Children's Bible

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My Own Grandpa
After God turned Lot’s wife into a pillar of salt, the man lived in a cave with his two daughters. “Our dad is old,” the older girl told her sister. “Let’s get him drunk with wine so we can take turns having sex with him until we get pregnant to keep our

   И вышел Лот из Сигора и стал жить в горе, и с ним две дочери его, ибо он боялся жить в Сигоре. И жил в пещере, и с ним две дочери его.

   И сказала старшая младшей: отец наш стар, и нет человека на земле, который вошел бы к нам по обычаю всей земли; итак напоим отца нашего вином, и переспим с ним, и восставим от отца нашего племя.


Answers In Genetics
Laban took all of Jacob’s striped and spotted cows. But Jacob had a bright idea! He cut stripes and spots into the bark of trees and placed his herd in front of them while they mated. When they gave birth, the babies were striped and spotted, indeed!
Genesis 30:37-39

Ответ генетикам, Бытие 30:37-39 "И взял Иаков свежих прутьев тополевых, миндальных и яворовых..."

Reinstating The Draft
The Lord carried me away to a valley filled with dry bones and told me what to say, “Dry bones, listen to the word of the Lord! I am going to make you live again!”
Suddenly, there was a rattling noise across the valley. The bones came together, skeletons, muscles and flesh.

Train Up A Child
Jesus asked, ‘‘Why do you refuse to obey Cod’s command? The Lord said, ‘You must respect your father and mother! If any child says anything bod to their father or mother, he must be put to death!’ But you teach that a child can say to their father or mother, ‘I have something I

Tore These Boys To Pieces
On Elisha's way to Bethel, some boys made fun of him -saying, "Go ahead, you baldhead! Go ahead, baldy!” EJisha turned around, looked at them, and issued a curse in the name of the Lord, bringing two bears out of the woods to tear forty-two of the boys to pieces.
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