sfw
nsfw

Результаты поиска по запросу "I came here"

ГМ THAT MAN.
1 Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.netf1,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с юмором и их переводы,Комиксы Cyanide and happiness,Цианистый калий и счастье,i am batman

Webb’s First Deep Field

НАСА представили первое фото космического телескопа Джеймс Уэбб. На нем представлен галактический кластер SMACS 0723. Фото занимает площадь неба примерно равную песчинке на расстоянии вытянутой руки. 

Отличный комментарий!

сравнение
детально
,JWST,Джеймс Уэбб,NASA,космос,астрономия,наука
Аннотация от автора:
So here's something that is Doctor Who related, but unofficial to the main series called Cyberons. As you can tell, they look like the Cybermen, but they're not.
So what's the history on these guys? Well, Doctor Who was off the air between 1990 to 2004 and fans of the series wanted more content. This is kinda why Big Finish do audiodramas on the series as they started off doing Doctor Who content before the show came back to fill in that gap. There w a home video company called BBV that wanted to do some sort of Doctor Who content without getting in trouble with the BBC. They either do original films using actors from Doctor Who or make knockoff monsters based on the existing creatures. The Cyberons have a different backstory from the Cybermen, as I think they were humans that turned into these creatures taking taking a drug (it's kinda confusing).
I wanted to draw these after spotting a picture on Tardis wiki and like before, I'm a huge Cybermen fan and wanted to draw more of them. Another reason is because of this video on the guy who made the masks on how he made them. He's also a Cyberman fan as well! XD

Jyn Erso: Imperial Captive

Комментарий автора:
I hope everyone else loved Rogue One as much as I did! Felicity Jones was adorable as Jyn Erso, and here is my first picture of her, actually drawn and colored more than a month before the film came out. All I had to go on at the time was what little was shown in photo stills from the film and the scenes from the trailers, but I think it still turned out as a fairly accurate depiction of her. Here we have Jyn from when we see her early in the film as an Imperial captive in binder cuffs. The premise here is that she might tease her stormtrooper captors by showing some skin in the hopes that they might open her cell and allow her the opportunity to escape. At least two more Rogue One pictures are in the planning stages now for 2017!

Релизный трейлер


Отличный комментарий!

будем откровенны - нихуя не 8 лет, а скорее 2, с того момента как Киану хайп поднял. в крайнем случае 4, как прекратилась работа над ведьмаком третьим.
Кому как. Я ждал с первого синематика, с той красивой кибербабой.

История о том, как на войне терять бдительность не стоит

Source (facebook community) Оригинал на французском
,политика,политические новости, шутки и мемы,песочница политоты,wali,Вторжение в Украину 2022,курение убивает
**********************
Русский перевод
**********************
Война в Украине...
Я живой. Идет война.
Два дня назад мы с товарищем Шэдоу направились к позиции, окруженной русскими танками, в небольшом лесу.
На месте из маленькой, убогой и грязной траншеи нас с улыбкой встретили два украинских солдата. Один из солдат даже немного говорил по-французски. Я сказал Шэдоу оставаться в окопе, даже если это скучно.
Двое украинских солдат вышли из окопа покурить. Я сказал им бросить сигареты и вернуться в укрытие, пока я буду искать позиции русских танков. Они не прислушались и даже приблизились к опушке леса, пытаясь показать мне расположение русских танков. Я сказал им, чтобы они немедленно вернулись в укрытие, и прекратили выставлять себя напоказ. К счастью, они меня послушались и вернулись покурить рядом с траншеей: не захотели идти в окоп.
Мое солдатское чутье подсказывало мне выдвигаться, потому что двое нерадивых солдат могли были быть обнаружены тепловизионным оборудованием вражеских танков.
Двадцать секунд спустя я был в 15 футах (~4.5 метра) от солдат. Наблюдая через бинокль, меня потряс мощный взрыв. Мимо меня проносилась шрапнель, словно угольки костра. Я был окутан дымом. Мое тело инстинктивно напряглось, и я ничего не слышал одним ухом.
Я вышел из укрытия, чтобы залезть в окоп и попытаться найти вражеские танки. Я посмотрел налево. Двое украинских солдат лежали на земле. Сцена была в точности как в голливудском фильме о войне. Солдат был в 5 футах (~1.5 метра) от меня. Он лежал и был без ног. Остальная часть тела была частично разорвана. Он больше не двигался.
Другой солдат был в трех футах (~1 метр) от меня. У него была оторвана нога. Еге тело было изуродовано в нескольких местах. Он все еще дышал, но сделал последний вздох прямо передо мной через дюжину секунд. Русские танки продолжали стрелять в нашу сторону.
На этом история не закончилась, но я расскажу вам это позже.
Вернувшись на базу, мой друг Шэдоу не мог поверить что он выжил. У него не было травм. Взрыв повалил его на землю. У меня тоже не было травм. Ни единой царапины. Сегодня мое ухо в порядке, и я слышу нормально.
Пехотные процедуры и учения важны. Мы видим здесь яркий пример.
Рассказываю только об одном из событий недели. Мы нанесли врагу потери, но потеряли многих товарищей.
Здесь война. Настоящая.
Слава Украине!
**********************
English translation
********************
War in Ukraine...
I am alive. It's a war here.
Two days ago, my comrade Shadow and I headed to a position surrounded by Russian tanks, in a small forest.
On the spot, two Ukrainian soldiers greeted us with a smile, from a small miserable and muddy trench. One of the soldiers even spoke a little French. I told Shadow to stay in the trench, even if it might sound boring.
The two Ukrainian soldiers came out of the trench to smoke. I told them to put off their cigarettes and go back to the shelter while I searched for the Russian tank position. They didn't listen and even ventured close to the forest edge, trying to show me the location of Russian tanks. I told them to come back immediately to the shelter and stop exposing themselves like this. Luckily they listened to me and came back to smoke next to the trench. They didn't want to go in the trench.
My reflex as a soldier was to move anyway because it was possible that the two careless soldiers had been detected by the thermal vision equipment of the enemy tanks.
Twenty seconds later, I was fifteen foot from the soldiers. I watched with my binoculars. A huge explosion shook me. Shrapnel streaked past me, like embers from a campfire. I was enveloped in smoke. My body instinctively tensed, as well as my face. I couldn't hear anything out of one ear.
I moved from cover to crawl into the trench and try to find the enemy tanks. I looked to my left. The two Ukrainian soldiers were lying on the ground. The scene was exactly like in a Hollywood war movie. A soldier was five foot from me. He was lying down and had no legs. The rest of the body was partly shredded. He was no longer moving.
Another trooper was three feet away from me. He had a ripped leg. His body was mutilated in several places. He was still breathing but took his last breath in front of me, a dozen seconds later. Russian tanks just kept shooting in our direction.
The story didn't end there but I'll tell you the rest later.
Back at the base, my friend Shadow couldn't believe his life was saved. He had no injuries. The explosion knocked him to the ground. I didn't have any injuries either. Not a single scratch. Today, my ear is doing great and I can hear normally.
Infantry procedures and drills are important. Here we see a striking example.
I tell you only one of the events of the week. We have inflicted casualties on the enemy but we have lost many comrades.
This is war. The real one.
Glory to Ukraine!

Братишки, я вам новый мемес нашел



Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
itl be an honour
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Balmora

In Gold Coast Cyrodiil born and raised
On the anvil docks I spent most of my days
maxing' out grindin' increasing' my skills
And all shootin some crossbows inside the school
When a couple of guards who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight over a bottle of ale
he said thats it! I've had it! your going to jail


I begged and pleaded with him only kiddin
but he kicked my ass and threw me in prison
but then he came back down and when he leaned right in
he told me you are gonna be released in Morrowind

slave class, back of the ship
eating damp old bread with my new pal jiub
is this what morrowind outlanders are treated like?
Hmmmmm this cant be alright.

But wait I hear they're racist, all, ash and tar
Is this the type of dump that they send this groovy guar?
what will they think
i hope its not horror
they all better watch for the prince of Balmora

Well, the boat landed and when I came out
There was a dude looked like santa standing there with my name out
I dont want any damn assecion
I just got here
gotta custom class i aint answering your questions

through the census gave the dude there a holla
he had a steel sword and imperial Templar armor
told me Caius Cosades was a man with honor
But I thought 'ill forget it' - 'Serah to Balmora'

I pulled up to the town about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the strider 'Yo swit smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
Its about to get hotter
when i sit on my throne as the Prince of Balmora

Почтальон года

5’ tall, 100lbs USPS lady handed over my package today saying, “I fight raccoon. I win.”
Short back story: I moved recently and this package was delivered to my old place (a few doors down). Our regular USPS lady, a tiny older asian woman, came back from a few days off. She knocked on my door, frazzled and out of breath. She stated (basically) that she saw a raccoon with the package, eating the chocolate and she fought the raccoon for the package. She also apologized profusely for how the package looks. It was the sweetest thing and my heart melted from the dedication!
Чуть подправленный автоперевод:
Леди USPS (почта США) ростом 5 футов (~1,52м) и весом 100 фунтов (~45кг) передала мне сегодня посылку со словами: “Я сражалась с енотом. Я победила.”
Краткая предыстория: Я недавно переехал, и эта посылка была доставлена на мое старое место (через несколько домов). Наша постоянная сотрудница USPS, миниатюрная пожилая азиатка, вернулась после нескольких выходных. Она постучала в мою дверь, измотанная и запыхавшаяся. Она заявила (в основном), что видела енота с пакетом, который ел шоколад, и она боролась с енотом за пакет. Она также извинилась за то, как выглядит посылка. Это была самая милая вещь, и мое сердце растаяло от такой самоотверженности!
Здесь мы собираем самые интересные картинки, арты, комиксы, мемасики по теме I came here (+1000 постов - I came here)