’s eyes since he’s making a disgusted face. What could he be seeing the doctor as? She said the hallucinogenic will wear off in a couple of hours so there is no need to worry. 
Judy“Well I’m glad there’s no bad side effect.”
Nick“Me too.”
Judy“I’ll be out and get us something to eat ok?”
Nick“Sure, I’ll just wait here.”
Judy approached him and gave him a hug, “I’m glad you’re ok.”
Nick: “Thanks Judy.”
Judy leaves the room while Nick is in bed staring at the window seeing all kinds of strange things. Then his eyes adjusted looking at his reflection by the window. 
Nick: “How ironic, I became the thing I was scared off when I was a kid. ”
What he sees is something that he was used to be afraid off. The one thing that scared him when he was a kid now appears as his reflection staring back at him. 

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And since I'm not a godless whore
He'll have to come in the back door
Therefore
Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus
The good lord would want it that way

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https://joyreactor.com/user/moo_roar

I thought every time I posted on the English JOYREACTOR the shit would pop up here. You guys sure do upload A LOT, like all damn day. I don’t know why both sites won’t just combine into one.

Космический адрес.

Задумался тут, как бы выглядел мой адрес (или адрес любого другого человека) в рамках всей Вселенной. Что бы написал на посылке мой корефан-инопланетянин, проживающий за миллиарды световых лет от меня, чтобы ее мне доставили?

Выглядело бы это примерно так. Первые пункты обычны и всем знакомы.
Квартира:
153
Дом:
Колотушкина
Улица:
Пушкина
Город:
Москва
Страна:
Россия

А вот дальнейшее уже никто и никогда не указывал в качестве адресата.

Планета:
Земля
Третья планета в своей звездной системе. Среднее расстояние от родной звезды около 150 млн. км. Диаметр около 12,7 тыс. км.
Звездная система:
Солнечная система. 
Материнская звезда - Солнце. Класс G2V "Желтый карлик". Абсолютная звездная величина 4,83. Диаметр около 1,4 млн. км.
Диаметр Солнечной системы вместе с Облаком Оорта около 1 св. года или примерно 10 триллионов километров.

The Oort Cloud (comprising many billions of comets)
Oort Cloud cutaway	*•.*: .*
drawing adapted from Donald K. Yeoman's illuslraton (NASA. JPL),вселенная,космос,галактики,планеты,длиннопост


Звездная группа:
Пояс Гулда.
Группа звезд диаметром около 3000 св. лет, к которой принадлежит и наше Солнце.

Галактический рукав:
Рукав Ориона
Наша галактика относится к классу спиральных галактик и Рукав Ориона - один из ее спиральных рукавов.

шюа
Рукав Персея
Альфа Жирафа
БетельгейЭе^
Пояс Ориона
;; I Каппа" ' мю • г Кассиопеи Цефея
Кассиопеи
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Галактика
Млечный путь
Спиральная галактика с перемычкой. Диаметр около 100 тыс. св. лет. Количество звезд - около 300 миллиардов.


Группа галактик:
Местная группа.
Содержит около 50 галактик. Крупнейшие из них: Млечнйы Путь, Андромеда (в несколько раз больше Млечного Пути) и Треугольник (в несколько раз меньше Млечного Пути). Остальные галактики являются спутниками этих трех. Например, Большое (30 миллиардов звезд, расстояния - 160 тыс. св. лет) и Малое (1,5 миллиардов звезд, расстояние - 200 тыс. св. лет) Магеллановы Облака - спутники нашего Млечного Пути.


Лист:
Местный лист галактик
Диаметр около 23 млн. св. лет., толщина около 1,5 млн. св. лет.
Помимо местной группы галактик в состав Местного Листа входят, например, Группа галактик М81 и Группа Скульптора. Лист является стеной Местного Войда.

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Сверхскопление:
Местное сверхскопление галактик (Сверхскопление Девы)
В сверхскопление помимо Местного листа входят Скопление Девы и Скопление Печи и Скопление Эридана. Имеет диаметр около 200 миллионов световых лет и содержит около 30 тысяч галактик.


Гиперскопление (Сверхскопление сверхскоплений):
Ланиакея. Содержит более 100 тысяч галактик и имеет размер более 500 миллионов световых лет
Входит:
Сверхскопление Девы (в котором находится Млечный путь)
Южное сверхскопление
Cверхскопление Гидры-Центавра

Сама Ланиакея почти наверняка тоже является составляющей более масштабной структуры, аналогичной Великой стене Геркулеса - Северной короне. Но поскольку мы находимся внутри этой сверхструктуры, нам трудно ее определить. Вот так бы выглядела Ланиакея в сравнении со стеной Геркулеса:

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Великая Стена Геркулеса-Северная Корона - эта самая большая структура в наблюдаемой Вселенной. Она относится к классу Галактических нитей и составляет основу крупномасштабной структуры Метагалактики.


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вот где карточку получали, туда и приходите!
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Пидоры, прошу о помощи в поиске.

Этот кавер(?) уже который день не лезет из головы. Но Шазам и ему подобные не помогают, а группы автора(вк, ютуб) давно не активны. UPD оригинал - BOOM! - How do you do, но интересна именно эта версия песни.
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Интересное чтиво рассекретили в американском архиве. В нём приведены попытки уговорить Ельцина, вступить в НАТО. Ничего конкретного, но сам факт инициатива со стороны США была, но кто то морозился.

CONFIDENTIAL
204 4
THE WHITE HOUSE
WASH I NGTON
MEMORANDUM OF CONVERSATION
SUBJECT:
PARTICIPANTS:
DATE, TIME AND PLACE:
Afternoon Meeting with Russian President Yeltsin:	Joint Statements, Public Line on
NATO-Russia (#f
U.S.
The President
Madeleine Albright, Secretary of State Sandy

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Да и при Путине думали вступать. И, страшное дело, вплоть до осени 2013-го проводили совместные учения в Черноморском регионе.
А потом хуйло захотел быть владычицей морскою, и захватил Крым. И превратил Россию для НАТО из союзника и потенциального участника в угрозу (начиная с 2015-го, когда ежегодный список угроз формировали. На третьем месте после международного терроризма и Китая), а спустя 7 лет и во врага.

You never saw it coming

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