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Always chooses the middle of a row of chairs. Hunches back and neck, and will not sit up straight to relieve growing pain in neck because he thinks that will make him stand out. When needing to sit near someone, will sit on the edge of the chair to avoid being close to someone else who's sitting down. Is never in a relaxed pose In his chair, struggles to maintain the same pose.. Tries to stay perfectly still to avoid bothering other people. Head always facing down to avoid eye contact, looks at feet to determine who is around him. Keeps legs close together so as to not annoy people for taking up space. Never removes his earbuds, uses them to avoid social interactions with strangers. Thinks everybody is looking at him Uses his smartphone constantly in an attempt to appear busy and less awkward. Wears jeans exclusively only to fit in, has no sense of personal style. Takes up an entire row of chairs by himself. When needing to sit near someone, he will simply sit on top of them. Perfectly aligns spine with the center of the Earth for optimal posture, making his neck immune to pain. Is always relaxed, but still tries to change his posture constantly to challenge himself. ^2* Vibrates constantly to annoy people. Head always faces up while looking everyone in the eye. Doesn't know who's around him. Always listening for a chance to start a conversation with a stranger. Legs spread as wide as possible for maximum comfort. Believes that it is impossible for a mortal man to see him. Too busy to own a cellphone. Doesn't wear pants.
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