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The Virgin Santa VS The Chad Ded Moroz Popularized by Coca Cola No control over the elements Short unkempt beard Doesnt even wear gloves. Probably too broke to afford them Needs flying sleigh to deliver gifts Wouldnt dare to harm anyone Plain clothing probably made in China just like his toys. Popularized by Slavic folklore Has literal contol over snow and ice Incel elves work for him because he is too fat to do it himself. Mittens second only in power to the infinity gauntlet. bourgeois and religious Only needs his trusty Troika to deliver his gifts Clothing so ornamental it is worthy of a king. Manly mete long white beard / Probably wears Ugg Boots Imao Can and will murder you if you provoke him together with his stacy granddaughter to deliver gifts Approved by sovjet authorities Wears glorious russian valenki
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